[traaansfem]

hey if you ever put the unreality extended do you love the color of the sky on my dash again I'm going to come to your house and eat all the grass on your lawn

<3

Don't threaten us with a good time! We want to degrass the lawn already, and while we may be stymied by external factors like zoning and HOA nonsense, "crazy dykes ate the lawn" is probably a decent reason to replace it with more garden.

[karvina]

[sanae-hypnosis]

[fox-bright]

do not taste plants if you don't know what they are

do not identify a fruit as edible just because it tastes sweet

hope you didn't eat any fucking seeds, bro

[fox-bright]

And today, we have this winner:

I saw the photo in my feed and went ohh, dude, no, we do not handle yellow rocks with our bare hands until we know for sure what they are. And I know that orange...

In comments, they continue:

and that's where I started cussing at the computer monitor. But someone else had got there first:

So just as a reminder, folks. If you don't know what it is, don't put it in your fucking mouth!

[fox-bright]

YOU GODDAMN STUPID MOTHERFUCKER

[lastoneout]

[hurricane2wit]

“Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.”

Douglas Adams, Last Chance to See

[bitchautism]

pregnant w grief 🦎 rn

[biohorror-human]

theres a big on your pist. fuck

[bitchautism]

wha🦎t on my waht ?

[biohorror-human]

we thank you for this valuable second chance. theres a bug on your post. yep. big slimy green one it looks like it might be rotten?

[daylights-rain]

excuse me, sorry but. that's um. I think that might be a friend of mine

[traaansfem]

Is that a tooie? Tooie tooie very gooey?

[daylights-rain]

she's green.

[roaches-inthecereal]

[uwuinhell]

[kalianos]

[qelflinq]

You are very funny id like to protect you

[b0nkcreat]

this is so mean i have tears in my eyes

[pokemon]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[nocaptainonthisship]

[mousegirlheart]

pov you're a crunchy leaf and I've got my snoots on

[fluff-e-boy]

Don’t worry I’m vaccinated and neutered

[fluff-e-boy]

And those nice ladies at the front desk will put me in a funny cardboard box if you don’t have a carrier to take me home in

[fluff-e-boy]

Bad salesman

[pukicho]

I will be 19 in two weeks, Puki

I'll be half your age

I’m not 38. And 19’s not half of 28. You’re just wrong on all accounts. Every single word out of your mouth, completely wrong. Have a happy birthday.🎈

[pukicho]

Because I’m confident in myself

[whoiscallingme]

[memento-meliora]

forced to say “it’s okay!” Instead of throwing a fucking chair at their head

[wateredwizard]

Why does your post have lingerie on

[memento-meliora]

God forbid a bitch be feeling herself while mentally ill in this economy 😢

[anem0nesiac-deactivated20231104]

many would say that whispy woods or king dedede are the most iconic recurring obstacle in kirby. i disagree. it's actually this

[orcboxer]

why is kirby facing away from us

[orcboxer]

was it something i said

[segamascott]

for committing the thought crime of empathy now that genocide has been effectively normalized by those in power

[worldofultimategaming]

The World of Ultimate Gaming

[thedman0310]

Sick as fuck evil skeleton