hi

theo ✩ they/them ✩ 25 ✩ i would prefer to keep this blog 18+

[urboymutual]

daily affirmations: no body hate you. everybody niceys

[sandmandaddy69]

[taydivorce]

*scrolling tumblr* hmmm. i agree with the sentiment of this post, but the phrasing feels off to me. it doesn’t really have that Reblog factor, you know? *scrolls* oh good, a post that just says “i jerk off till my penis scrweam” . i better reblog this

[destructionfanq]

i want ice cream .

[meanbuddhist]

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

[henstomper]

dude it's just politics, it doesn't matter. all it does is shape every single aspect of the society you live in from the second you are born until forever

[str-ngeloop]

you will struggle to say the unsayable thing for five years straight. and then it will suddenly become easy on a Wednesday morning

[honted]

can i borrow 1 thousing dollers

[alex-or-lex]

i wish i was a beautiful woman (remembers i am a beautiful woman) i wish i was a CONVENTIONALLY beautiful woman (remembers normative beauty is boring) i wish i had powers

[wuggen]

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

[fairycosmos]

girl dinner. fattest fucking plate of pasta you've ever seen in your life

[digitalmyyth]

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

[nostalgic-teddyy]

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

[toocooltobehipster]

getting annoyed after illegally downloading music when it turns out to be bad quality

[asari-bartender]

#this isn’t what i didn’t pay for

[jingle-knight]

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

[dailycatsblog]

[stargoyle]

Big announcement:

Fucking petting hims