formerly roadkill

hey im bagel (any pronouns) bagelistyping on ao3 and if im on tumblr its probably bc i should be writing

[arcadecarpetgay]

help theyre making me make an intro post

hi i'm bagel or thyme! i'm 21 and i use any pronouns

my ao3 is bagelistyping

i mainly write for malevolent, tma, and hatchetfield, but can be convinced to write drabbles for other things sometimes

i dont do commissions but if you have a short fic idea and want someone to write it im never upset to see people messaging me or tagging me in prompts, j no guarantee ill get around to it

my favorite insect is the ant and my favorite recipe is this one

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all my fic posts and writing things are under #bagels typing

i have a few short malev fics you can only find here on tumblr, you can find them under the tag #bagels secret drabbles or linked under the cut :>

dollins:

purring (from prompt w @lightlysaltedsalt)

reunion (from comic by @izel-scribbles)

housewives (prompt from @ivorybilledwoodpecker)

old habits (vaguely dollins post s4 noel h/c)

add-ons to fics:

honeysuckle (addition to vanity)

epilogue (to vanity for @bizarreohmart)

bailed out (addition to prime cut)

[remnantglow]

[firefox-official]

Be honest, are you a bad person in any kind of way? I've been finding out about gross stuff that a bunch of blogs I really liked did and I feel icky :(

yeah in most ways. Good luck out there

[iiinkos]

jmart meets before the institute au. meet cute? childhood friends? NO!!! uni era where jon keeps on running into martin Fucking Everywhere because martin is busy working in as many odd jobs as possible. jon is haunted but not by any ghost or anything its just martin fucking blackwood with his infinite jobs. everywhere the light touches is where martin blackwood is working some shitty minimum wage job

[trangoldin]

[bunniope]

your dad is a peach ring and your mom is a twix bar

[mossworm]

is there a name for this

[straawberries]

hey op. i want you to know my boyfriend has been in hysterics, laughing and occasionally wheezing out "bibby" for the past half an hour because of this post. are you proud of what youve done?

[alittlemonster]

Im the bf btw I made fanart

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

the word "seldom" is a pretty great word, but you rarely see it used

[napoleononthebellerophon]

the amount of lawsuits these exploited children are going to be filing 20 years from now is going to be crazy and im all for it

[ink-the-artist]

Magic Grow Dinosaurs

[seriousjones]

the sexual tension between two gas stations on the same intersection

[yarking]

I’m so sick of this shit. Two gastations can’t even be on the same block without some walnut shipping them, while I can’t find a single fic for dennys/applebees with dennys bottoming.

[storytruths]

you’re literally out of your mind if you think Dennys isnt a top

[segamascott]

we are the daughters of the landmines your grandpa didn't step on

[guribot]

today our zoo had an annual 21+ day where there's beer n wine stands and no kids and it turns out when you remove the families from a zoo everyone left is lesbians

[originaldouble]

Human rocky and pebble grace

[dogpuppy]

[longnuts]

I don't think so ..

[galaxywarp]