*insert Kahoot music*

I am a nerd, I was born in 1997, and I laugh at stupid jokes.

[axebombah-deactivated20150404]

[steveisnotonfire]

This has been in my queue for four months.

[galactica-phantom]

[thenerdfromthemoon]

SomeBODY

[ruinedchildhood]

[downsouth-gentleman]

Waited all year for this

[keysims-deactivated20190404]

@desertbloom 😀

[earl-grey-latte]

Mood

[thenerdfromthemoon]

I haven't played the Sims since that Star Wars pack came out. 😂

[superscut]

The Grammys really said to artists of color you can write the most beautiful albums in existence but there’s always gonna be some mediocre white boy who will release a terrible, trashy song objectifying women who will get the nomination instead of you

[thenerdfromthemoon]

*SWINGS BAT AT HORNETS NEST*

I forgot Justin Bieber still releases music. 😂 I forgot he and Taylor Swift were even around until recently.

[thenerdfromthemoon]

These Readict ads are wild.

They are like "On her 18th birthday she has to fuck this alpha werewolf to reproduce."

My favorite is the picture of the girl curled up into a ball sleeping in the snow and there is like a wolf in the background.

[eggings]

apparently almost no one’s seen the video it’s free real estate comes from so here it is

[viostormcaller]

ITS BACK

[thenerdfromthemoon]

This gives me McElroy/MBMBaM vibes. Like I can imagine this being a bit.

[thenerdfromthemoon]

I am replaying Dragon Age: Inquisition

Solas is a little bitch but he is my buddy.

Knowing who he is and what he intended to do makes him a pretty good villian. Kinda reminds me of Loki.

But.

I can't wait to CRUSH him in the new game. I want to make him cry.

Also, Dorian is my best friend. Bioware and EA I want Dorian to be by my side when I kick the Dread Wolf so hard that he is going to wish he never existed.

[abelas]

#The Dread Wolf Rises.

[mithrava]

I want my man back so I can woop his ass myself

[eggbeatersims]

IM READYYYY

[midpoosimmerr]

i didn’t even romance him but the betrayal runs so deep imma deck him right back into the da:o

[thenerdfromthemoon]

I am so ready to kick his ass. Like try me Dread Wolf.

[thenerdfromthemoon]

Guys imagine the bugs though. Kylo Ben or Rey Palpatine serve your sims dinner at a restaurant you are visiting. 😂

Kylo Ren dying of anger would be so on brand though.

The Droid is probably going to be breaking every 5 minutes until you upgrade it.

This pack is going to be so buggy I can feel it.

[thenerdfromthemoon]

EA you have so many Star Wars games. Why did you bring this into the Sims? Like I saw it coming but I don't understand why. Jk I know it is clearly a cash grab.

I like Star Wars, but when I think of the Sims, the last thing I think of is Star Wars.

If I wanted to play a Star Wars game, I would just play Jedi Fallen Order or Battlefront 2 (that Psplus gave me for free).

I don't hate it. I don't LOVE it. It could be fun. It is just weird and annoying because it shows (again) how greedy EA is.

I am conflicted but also disappointed.

[thenerdfromthemoon]

I forget what it is like to really relax. I forget the last time I was fine and my brain was not racing. Even before COVID I was like this. I don't know what to do.

[jupitersmusings]

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

[overlord-fire-bubble]

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

[essenceofrose]

Okay I reblogged and got into the entrepreneurship program I wanted. This WORKS

[magicalmerry]

Reblogging for some added help for the coming months

[blackpowwer-blog]

REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches

[jinglepancakebells]

I got Sonic the Hedgehog.

Sonic the freaking Hedgehog.

Maybe I cracked the egg too fast.

[pikachucastiel-deactivated20220]

I GOT A SPARKLY NICHOLAS CAGE

[ohwormbro]

GUYS SO YOU GO TO YOUR PAGE OR BLOG AND THEN CLICK ON THE EGG LIKE IT US A PHOTO

[tryppyn-princxly-deactivated202]

i can’t believe i’m really gonna fall for this, am i?

[tryppyn-princxly-deactivated202]

I TAKE IT BACK I GOT NICK CAGE

[jupitersmusings]

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

[overlord-fire-bubble]

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

[adhd-vibes]

Does anyone else do that thing while reading where your eyes are like 3 lines ahead of where your brain is?

[bluequestionmark]

Do you mean skipping to the next paragraph and not being able to stop yourself from reading a few lines but then you have to go back to where you were before and try really hard to read in a linear fashion but it's boring now that you know what happens next? Yes

[adhd-vibes]

oh you are me. 

[thenerdfromthemoon]

I do this and I find that the Open Dyslexic Font helps slow down my eyes because of the how the font is not "smooth". Also line spacing helps.

Also when I went to the eye doctor they said my one eye needs help but my other eye is fine and when I got my glasses it was better, however I still do it frequently and it is not fun. I have to read a lot for Grad School and sometimes I have to read things five times because I skip lines and then I don't process it properly because I am missing information.

Which is why audio books and podcasts are godsends.

[faepixel]

[x]

thank you to @beemajor for the idea