The Mundane Archives

every tma episode, mundanized.

[themundanearchives]

Welcome to The Mundane Archives!

This blog is a chronicle of the totally un-sinister happenings that take place in each episode of The Magnus Archives podcast. Each episode will be described in the most mundane way possible, boiling down horror to its very commonplace essentials.

We’re not limited to just one per episode, so you may see multiple posts with their own summaries. Everything will be tagged with the episode it’s referencing.

If you’d like to submit an episode tagline, our inbox is open!

[9cl]

Driving around my town trying to find one single burger just one burger or a hot dog but Unfortunately everythings just rubble and twisted scaffolding upstretched and rotting and theres shit on fire and a big black ass sky

[official-kircheis]

[9cl]

Guess i cant do shit anymore Cause the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides... And yep, you guessed it: a dark wind blows.

[cikero]

Good Morning.

There Is Oatmeal Today

🙂🙂🙂

Today We Have Oatmeal…

Today We Have Oatmeal…

[anistarrose]

sometimes it's not that deep but the soil is so soft and loamy and even full of beautiful wriggling worms that it would just be such a missed opportunity not to pick up the shovel and dig. for the worms. the worms want to see you. the worms are waiting

[cutecreepycryptids]

new cryptid everyone!

[runcibility]

archive link so you don't have to give wapo clicks

[dreadwedge]

the enormous man who stands across the street from my apartment with the long bony fingers and bloodshot eyes and too wide smile seems like he's just phoning it in this month. his smile was almost normal width last saturday honestly. i taped a single lexapro to the lamppost and left it for him and it was gone in the morning. i hope it helps. you never know what someone else is going through #kind

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[everydaylouie]

mole's thought

[lemonsweet]

Smiley face french fry from memory

[lemonsweet]

I don't know why you guys are so afraid it's just a memory

[1five1two]

[tenebrio-obscurus]

Karma - Do Ho Suh (2010)

[notbecauseofvictories]

today I learned that I Absolutely Do Not like caves; someone else can crawl into that narrow and confined space that makes one inevitably think about death and the vast unmemory of the earth.

[notbecauseofvictories]

Just for reference, I took this picture at Maribel Caves. Apparently I'm supposed to want to crawl into that profound and narrow darkness, like it's an adventure and not a shortcut to becoming a three-episode arc on a middling true crime podcast sponsored by bombas socks.

[lakevida]

ok well if i can be vulnerable with you for a moment theres a hole in the floor at work and i dont know if it drains to anywhere but i do know ive been pouring old coffee down it for about three weeks now

[lakevida]

a coworker saw me do it today and her expression was unreadable

[ibetteracethatinterview]

[synqra]

Freezing Lake in Nebraska looks like an eye

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

No clue where I saved the image from, but I sure am feeling warned

[gun-fishen-deactivated20241222]

Really good looking broken laptop screen I saw at the store

[gun-fishen-deactivated20241222]

Some more because I really liked it

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Me: whatcha doin, bug?

My Son, applying approximately 2 dozen self-adhesive goggly eyes to himself: playing Santa

Me: Santa has lots of eyes?

My Son, very serious: he’s watching everyone

Me: biblically accurate Santa