[thenormalrat]

Normal rat tutorial

[nymphfayrie]

[just-a-girl-who-likes-sharks]

The way I let her walk all over me 🥰

[ratatatatattt]

[the-most-beautiful-duwang]

World’s most autistic rodent

[nem23]

[mackerelphones]

In their shape and function, rat paws have an odd similarity to human hands. Little grabby fingers

(The picture comes from this video)

[machine-saint]

whispering "fentanyl" under my breath as the cops arrest me, causing them to fly back like a skyrim shout

[action-exclamation]

[probuccalfat1]

“unalive myself” “grippy socks visit to the hospital” “corn addicts” talk like a fucking grown up. seriously.

[jfkkilledhimself-deactivated202]

[emeraldmercury]

[snowie-skyes]

"Gen z slang came about by cowtowing to algorithms made by large corporations and ad execs, that is SO PUNK compared to millenial slang which is about being individually unique."

Modern "punks" have no idea what punk stands for. In other, more surprising news, water is wet. More on this at 11.

Seriously though, kids these days are so eager to lick boot and call it rebellion. If you say unalive instead of kill because you'll lose your funding, congratz, you let them censor you. "They'lltake away our revenue!" And? Rebellion comes with consequences, change is a fight, protecting your values comes at a cost.

If you never pull at the leash, it doesn't matter how much you bark, you're still going where they want you to.

[ballofstress9]

One last rule before going to bed

[oneheadtoanother]

[vevader3]

WOWIE, FREE!

[rat-king-they-them]

Yes girl give us nothing <3333

[naozuri]

[todaysbird]

any words of encouragement. he is about to make a Post

[todaysbird]

false alarm everyone. he just muted my computer

[s1utterfly]

If gender is what's in your pants then I'm uncomfortable

[hanavesinauttija]

[um-jammer-tranny]

reblog to cook your ace mutuals a yummy tofu stirfry