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i hate taylor swift with a similar fervor and overt aggression the way teenage boys hated her in like 2011 but i have every right bc she sucks so fucking bad 0 talent idiotic moron who ruins my day every time i have to hear her overproduced music on the radio. and her lyrics are terrible like the lowest of the low in pop music we need to put a stop to this

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oh yeah, with the new size limit for .gifs this thing can finally be posted

eggtuna

what the fuck

ebsbestlife

I just….?

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TREASURE THIS POST. IT ONLY APPEARS ON YOUR DASH ONCE IN A BLUE MOON I SWEAR

poisonousquinzel

forget posting cringe to scare off Twitter folks, we just gotta make this appear to be the constant vibe here and we’ll be good skdjskksks

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[ID: a pair of outstretched hands, offering a chess piece. End ID]

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Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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Good morning

jaubaius

A person called OwlKitty changed the Business Card scene from “American Psycho” to the guys showing each other pictures of their cats on their phones… and it could possibly be the greatest masterpiece ever😭😂

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Teachers have tried this and are amazed when their classes don’t go feral like in the book. It’s almost as if the book was supposed to be satire and not a treaty on the nature of humanity.

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there’s a timeskip

THERE’S A TIMESKIP

after losing control of the signal fire there’s a FUCKING TIMESKIP and when the next chapter starts everyone’s hair is several inches longer and their clothes have rotted to shreds and they’re still just kind of chilling!!!!

IT TAKES THE TERRIBLE IMPERIALISM MIND-POISONED EXCESSIVELY BRITISH BOYS IN THE ACTUAL BOOK SEVERAL MONTHS TO COMMIT A SINGLE ACT OF INTENTIONAL VIOLENCE, EVEN THE ONE (1) CHILD WRITTEN AS AN ACTUAL SOCIOPATH

AND then when they DO turn on each other it is because

THERE’S AN UNSPECIFIED WORLD WAR HAPPENING

AND A PILOT’S CORPSE CRASH LANDS ON THE ISLAND POST-DOGFIGHT AND THE CHILDREN MISTAKE THE PARACHUTE FOR A MONSTER AND SPIRAL INTO PARANOIA

BECAUSE CHILDREN INHERIT THE LEGACY AND TRAUMA OF VIOLENCE FROM THE ADULTS WAGING WAR AROUND THEM

HURR DURR IN THE REAL WORLD IT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN LIKE IN LORD OF THE FLIES -

IT DIDN’T HAPPEN THAT WAY IN LORD OF THE FLIES EITHER YOU JUST HAVEN’T READ IT SINCE HIGH SCHOOL IF EVER AND DON’T REMEMBER WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED IN THE GODDAMN BOOK

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#tbf the dude wrote it to be a dick

yes. yes he did. i’m also gonna direct you to the real life ‘lord of the flies’ which occured in the 1960s, when six tongan schoolboys got stranded on a desert island for over a year before being rescued by an australian fisherman (who, it should be noted, later took on all six as crewmembers because the reason they were out in the first place was because they wanted to see the world, and named his ship the Ata after the island they were stranded on). nobody died. the only injuries that occurred were accidental, and when one of the boys broke his leg falling down a cliff, the others braced it and looked after him so well that it healed perfectly. if they argued, then they would literally go to opposite sides of the island until they’d cooled off. after leaving the island, they remained friends for the rest of their lives. here’s a photo of them as adults, with their rescuer (who is third from the left) and other members of his crew.

i read about this in rutger bregman’s human kind, a book i cannot recommend highly enough, but if you don’t want to go and read a whole book about the inherent goodness of humanity (which again, you really should) then the relevant excerpt can be found here.

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mellifexfarm

Hot hot hot hot chocolate

HEY WE GOT IT

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jawd

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PLEASE THIS IS THE THIRD TIME I’VE SEEN THIS THIS AFTERNOON.

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WHY IS THIS ON MY DASH IT IS JUNE

melvinandlugnut

THAT TIME OF YEAR NEVER ENDS

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External shots of botanical gardens by Swiss photographer Samuel Zeller

nilla-wafer

no thoughts within his head

filthybonnet

Bless his heart.

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Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

minotaursauce

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

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if your favorite musical is: wicked, once, phantom of the opera, the book of mormon, cats, gypsy, a chorus line, into the woods, little shop of horrors, the king and i, shrek, matilda, my favorite year, the producers, crazy for you, pacific overtures, bonnie and clyde, bye bye birdie, 1776, beauty and the beast, newsies, les miserables, assassins, dreamgirls, rock of ages, hairspray, side show, ragtime, sweeney todd, show boat, the color purple, urinetown, company, carmen jones, the threepenny opera, american idiot, caroline or change, tommy, grey gardens, the drowsy chaperone, applause, jersey boys, kiss of the spider-woman, mamma mia, spamalot, beautiful: the carole king musical, the fantasticks, chess, rent, titanic, the wedding singer, merrily we roll along, kiss me kate, next to normal, pippin, a funny thing happened on the way to the forum, camelot, a gentleman’s guide to love and murder, passing strange, aida, sunset boulevard, lady in the dark, xanadu, 110 in the shade, the producers, annie, falsettos, cabaret, if/then, brigadoon, pal joey, hedwig and the angry inch, parade, hello dolly, curtains, my fair lady, fun home, blood brothers, evita, how to succeed in business without really trying, damn yankees, billy elliott, an american in paris, the sound of music, the visit, floyd collins, the man of la mancha, gigi, jesus christ superstar, miss saigon, bloody bloody andrew jackson, fosse, dirty rotten scoundrels, singin in the rain, the best little whorehouse in texas, passion, once upon a mattress, 42nd street, south pacific, west side story, oklahoma, mame, grand hotel, the scottsboro boys, it shoulda been you, sweet charity, legally blonde, sunday in the park with george, sister act, finding neverland, joseph and the amazing technicolor dreamcoat, big river, kinky boots, the lion king, porgy and bess, the full monty, wonderful town, hamilton, dames at sea, aladdin, funny girl, peter pan, nine, memphis, love never dies, contact, the 25th annual putnam county spelling bee, the cradle will rock, chicago, the light in the piazza, follies, on the town, la cage aux folles, the wild party, fiddler on the roof, in the heights, candide, the civil war, the last five years, a little night music, catch me if you can, anything goes, carousel, something rotten, she loves me, guys and dolls, on the twentieth century, oliver, the music man, grease, spring awakening, or avenue q you have a bad taste in theatre

thenighthunter1984

Okay but Notre Dame de Paris is exquisite 👀