[unstablecryptid]

idk how many more "higher temperature is expected today"s i got left in me

[mutantrenegade]

You know Jones soda cap, as a tumblr user i can actually say i think I have.

[jawpeople]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[effervescent-fool]

ive never been able to take "climb him like a tree" as a sexual innuendo seriously because i picture climbing a tree in my mind and then i picture a tall man in my mind and when i put those two things together im not seeing anything sexual. im seeing like. circus tricks.

[mucho-smasho]

we are going to see this. on our tv screens. holy fuck.

[mucho-smasho]

this scene is literally just

[bobbole]

Rudolf Kosow, Phenomenon II

[dogpuppy]

[eddysonline]

The original flag, by Gilbert Baker, June 25, 1978.

[catcrumb]

[processintegrated]

[whimsicalfairytales]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

chatgpt didn’t invent the emdash and they can’t fucking have it. it’s mine.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i am literally a writer and you cant even finish the word “mind” lets calm down

[twirlingfreckles]

kids these days don't know what it felt like to be bisexual and wear a stupid as fuck hawaiian shirt in 2017

[xanaxfarts]

Queens of the 1960’s at a private bday party

[biglilguyenergy]

PrivateBirthdyParty.org

Not necessarily from one specific event, but all from Kansas City.

[jerseyghost]

HOLD ME LIKE A GRUDGE. please don't repost.

[natalieironside]

Due to my weird childhood and my weird brain, I have this very unhelpful compulsion to conceal Everything I do from Everyone. I Cannot be observed performing any action, no matter how mundane. My nervous system is convinced I'm gonna, like, Get In Trouble for eating food at dinnertime or sleeping in my bed at bedtime.

I've taken to asking myself, "Okay does this task actually require subterfuge or am I stealing a balloon on Free Balloon Day"

[whitealbum]

dan and phil IS the greatest love story ever told just not many people know this bc they choose to tell it through sims 4 lets plays and theatrical variety shows

[zedogica]

sometimes ill go onto jackbox.tv, name myself "SCARY GHOST" and just type random codes in until i find a game and then just vote randomly