It Requires Newton Meters So Why Bother

WHeRe aRe tHe FIsH?

[crocutalupus]

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[wheel-skellington]

why this dog look like an nvidia tech demo

[catchymemes]

just a dude & his skateboard

[pleatedjeans]

via

[itsaudreynotaubrey]

This will never NOT be funny

[alt-j-deactivated20171027]

nah I think we should really stop glorifying cigarettes

[dirty-sparkletini-no-olive]

you sound boring.

[psiioniic-miracles]

You sound like you’ve never had the scent of cigarette smoke ingrained in your clothes to the point where people in middle school thought you smoked at eleven because your parents couldn’t be bothered to go outside. You sound like you’ve never had your mother flick cigarette ashes out of the car window and have them fly into your face. You sound like you’ve never been kept up at night by the sound of your dad hacking up a lung because he has to get up for his midnight smoke. You sound like you’ve never had to run into a convenience store to get your mother cigarettes as soon as you turned eighteen and cringed at touching the box because you know they’re not only killers but government sanctioned killers because they can not only tax the shit out of them but ensure people buy more at the cost of young lungs and a once beautiful home now plagued with the smell of smoke and ash. You sound like you’ve never had a great grandmother who stopped smoking 30 years before her death who still got lung cancer and subsequently died. You sound like a Fucking ignoramus. Smoking isn’t Fucking cool, it isn’t fun to glorify, it’s disgusting and makes not only you but your children smell bad. Makes not only you but your children cough, get cancer, get sick.

You sound like a Fucking moron. Smoking isn’t cool. Grow the Fuck up.

[adrunkensailor]

No, you grow the fuck up. There’s mountains of constant judgment when it comes to smoking. How about you leave people alone and let them do what they want with their bodies.

[yourladyindank]

There is a REASON. It’s not just their bodies they’re fucking. It’s never just their bodies with something fucking airborne. Especially when you have CHILDREN AND PETS.

[surfeit-of-stoats]

My grandfather smoked in his house decades ago. We moved in. We started working on it. After just one day of having the AC off so it could be worked on, I could no longer stay in the house because the smell was coming out of the walls <I>so strongly</I> and triggering my asthma to the point where I couldn’t breathe. My grandfather is dead and his smoking still managed to effect me that negativity. It is not just their body.

[justbecauseyoubelievesomething]

My aunt took up smoking in secret as a coping method for her depression. My cousin found out and she was so scared for her mom’s health that she hid the cigarettes. But when my aunt noticed they were missing, do you think she had a calm conversation about the whole thing with my cousin? Nope. She stormed into her room in such a rage, my cousin was too scared to even argue. She just gave the cigarettes back and prayed for her mom to leave the room. There was no explanation for why she took up smoking, for why she was trying to hide it, no reassurance for her worried daughter, not even a question as to why my cousin took them… there was just addiction-fueled anger. Directed at a child who had no control over her environment.

And then there’s my own mother, who has never taken up smoking, but who grew up with two chain-smoking parents. My mom who has permanent lung and throat damage from a lifetime of breathing in smoke that she didn’t ask for. My mom who now takes daily medication so her throat doesn’t ache.

But, tell me again how smoking only affects your body?

[anti-stupidity-capaldi]

I grew up breathing not only my step-dad’s cigarette smoke, but all his friends as they’d frequently hang out in the living room together creating a cloud of smoke that permeated the whole house. I got asthma at 10. I found a growth in my left lung at 30. I now have 1 lung. 1 lung and I’m still asthmatic. Fuck people who smoke around children.

[fathercryptid]

If you can’t agree with this, then fucking unfollow the shit out of me. Too many people in my family have died. My grandfather lost his wife to Lung Cancer. He still smokes though. And my dad who stopped cold turkey when my oldest brother was born and went through hell to make sure his first kid wouldn’t have to also. But did it help? No. Because his mom didn’t care that she had a newborn inhaling her goddamned secondhand smoke. Don’t you dare say it only affects the smoker. Don’t you dare.

[malkorsai]

Points up. Same.

[themountaincalledmonkey]

This goes for vaping too. Keep that shit to yourself

[themountaincalledmonkey]

I have a bone to pick with Hulu's future man.

So they try to make more of the biofuel and try and get this scientist to find what it is. He says he has to use a calorimeter BUT HE USES A ROTOVAP😂😂😂 lmaooo the glass breaks and he's like woahhhh it's so POWERFUL. I'm fucking dying 😂 They couldn't be pissed to google a calorimeter 😫😫😂😂😂

[catlezzer-deactivated20200616]

why is this sentence written with such perfect comedic timing

[brianttran-deactivated20120224]

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

[themountaincalledmonkey]

Y

[sixpenceee]

Movies to Watch Out For

[themountaincalledmonkey]

Wait another Saw movie? Jesus when are they going to stop bludgeoning the dead horse?

[ilovewhiterussian]

- you think people are ready for contact with us?

- let’s try their drinks

- wow l i q u i d 

[chickenwraith-deactivated202403]

the translation does nothing to explain this

[memes-and-relatableschemes]

l i q u i d

[themountaincalledmonkey]

Signs

[glitterweave]

[elliblu-deactivated20190125]

why they keep doing her like this

[bornagainsatanist]

Wow I was not expecting it to keep going but it sure did

[gingerlicious69-deactivated2018]

“And its gonna taste like Mario was in your ass himself.”

[brainstatic]

Just a heads up right now: on the day when Trump dies, I’m going to be extremely tasteless about it. It’s going to get ugly. You are going to see a side of me I am not proud of. I don’t want any call-outs in my inbox, I’m stating right now that lines will be crossed.

[stoned-dahmer-deactivated201802]

How disgusting can someone be

I wouldn’t even say this about my worst enemy

Forget the fact that its trump. If you agree with this youre fucking evil. Evil literally lives inside you. Wow.

[a-really-bad-decision]

Anyways all of y’all AND the evil that literally lives inside of you are invited to the sick ass house party I’m throwing when lord dampnut kicks the bucket

[themountaincalledmonkey]

Little hypocritical no?

[theonion]

Report: Gross-Ass Gourd All Bumpy And Shit

[tastefullyoffensive]

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Doing some serious math.

[themountaincalledmonkey]

HoW hE dO tHaT So QuICk?!

[theonion]

EPA Promotes Pulsating Black Sludge To Deputy Director

[reddiesteadyy]

When you find out that your pills are actually gazebos

[virtualcry]