The Nerd Jazz

Jazz is many things. Just ask.

[thenerdjazz]

I have never forgotten

[thenerdjazz]

Why you always answer Skype messages

Or else this happens:

[1/25/2016 7:08:33 PM] vansterx: that's cool got work tomorrow so 12's the cut off time [1/25/2016 7:08:55 PM] Jazz: ALright could be like 930 or 10 [1/25/2016 7:09:02 PM] vansterx: cool [1/25/2016 9:21:05 PM] Jazz: word to your mother [1/25/2016 9:23:19 PM] Jazz: Busted out three episodes of homeworld [1/25/2016 9:28:06 PM] Jazz: I will keep jimmying your saladhole [1/25/2016 9:28:11 PM] Jazz: Until you play civ [1/25/2016 9:29:04 PM] Jazz: Your nipples will start lactating and you won't know why from the absolute deluge of pure charisma I will blow your way [1/25/2016 9:29:45 PM] Jazz: Afterwards the coarseness of my voice will chafe and rip your sensitive man-nubs right off your awkwardly hairy chest [1/25/2016 9:30:48 PM] Jazz: Michael and his angels will descend from on high and be like "Damn, dude, that's some Apocalypse-ass shit. Quit yanking our steeze." [1/25/2016 9:31:54 PM] Jazz: And I will say "NO! I will continue in my one-man crusade until there is nothing left but a nubile hairless rodent of a Matt with no wind resistance to play Civ perfectly and unhindered." [1/25/2016 9:34:14 PM] Jazz: The people will begin screaming as Chuck Norris and I get into a staring contest. Pools of lava begin to boil as the sun begins sinking, slowly at first, then more quickly, hurtling towards the burning maelstrom of our epic eye-fight [1/25/2016 9:36:19 PM] Jazz: In one final motion, I will telepathically deflect the sun with my mind right into you, splitting the sun in twain. These two fiery bolts will hit your chest symmetrically, creating black holes where your nipples used to be. And the heavens will cry. [1/25/2016 9:37:50 PM] Jazz: Is this what you want? Alright I'm done just gonna play singleplayer

[thenerdjazz]

I recorded a thing. A Steven Universe thing. Of a lady with a really good voice. I tried, at least.

[fuckyesgamegrumps]

[x]

[toxzen]

S2.E10 vs S2.E2

[charlesoberonn]

[thenerdjazz]

I made a podcast! One episode, at least. I try to keep my composure while reading gross fanfiction with my buddy Tyler. Fan Diction! We have a twitter at twitter.com/Fan_Diction if you want to follow our exploits. Our very NSFW exploits.

[marchingstars]

Men who want to be feminists do not need to be given a space in feminism. They need to take the space they have in society & make it feminist.

Kelley Temple, National Union of Students UK Women’s Officer (via funeral)

I’ve reblogged this so many times, it is always relevant.

(via simmerdownchild)

[sixpenceee]

These are photos of Japanese capsule hotel called Nine Hours. They are located in the Kyoto and Narita airports. A capsule hotel that features a large number of extremely small rooms intended to provide cheap, basic overnight accommodation for guests who do not require the services offered by more conventional hotels.

[gainesm-deactivated20160906]

These would be amazing to use in a sci-fi set

[wilwheaton]

I wish airports in the US had these.

[saturninejellyfish]

[weirdnessisgood]

[doritofu]

when you’re late to da meet but still tryna park next to ya squad

[bearphomet]

I’ve never regretted not having change this much before in my life

[rewatchingpokemon]

[darkseid-deactivated20190806]

what the fuck ash

[secretotaku]

[thenerdjazz]

Jazz is many things. Including a cunt

Of the many things I am, a "cunt" is not among them. For the record.

[birdsofafeathercolchester-blog]

[2-shane-s]

I thought that only the bag of chips was knitted so I was like lmaoo fucking idiot bird got owned then I saw that the bird was knitted as well then I realized I was the fucking idiot bird getting owned

[thenerdjazz]

I don't have low self-esteem. I have low-esteem of everyone else