The Needless Lobsters

Hiya! We're Becca and AJ, the authors known as The Needless Lobsters on Fanfiction.com! Here, we'll post our stories, updates, short previews, and any other stuff that you may (or may not) need to know concerning our stories. Use the tags to navigate!

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heya!! just a notice to say that aj still takes requests, but all requests are taken here on her writing blog: @andipxndy-writes!! you can also find her on ao3

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Hey! I saw you were taking requests for AR and NCIS and coincidentally just read an AR/NCIS Crossover and absolutely love the character building and relationship between Gibbs and Alex as well as Ziva and Alex since they both are/were spies. If possible could you make a fic which portrays Gibbs & Alex and Ziva & Alex and Alex and ziva possibly knowing each other from before and ziva noticing in the middle rather than in the beginning so that its more interesting and has more suspense 😅. Thanks! :)

hi there!! oh gosh, thank you so much for the request!! i have to say, i really enjoyed reading this message and writing the request (i was super excited when i read it, actually!!)

i (AJ) don’t post/write as much under this shared handle anymore, BUT i do still write fanfics and have my own blog and ao3, where i’m posting this fic!

anyway, i’ve completed the request! you can find the first part of it here, on my writing blog, or on ao3

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Hey, AJ here! Yup, that’s right - we’re taking requests for oneshots. Just send us a message by ask or fanmail on what you would like, and we’ll give it a shot!

(For now, requsts should be based on current fandoms that we write for, e.g. NCIS, Alex Rider…)

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AJ is taking requests for:

Percy Jackson/Heroes Of Olympus

NCIS (more specifically, The Gibbs Project)

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All Gwen had wanted to do was study in peace - was that too much to ask for? Clearly not when it was Dakota making the noise. So she had to make a deal. But maybe she doesn't detest this deal as much as she really thinks... [Second in 'The University of New Rome' series.]

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When Gibbs gets a case that lands him two marine-raised kids, how will he adapt to "parenthood"? Rated T because of the first chapter... and because I'm paranoid. [Entire story is now being edited and rewritten!]

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Welcome to New Rome: a place of learning, opportunity, and... maybe not the sanest of demigods. Of course, most demigods don't realise the last point until they *arrive* there. So here we are, following our favourite demigods in New Rome as they go through that ever so eventful college life!

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Hey, AJ here! Yup, that’s right - we’re taking requests for oneshots. Just send us a message by ask or fanmail on what you would like, and we’ll give it a shot!

(For now, requsts should be based on current fandoms that we write for, e.g. NCIS, Alex Rider…)

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Sometimes we mortals find ourselves thinking: What if? What if we did this? What if we didn't do that? What would have happened? And demigods... well, they are no different. In fact, in some ways, it's worse for them. Rated T because I'm not so sure it's safe, so just in case.

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Hey, AJ here! Yup, that's right - we're taking requests for oneshots. Just send us a message by ask or fanmail on what you would like, and we'll give it a shot!

(For now, requsts should be based on current fandoms that we write for, e.g. NCIS, Alex Rider...)

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Nico isn't good with babies. It's something that should be pretty obvious, since he's a son of Hades, but when Lou accidentally casts a spell... well, Nico has to test his people skills. With some help, of course. (Solangelo!)

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Hey, guys! AJ here! And I have a question for you:

Should I make a page for the OCs created in some of the stories we've written? It would most likely be for some of them, but they'd be bios for the OCs so that you have an idea of who they are and maybe what they look like?

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Hey, guys! AJ here!

Feel free to have a look around the blog! Take a look at our fanfictions, and if you'd like to know or request anything, feel free to ask!

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It's coming up to New Year at Camp Half Blood, and all is well - friendships have been strengthened, rivalries aren't so violent, and the group has generally become closer, even without Frank and Hazel. But Nico... well, Nico isn't too satisfied with his relationship with a certain person, and he's going to sort that out. Solangelo! And a sequel(-ish) to 'A Christmas Present'.

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A new chapter for this fic is now up - go and check it out!

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So the guys are alone this Christmas - Piper has gone to visit her dad, and Annabeth is with her family in San Francisco. Percy and Jason are pretty much fully prepared to spend their Christmases alone, maybe even drag Nico along for the ride. But then someone turns up unexpectedly... by crashing into the woods. Sequel(-ish) to 'A Winter Skate'.

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A new chapter for this fic is now up!

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It’s getting close to Christmas at Camp Half-Blood, but the demigods aren’t really thinking about that. Actually, they’re pretty bored now, so they want to do something to get rid of that. And what better way to cure boredom than to go out skating? Li’l bit of Solangelo in there, with the typical Big Three boys being bros.