[medievaljournalist]

ive started worshiping the great iron boar due to the bonus piercing damage resistance

[pjackk]

TF DO I GET THE FOOD OUT

[xtec]

This is what the average YouTube thumbnail looks like now

[nevver]

The waiting is the hardest part, Nagasaki bus stops

[rexhistoria]

people act like this college shit is hard but i used AI to generate me a medical license and have bee ndoing surgery on newborns for 6 months

[earthmovers]

[regging]

eating disorders and abortions are two things that are like, spoken about in most mainstream discourse as though they are pretty rare and aberrant, but then when you’re actually friends with a lot of women you come to find out that they are extremely extremely common and kind of banal & mundane

[brucespringsteencomments]

[pleasefuckofffffff]

gibbon skeleton

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

hey gibbon - okay, I’m gonna ask you to do this, but please don’t get violently euphoric this time - I can’t reach this box. could you… [ sigh] extend your arms to get it for me?

[bones creaking painfully, gibbon screeching in pleasure and pain] YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH  BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[badassdemonsword]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Okay yay

[athena-cat-wizard-official]

[calicotisane]

All stories are real

[calicotisane]

FICTION = REALITY

[cheaphalloweencostume]

cinephile really is like. the worst word for what it’s trying to describe bc it does literally just sound like a person that has jerks off to film tapes

when gods honest truth is that im fuckin the tapes!

[gifs-of-puppets]

Bear in the Big Blue House (1997-2006)

[chuckwontheory]

Is there a reason berries are so juicy and sour and perfect

[eeveestoneson]

if shane hollander were a fruit 🫐

[chuckwontheory]

Okay

[abrel0s0jos]

Devilman Art book 1990

[amanitaphalloides]

when heath ledger refused to participate in brokeback mountain skits and said “it’s not a joke to me” that’s how i feel when fast car by tracy chapman is alluded to in almost any context

[pjackk]

Well my life is fucked i lost my only special toy