The Gateway

Haven't you heard? Harry Potter is the gateway fandom...

[thecollectibles]

Monster by JIN LH

[pearlescenthing]

i am not like y’all , i will open tumblr in public without a second thought . if you’re invading my privacy by looking at my phone , i will scar you in return

[ceekari]

sentiments like this used to carry a lot more weight, back in the go nuts show nuts days...

[mushroom-soup-is-my-religion]

last time I opened tumblr is public the first post was house md big naturals i think theres still some weight

[lynati]

Yeah. Those things look *really* heavy.

[depsidase]

[homoidiotic]

French trans woman Marie-Pierre Pruvot, known by her stage name Bambi

Female Mimics magazine 1965

[witchyroguecleric]

It’s worth noting too that Marie-Pierre Pruvot is still alive. She’s 87 years old. She was a showgirl and later in the 70s became a literature teacher, a quite esteemed literature teacher at that.

[rylandsgrace]

When's the new season of Séance Dog coming out? You mean the show? Probably not for another year.

INVINCIBLE (2021 - ) I 2.07

[ariarivivi]

its in the comic too!

[belafujoshisdead]

@traerodan

[catmask]

the funniest dynamc between my boyfriend and i is the chef/baker divide runs so deep. experimentally my boyfriend is a genius with figuring out what flavor profiles will not just taste good together but also will be enjoyed by the specific audience he is cooking for. a recipe is not a guidebook so much as a suggestion and he will frankenstein ideas together to get exactly what he wants to happen. he also didnt know that sugar will not work properly if you dont mix it with the wet ingredients in banana bread and when i asked 'why didnt you do it in the order of the recipe' he said 'i didnt really think it mattered'. autistically i exploded his head in my mind

[catmask]

[catmask]

when your pumpkin loaf or banana loaf is not delightfully moist and soft and sweet like the pillow of a cherub and instead is like a dense fruitcake brick of misery we will see who is pretentious then. beast

[donnamissal]

[parasect]

Thanks, tumblr mobile, for unintentionally making this even funnier

[po-acus]

Just as I said, “is this ever going to load?” One gif loaded and honestly it answered my question perfectly.

[sternenhimmel-mond]

Together they create the full set.

[bartziefluff]

saw this again on my dash after reblog and…

[tuntematonkorppi]

tumblr black out poetry

[dingdongyouarewrong]

honestly if teleporters ever got invented during my lifetime i would be the most annoying analog boomer about it. my grandkids would be like ugh, grandma, why don’t you just take a teleporter trip to come visit us, we all do it all the time and it’s obviously safe and i would be like absolutely not. it kills you and reconstitutes a copy with your exact memories. you are consciously my grandchildren and i do not hold it against you but i know in my heart that you are nothing but copies of copies of copies borne out of irresponsible technology use. i am not touching that devil’s elevator as long as i live. i will take an airplane and you will wait for the several hours it takes for me to come visit you

[that-ace-idiot]

[trekheritageposts]

star trek heritage post (April 1st, 2022)

[katsutaaki]

shooting star

[sabertoothwalrus]

he's so normal

[lyenka645]

amok time

[milkoosagi]

will takes him to junk food restaraunt to punish and minions cup is an extra punishment as well

[doubleca5t]

Quiet Quitting is when you're not doing anything wrong but the vibes are off

[ruinedchildhood]

[chaogongoozles]

Sharing this for everyone who stumbles on this post!! Please be safe y'all, def use gloves, mask, and make sure to have good ventilation! Always check the ingredients of your cleaning products before using them together! Please share this so more folks are aware, they literally don't be teaching us important stuff like this to prepare for the Adult World™

[ratsonass]

[cheddar-baby]

[hughdancy-babyface]

Hannibal The craziest episode "Digestivo"

[merinnan]