Gold Roses

She/they pronouns. Please just call me yellow. I write sometimes but mostly just read. Icon was done by @meowthefluffy.

[thenextyellowfish]

Today my mom texted to lock up the dogs, as the lawn gnomes were coming soon. I thought she meant, like garden gnomes, a bit weird but my sister has been into gardening recently. But, no. Apparently she meant the lawn people, who mowed the lawn, not gnomes. My mom's text came late, after the lawn people had already left.

So when I came out of my room later for some water, and saw the dogs out and about I thought that the gnomes had arrived. Do I questioned my sister about if the gnomes had arrived, she was confused and said to look outside. I did and saw no gnomes; so I'm confused and said no. She said that the lawn was mowed.

So here I am wondering if this is some sort of racism, or classism, or inside joke I missed on, or a common term I missed?

[thenextyellowfish]

Spoilers for the new archon quest

Columbina Hyposelenia, traveller is right that is one wonderful name. Nearly had a heart attack when she disappeared in the cutscene. Also had a hot second there where I thought that they were going to do another Wanderer, and make us name her. Which we technically did, but still, I had a baby name site pulled up just in case.

[thenextyellowfish]

Playing the new version, and we are probably going to learn Columbina's actual name in the future. Also is it just me or is Columbina getting more and more see through every time we see her?

[thenextyellowfish]

The way we just walked past her, and her not getting the candy. Like no go back she's right there. Help her, right now, stop the quest. Yes, I know the quest is to help her, but we need to help her right this instant.

[thenextyellowfish]

Update: she's coming with us, no longer, do I feel like destroying my room in rage and sorrow.

[thenextyellowfish]

Playing the new version, and we are probably going to learn Columbina's actual name in the future. Also is it just me or is Columbina getting more and more see through every time we see her?

[thenextyellowfish]

The way we just walked past her, and her not getting the candy. Like no go back she's right there. Help her, right now, stop the quest. Yes, I know the quest is to help her, but we need to help her right this instant.

[thenextyellowfish]

Playing the new version, and we are probably going to learn Columbina's actual name in the future. Also is it just me or is Columbina getting more and more see through every time we see her?

[quesocheeso]

Question, what is the holding out for a hero au about? Love all the rest of your au's!

It's for a lmk fic I'm currently writing💃💃💃

But it's basically a vigilante AU kind of thing✌️

[thenextyellowfish]

Sounds cool!

[thenextyellowfish]

Me when I try to write:

[thenextyellowfish]

I am Icarus flying too close to the sun, (a white girl eating Doritos)

The wax of his once lovely wings the only comfort burns, (A can of Dr pepper)

Yet they only served to irritate the wound, (ow, oww, 0/10 do not recommend)

[yeswaterisme]

What the fuck did you do?

[thenextyellowfish]

I ate a bowl of nacho cheese Doritos, forgetting that I have the spice tolerance of a poor medieval orphan. Then I grabbed the closest drink, a can of Dr pepper for some relief; the carbonation did not allow for relief

[yeswaterisme]

What do you mean the nacho cheese Doritos were spicy 🤨 they're literally only salty

Also why would you DRINK SODA to stop capsaicin, that's literally only going to spread it further, drink milk or eggnog or like heavy cream idk

[thenextyellowfish]

Maybe to you, they are only salty. Good for you. You have known me for so long that you should know that I can't handle pepper.

Also it was the closest drink to me at the time, as I said. I was reading and was not going to get up in the middle of it. I made due with what I had

[thenextyellowfish]

My bad guys it was spicy nacho flavor, not nacho cheese.

Good news I am not Icarus, just dumb

[thenextyellowfish]

I am Icarus flying too close to the sun, (a white girl eating Doritos)

The wax of his once lovely wings the only comfort burns, (A can of Dr pepper)

Yet they only served to irritate the wound, (ow, oww, 0/10 do not recommend)

[yeswaterisme]

What the fuck did you do?

[thenextyellowfish]

I ate a bowl of nacho cheese Doritos, forgetting that I have the spice tolerance of a poor medieval orphan. Then I grabbed the closest drink, a can of Dr pepper for some relief; the carbonation did not allow for relief

[yeswaterisme]

What do you mean the nacho cheese Doritos were spicy 🤨 they're literally only salty

Also why would you DRINK SODA to stop capsaicin, that's literally only going to spread it further, drink milk or eggnog or like heavy cream idk

[thenextyellowfish]

Maybe to you, they are only salty. Good for you. You have known me for so long that you should know that I can't handle pepper.

