The Native Vice

Algernon, Los Angeles California, Tech nerd, 21 year old dude. Moderately good looking sometimes I guess

[andreablog2-deactivated20220425]

Pale people cant wear adidias jackets without looking like they look like they huff gasoline in czechoslovakia

[theskabouncer]

That is exactly the look I’m going for

[a-ladyofwar]

[rob-walks-deactivated20210614]

girls be so fucking thick you just be looking like

[dojacat]

[prozdvoices]

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yrdraxxas, you kidder, you

Original comic by yourdndstories

You can get monthly personal voice requests from me through my Patreon

[yourdndstories]

This is actually perfect. Thanks, prozdvoices! I was already a fan of your work (I’ve listened to Uptown Funk Goofy about  a million times), and now… :’) I consider you a friend. 

[electricheart]

[thecartierrug]

[aliensfromhell]

“It’s not what you see, it’s what you feel”

[fakehistory]

The Coca cola company responding to complaints in 1891

[toasthag]

me .01 seconds after emphatically saying yes to plans

[frostyforya]

this statement dealt 10 damage to everyone in a 2 mile radius

[everydaylouie]

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[vladtheunfollower]

[warm-suggestions]

Slow progress is still progress

[worm-suggestion]

Dig

[captainshroom]

the year is 1888

me, the first palaeontologist to dig up a triceratops skull, whispering softly: what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuckkkk

[slajm]

[woodmeat]

what the fuk u even suppose to do with ur hands while ur getting ur dick sucked

[jazzcochina-deactivated20180807]

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