one of my newer coworkers who works at the front desk asked for "a cheat sheet on plants" and I'm just. All plants. A cheat sheet. I'm very sorry to say that does not exist but if I could download my knowledge into your brain I would.
I laughed because, kinda adorable but also the idea of 'ah yes the One true plant cheat sheet' actually existing (totally covers every microclimate too) 🤣
Just grab it from the cabinet..
truly it's like. Ok lemme just um. Uh... ok um... uhhh
I wish i could download everything i know about plants into others brains like in the Matrix. It won't help and will just make you crazy. But still
Yeah if I could actually beam the plant knowledge in my brain into someone else's.... well. Something terrible might happen to that person's psyche tbh it's a whole lot in so many different directions

