Also it was the closest drink to me at the time, as I said. I was reading and was not going to get up in the middle of it. I made due with what I had

[thenextyellowfish]

I am Icarus flying too close to the sun, (a white girl eating Doritos)

The wax of his once lovely wings the only comfort burns, (A can of Dr pepper)

Yet they only served to irritate the wound, (ow, oww, 0/10 do not recommend)

[yeswaterisme]

What the fuck did you do?

[thenextyellowfish]

I ate a bowl of nacho cheese Doritos, forgetting that I have the spice tolerance of a poor medieval orphan. Then I grabbed the closest drink, a can of Dr pepper for some relief; the carbonation did not allow for relief

[thenextyellowfish]

I am Icarus flying too close to the sun, (a white girl eating Doritos)

The wax of his once lovely wings the only comfort burns, (A can of Dr pepper)

Yet they only served to irritate the wound, (ow, oww, 0/10 do not recommend)

[corsairspade]

there are many reasons I like the "Erestor son of Caranthir" headcanon but secretly the main one is that I'm imagining all of the remaining noldo auditors sighing of relief when Caranthir dies and they don't have to try play 4d chess with multiverse time travel trying to catch this guy doing tax evasion. life is good for exilic auditors now.

and then suddenly Elrond and Elros turn up again! even better! oh who's this, Elrond? your good friend Erestor? he's helping you with your taxes? oh how swe- what is this Elrond. What is this. your paperwork for your taxes you say. not a declaration of war? because it looks like a declaration of war on the exilic auditors, Elrond.

and then all the auditors are so busy doing "extreme tax auditing™" for the first time since the second Kinslaying that they don't tell anyone they're pretty sure there's another scion of the house of Fëanor running around.

[mintykiwi]

[mintykiwi]

EVERY YEAR

[shandzii]

cap is a single cell organism

[yroddancing]

-i love you no matter what-

[thecolorblockcurator]

Took this from Instagram because this is urgent US folks.

You need to call and email your reps no matter if you live in a red or blue state. This cannot be allowed to pass.

It will prevent anyone who has ever changed their name from voting (including their last name)

[thecolorblockcurator]

Here is an article explaining the ambiguous language of the bill how it’s intention is to strip millions of Americans their right to vote

& how its republicans top priority to get passed

Spread this far- this could end voting rights for hundreds of millions of Americans

The SAVE Act Would Disenfranchise Millions of Citizens

The SAVE Act would require all Americans to prove their citizenship with documentation unavailable to millions and upend the way every Ameri

[thecolorblockcurator]

Keep sharing this folks. & take action. This is a major bill that has republican’s support. It is essentially the reversal of the 19th amendment using citizenship as a scapegoat

There will be a lot of distractions preventing folks from focusing on this bill. Because this is the one that will bring democracy down.

[callisteios]

Would you like to find out what you would be the god of? Take my new uqiz to find out

[poor-boy-orpheus]

Hey OP this immediately made me have a crisis

[ancient-rome-au]

tip of my hat to OP; this is an extremely accurate result

[the-haiku-bot]

tip of my hat to

OP; this is an extremely

accurate result

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[gefdreamsofthesea]

[aeondeug]

As someone who has been obsessed with trying to understand since I was little in part because I grew up with books about long dead civilizations and in part because I grew up being told that the mother tongue of my family was a 'dying language' and I feared it actually fucking dying yeah this is appropriate.

[imperatorsapphiosa]

The amount of coping strategies I have to prevent this makes this either a hard miss or incredibly on point

[gilbirda]

so true bestie

[atiyasnake]

As someone who is both awed and terrified of space, the ocean, and actually caves, this pleases me. There is so much we have learned but so much that we have yet to even think about.

[ashoutinthedarkness]

Ok but like?!?! This is my favorite season, for some of these exact reasons XD I love seeing what I call 'the lava effect" , where the colors change at the top of the mountains first and then move toward the valleys below ^^ the frost tipped lawns, crystal dotted webs, the bright colors, reason to have fires, cider. AAAAOSNDjkdnfoakfn

I love this XD

[stealingyourbones]

YESSSSSSSSS

[thenextyellowfish]

I'll accept it if only for the pretty jellyfish

[yeswaterisme]

Girl that is an octopus

[thenextyellowfish]

I don't know what different sea creatures are, and I don't care to learn them