Ridiculous fanfic & equally silly memes.

[themsmeep]

If you like the memes, may I interest you in a fic?

"Must Be The Season"

Akira turns a Metaverse item into a voodoo doll. Akechi is struck with a sexy medical malady. These things are related. (NSFW crack)

"New Game, Who Dis?"

Joker finds himself back at the beginning of the year. He doesn't know how it happened, but with his knowledge of the future, he's about to troll friend & foe alike. (SFW crack)

 

"Take A Chance On Me" 

Aka the lamp fetish fic. Akira gets the crazy idea that Akechi wants to date him. Thankfully, Sae has advice to help Akechi cope. (SFW crack)

"Proxy" 

Sumire wants Akechi. Akechi wants Akira. Akira is caught in the crossfire between two people with nothing to lose. (NSFW angst)

[themsmeep]

Fanfic Ideas I'll Never Get Around To #49:

"Are you excited for your birthday?" Akira asked. He expected a scathing retort about the idiocy of birthdays and sentiment, but to his surprise, Akechi smiled.

"I'm quite excited, yes."

"Really?"

"Why wouldn't I be? I enjoy birthday traditions. I get to set candles on fire just to snuff out their miserable lives a moment later."

"Blowing out the candles, you mean?"

"Semantics. Then I get to stab a cake."

"Cut the cake."

"Same difference. After that I demand tribute from my inferiors."

"Get presents from your friends."

"And finally, I get to shoot someone."

"You shoot a picture of them."

"No, I meant that one literally. I'm going to kill the most annoying party guest."

"That's not a birthday tradition, that's just murder."

Akechi sighed.

"If you're going to be like that about it, I guess I'm not excited after all."

[themsmeep]

Fanfic Ideas I'll Never Get Around To #63:

Goro's publicist decides he needs a little boost now that people are starting to support the Phantom Thieves and hatches a plan: A contest to win a date with the Detective Prince on his birthday!

Every fangirl in Tokyo vows to win. Too bad they're up against #1 Detective Prince Fan Akira.

[afterthelambs]

For pride month, Sojiro puts up a single pride flag in Leblanc because they don't have the budget for anything more. But when Akechi comes in, Joker convinces him they have a special discount where gay people get 90% off for the month. Except to prove he's gay, he needs to kiss Joker. Preferably in the attic or the laundromat or anywhere away from prying eyes.

[themsmeep]

My dad is watching a made-for-TV movie called White Tiger and the following is a real, unedited conversation from it: 

"Get him out of there!" 

"I can't, he won't let go." 

"Whaddya mean won't let go?" 

"The hands." 

"Whaddya mean the hands?" 

"The hands won't let go." 

*miscellaneous war noises* 

"He's still alive!"

"He's still alive, captain?" 

"He's still alive."

[themsmeep]

Fanfic Ideas I'll Never Get Around To #62:

Due to a slight glitch in the collective consciousness, Joker swaps universes with The Joker. It's a bad time for everyone, but especially for Akechi, who does not like sharing the stage with an actual murder clown.

[themsmeep]

Remember that April Fools bad end chapter from Must Be The Season? I posted a little horror/comedy snippet that goes with it.

[1percentcharge]

momentarily had the thought “shout out to my platonic harem” and then remembered that’s called friends

[themsmeep]

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[themsmeep]

A new chapter of Must Be The Season is up!

Chapter 17: Double Your Fun

Akira and Akechi finally kiss (for real), Sojiro kicks some ass, the Velvet Room interferes and a throuple is formed.

[ravioliet]

freak4freak is always so awesome but another character dynamic that i think is really great is freak vs freak. you're the only person who understands me and i'm the only person who understands you. unfortunately this also does not stop either of us from hating each other and in fact it might even make everything significantly worse for everyone involved

[themsmeep]

[kisseism]

💭💭 binding his collar to one of my belt loops

[themsmeep]

[themsmeep]

The next chapter of Must Be The Season will not be the last chapter after all. I know this will be a shock to you. :p

But I can confirm that they will kiss at last! Akira and Akechi will lock lips, fo' real, finally.

[taydivorce]

unrequited father son relationship

[themsmeep]

[themsmeep]

Do we have a version of "Dead Dove: Do Not Eat" but for crack?

I need something to differentiate mildly goofy fics from the absolutely bonkers shit. Like, no, gentle reader, this is not a reasonably normal fic with a silly premise. This is a story where the whole cast and possibly the author are on PCP.

Is that a thing?

[thatonestorywriter]

What if I just made a story that makes absolutely 0 sense and just for laughs? I recently read a fanfic made by @themsmeep and I realized I have free will and began working on a crack fic about the thieves living in Okinawa and chibi versions of their personas and it has lots of funny possessive Shuake flavors

(shout out to Must Be The Season)

[themsmeep]