CJ

I do art

[noandpickles]

Started watching The Good Place the other day.

[djoswiftie]

you better watch out. you better watch out. you better watch out. YOU BETTER WATCH OUT.

[vmae]

I’m watching bridezillas and can’t get over this stripper’s name

[dropdykegorgeous]

There is either a cowboy in your house or there isn’t and you have to deal with that

[2sad2live]

……..what does this mean

[vampirejuice-deactivated2019112]

It means you just have to deal with that

[screameureka]

not be gay but wearing another girls sweatshirt would be… nice

[queen-haiz]

not to be gay but another girl wearing my sweatshirt would be…… nice

[iamnotlanuk]

New one in the saga of Tony Hawk trying to live life as Tony Hawk

[the-quasar-hero]

My worst fear about writing this book is ppl liking it and the characters and wanting to know more about them like their birthdays and stuff like that cuz I just don’t know. For all intents and purposes they just spawned into existence. Pls don’t ask me what the main characters zodiac signs are cuz idk.

[lordmeowdemort]

You are the opposite of jk Rowling and I respect you for that

[the-quasar-hero]

That’s the only thing I’ve ever aspired to be in my writing and it’s very sexy of you to say it.

[ingayderzim]

i hate straight men but the most homophobic people on the planet look like this

[ingayderzim]

if u sit near her in class she’ll snapchat a selfie captioned “dykes are soooo obsessed w me 😩 john 3:16” and make sure u can see her screen

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that Juul had to ban their products within their own office, resorting employees to use a tent for smoke or Juul breaks (x)

[just-shower-thoughts]

You are alive and have witnessed the first blackhole to ever be seen in human history.

[peoplegettingreallymadatfood]

[fyxan-deactivated20180801]

men’s loyalty to violence is disturbing.  when women want a life free of abuse, assault, threat, & coercion, men’s first suggestion is “learn to fight back. learn to defend yourself”.  i don’t want my life to be a fight.  i don’t want to “prove myself” through inflicting pain & fear.  i don’t find violence and physical conflict fulfilling or self-actualising.   they’re exhausting & dehumanizing

[statefairdairyprincess]

Tea only

[buffys-angel]

Tangled (2010)

[i-am-a-fish]

it’s dark

[candleroots]

lemme help you with that @i-am-a-fish !

[i-am-a-fish]

[tea-withnofixinsplease]

AAAAAAHHHHH

[i-am-a-fish]

[theseusorus]

WHaT HaPpENeD?!?!?!

[i-am-a-fish]

could someone please turn the light back off again im not properly dressed and im very embarrassed

[vrix1ie]

Okay fish!!! We are very sorry we did not ask beforecoming in and turning on the light

[i-am-a-fish]

thank you so much dont worry it’s ok i’ll be ready in a second

[who-is-reign]

You okay now buddy?

[i-am-a-fish]

yes thank you im ready now

[gothogami]

[i-am-a-fish]

[fuckyahumor]

lmao NEW FAVE POST ON TUMBLR HAHAHA

[teathattast]

the hunger

[mariaforeverfangirl]

Me at 3am

[pearlsasinger-deactivated202602]

i want 2 say something but it might be too controversial..

[pearlsasinger-deactivated202602]

Lesbian: liqueurs & whiskey

Gay: cocktails and vodka

Bisexual: wines and champagnes

[ginger-ale-official]

you know i really wanted to like this post, but there’s just one little thing that’s being overlooked

[pearlsasinger-deactivated202602]

don’t make me do this ginger-ale-official

[ginger-ale-official]

please… it is your duty

[pearlsasinger-deactivated202602]

I’m sorry it has come to this. I wish we could have been friends

heterosexual: ginger ale

[ginger-ale-official]

oh yeah? oh fucking yeah? I’m going to sell my soul to the devil in exchange for the assurance that he will place a thumb tack on the ground wherever you walk so you can never take off your shoes again.  have fun sleeping in your loafers jackass

[goblinloreremade]