Beezle of Destiny

BOO! It’s a nerodivergent bitch! LoA account@froma-certain-pov JRWI/LoA/whateva I want

[dinzeeyz]

Couple of things i drew on stream on twitch a few days ago! Don't worry, I will finish that aurora too, TRUST

[trulytrulygreg]

my reccomended as jrwi

[ceruleanheaven]

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

[dforditzy]

upp wiwi doodles cuz im procrastinating on my other wips :^}

[eiisight]

I don't see no point in lying

[skywerse]

jarora

[artboyboogie]

hello 👋 my frand @littlegayassbitch wrote a super epic cool fic based on my silly teenage rand and rolan doodle. so i rendered it with said fic in mind! YAYAYAY

[ninakaina]

everybody leaving tags on my letterboxd roundup like "they didn't do the nobody scene??" we're so fucking past that i need you to catch up. i went into the movie knowing they wouldn't do the nobody scene and frankly i had made peace with it like okay if you don't want odysseus calling himself outis because you don't feel like the joke translates well enough WHATEVER you dont need to film every line of the poem. what i was NOT prepared for is that THEY DON'T SPEAK TO POLYPHEMUS AT ALL. they don't steal a giant wheel of cheese, they don't get him drunk, odysseus doesn't taunt him after their escape, AND he doesn't cry out to poseidon or the other cyclopes on the shore. it's "revealed" that he can speak in the cave before their escape as he prays to poseidon. someone asks odysseus "should we try to reason with him?" and ODYSSEUS says "we're past that." resulting in an adaptation where odysseus does not use wit or trickery to escape polyphemus at all-- which is the case with every single obstacle he meets. this guy does not lie and he does not play tricks. his intelligence is restricted to battlefield tactics, the administration and direction of his men as units. You have to poke polyphemus so he opens his eye before you can stab it! I am very smart. the only point at which he could be described as "tricking" polyphemus is when-- because the movie is allergic to making odysseus look stupid or silly in any way-- they tie straw to their backs to be mistaken for sheep instead of riding the undersides of the sheep, and we are presented with an action sequence of trousered and armored soldiers somersaulting and army crawling under polyphemus' gently dangling hand. which i hate because it is a less clever solution that only works if polyphemus is extremely stupid (shepherd who doesn't know how many sheep he has) -- and more importantly because it removes IMO the most emotionally efficient moment in the odyssey, which is polyphemus talking to the one sheep that's walking slow because it has odysseus on its belly like "oh no are you feeling okay today? you're moving so slow, maybe you're upset because i'm in pain? you're the best sheep in the world and i love all of you my sheeps" like that scene is supposed to instantly retroactively humanize polyphemus and make you realize odysseus has been torturing a person with feelings who basically just wants to be left alone with his pet sheep and it's extremely good at that in every translation i've ever read. but not one of odysseus' enemies are allowed an inch of humanity in this entire adaptation which seems to be a veiled metaphor for the vietnam war so what can you expect. and yes because odysseus never does anything wrong or stupid or silly, OF COURSE he would never reveal his name and allow polyphemus to curse him, and his crew only "believes" that he's been cursed by poseidon thereafter, which removes the ENTIRE MAIN ANTAGONIST of the story and changes the central conflict from man vs. god to man vs. ????

[day-dreamersclub]

i pray that aug, sep, oct, nov and dec are all months full of growth, blessings, productivity, new doors open and opportunities

[fishiehorse]

(upp 2.3 spoilers)

i couldn't get the idea of this scene with the weird route music out of my mind so i tried to put it together in capcut...OUUugh.!!!!!!!

[kintsugikalliope]

despite everything,

[frankenmouse]

It is so ridiculously easy to gain a reputation for being competent by just reading signs.

This is not metaphorical. I mean actual, literal pieces of paper/plastic/metal/whatever explicitly erected to inform the public.

“How did you know this was the right trail?” I read the sign.

“Wow, how did you know what that flower is?” There’s a SIGN.

“How did you know we needed to use the side door?” THERE IS A SIGN POSTED ON THE FRONT DOOR.

Just…why are we having such different experiences of the world? People can read. I KNOW they can read. There’s nothing wrong with their vision.

Just. READ. THE. GOD. DAMN. SIGN.

This also applies to:

Syllabi

Instructions

[ararapimros]

Gillion Tidestrider you are so Orpheus to me…… ough…

[willgrahamscock]

[theebbestboy]

[a-sentient-cup]

[virtualgirladvance]

[sausaged-rat]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[aka-lonne]

Did anyone say anything about big fish Gillion?

Close ups under the cut

The sketch too. I'm especially proud of the hands

[yesterdayiwrote]

The irony of this new breed of self-righteous AI hunters on AO3 is that they're all just copy and pasting peoples fics into AI detectors, which are all operated by AI and therefore THEY are feeding people's work into the algorithm without their consent and in some cases no doubt circumventing the locks people put on to avoid getting scraped...

Don't copy and paste anyone's AO3 work into third party websites, you're not the good guys in this situation?

[zaziki1412]

Reblog cause FACTS

[pandrintotheaudience]

Riptide Spoilers 119-131

Aurora primrose in the span of a few days

Found out a kid she met years ago is a wanted pirate

Watched both of her mothers freeze

Got pulled into the same guys pirate crew

Traveled deep into the ocean for some random fish man who apparently is the chosen one and was BANISHED

Watched the same fish man kill his sister

Be told that she was a doppelgänger

See some (pretty fucked up) stuff from the fish guys childhood

Meet FINN TIDESTRIDER a world renown author who is the fish man’s grandpa

Go on TRIAL for some guy YOU NEVER MET

WATCH AN OLD FISH GUY RIP THE CHOSEN ONES HAND OFF

CUT A RANDOM WOMANS LEG OFF

FIND OUT THAT THE KID YOU KNEW IS NOW CHAMPION OF DEATH

WATCH THREE ALMOST FOUR OF THE GREAT FOUR LEVIATHANS YOU WORSHIP LIKE GODS DIE

WATCH THE CHOSEN ONE AND THE GUY YOU TALKED TO LIKE TEN YEARS AGO KILL A MAN

WATCH THE BODY BE DRAGGED DOWN TO HELL

WATCH AS THE CHOSEN ONE EXPLODES INTO RED LIGHTNING AND EXPLAINS HOW HE MIGHT BECOME A FUCKING LEVIATHAN

SAIL ALL THE WAY BACK ON ONE OF THE ONLY FRIENDS YOU HAVE LEFT

WATCH AS HE MORPHS INTO AN ELDRITCH CATFISH EEL THING

GO TO ALLPORT THE CAPITAL OF THE WORLD AND WATCH AS IT CRUMBLES AROUND YOU

WATCH AS THIS RANDOM DRAGONBORN JOINS THE PARTY THAT EVERYONE APPARENTLY KNOWS

SEE TITANS FIGHTING IN THE SKIES AND WATCH THEM FALL INFRONT OF YOU

WATCH AS ONE WHO IS APPARENTLY THE WOMANS GRANDMOTHER RIPS HER OWN HEART OUT

Oh and did I mention finding out that the one…weird, nice kid…you met ten or more years ago RELEASED AN ELDRITCH GOD CAPABLE OF DESTROYING THE WORLD

ALMOST SEE YOUR ONLY FRIEND THAT IS STILL OK FROM YOUR HOME DIE

Fall unconscious multiple times

And finally as your healing some random guys youve never seen before…get captured by some evil guy who guess what? Knows the kid you talked to ONCE when you were a CHILD

Aurora primrose…Jesus Christ please lie down and rest you poor poor soul