swaggyland

the swaggiest place on earth

[pancakeke]

[thenmollysaid]

I cannot wait for this battle back to happen - prolonging the inevitable Battle to the deaths between level 6. I’m so over hayleigh and Fessy!!!!

[pinkisbitter]

My mattress is strapped to eight roombas and I leave all my doors open at night so the roombas can go where they want to. I wake up where they want me to be. I trust their decisions.

[lilsugarbush]

do i have any weird followers that want to transfer me money for absolutely no reason at all

[cannibal-rainbow]

[thenmollysaid]

Reliving the end of my journey at Paul Mitchell Orlando. Missing my family and feeling the support from them in this moment!

[whatever-is-in-this-mind-of-mine]

Netflix’s Stranger Things recreates 80′s movie posters.

[phloxy-foxxy-deactivated2022062]

Overly strict parenting creates sneakier kids. Punishing your kids for telling the truth creates better liars. Or people more afraid to tell the truth than to tell a lie. Invading your children’s privacy creates lifelong crippling trust issues. Over pressuring you child to succeed creates life long anxiety. And when failing those expectations destroys their self confidence. Ignoring your children can create emotional dependency and abandonment issues.

[lake-erie]

why you hatin on the red hot chili peppers, man?

although i don’t agree with your taste in music, i have to respect your ability to type out this message while longboarding across campus

[calvinshobbes]

[stedelasso]

Anxiety level - Chandler Bing letting people in his work office call him Tobey for 5 years because it’s too awkward to correct them.

[timbllr]

[altmode]

[majorlygay-deactivated20181212]

Spoiling your girl doesn’t mean you need to constantly spend hundreds of dollars on her. It doesn’t mean you need to buy her the top of the line technology or clothes or concert tickets. It doesn’t mean you have to pay for fancy vacations for the two of you. Spoiling your girl can be as easy as picking flowers for her while you take a walk or leaving her a note about how much you adore her. It can be waking up a little early to make her breakfast in bed or rubbing her feet after she’s been at work all day. It can be spending a day watching her favorite movies or letting her pick all the songs during a car ride. Spoiling your girl doesn’t have to be with money but with love

[spacehunter-m]

reminder that my text-to-speech godzilla ‘54 dub is the greatest thing ever accomplished by mankind

[goddamnidiot]

the five seconds of what sounded like multiple climaxing marios was what really sold me on this post

[pastelsailor]

Lyrics from “The Shape of Love to Come” by Say Anything. Just got tickets to see them in concert in December Ahhhhh!

[bob-belcher]