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@theodoreburr-blog
EVERY CHARACTER HAS FLAWS PLEASE REMEMBER THAT
PLEASE
PLEASE
excuse u but I have an objection
i really really thought that was going to be a character that benedict cumberbatch has played and i dont think ive ever been so relieved to see the first line of my immortal in my life
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M!A: You have the unshakable urge to fight Oliver.
@ask-oliver-mulligan
“Meet me in the orchestra pit.”
Olly raised an eyebrow. Theo was joking, right? He definitely had to be goofing off. Because Olly could totally take Theo down with ease; not that he would. But he could.
“Um, babe? You alright there?” he asked, smiling.
Just for fun he decided to try out his new abilities, trying to read Theo’s mind. Maybe he could figure out of Theo was serious that way.
Fucking tall people and their ego.
Asshole. He was tired of Oliver acting like he was weak and tiny because of his height.
“No! Fight me! Come on!” Theo growled, inching closer to Oliver until he was… attempting to get in his face.
Oliver frowned when he read Theo’s thoughts. His fiance didn’t actually believe that, did he? He knew Theo wasn’t weak. Tiny yes, at least in comparison toe the giant that is Olly. But definitely not weak.
“I don’t want to fight you, Theo!” Olly told him, leaning away slightly.
He considered bending or squating down so he was face to face with Theo. But he figured that could only make things worse.
Theo huffed, crossing his arms against his chest. Jerk.
It was probably because he would feel bad for messing with somebody so small, right? Not because he actually cared or anything.
“Come on, let’s go!”
Theo didn’t think Olly cared? Well he was going to have to change that.
He leaned in to kiss Theo, trying to calm him down some. The way Theo was acting, it might only make things worse. But he had to try something.
“I’m not digging you because I love you. Even if I did fight you I won’t hit you, because I’m not hitting my fiancé.”
He took a step back, glaring at Oliver with a little pout.
Really? Like getting all sappy on him would change anything? No. Theo knew there wasn't a way he could win this fight, but he could damn well try.
"Why not? People do it all the time. Just— do it. Come on!"
making it clear:
i do not support or defend the racist or sexist ideas and actions of the founding fathers. in fact, i do not support or defend most of the things that the founding fathers did and believed. period. when i say i love them, i am talking about the way the characters are portrayed in hamilton the musical. i love the way the characters are portrayed. i love the actors who portray the characters. i do not, at all, believe that the founding fathers were good people with good morals. and i would never, ever, ever defend someone who owned other human beings and thought it was okay. i love the characters and the way they are portrayed, not the actual people.
“You’re so cute when you’re half asleep like this…”
Theo opened his mouth to protest, practically mortified when a yawn came out instead of words. "I'm not tired," he muttered as he rubbed at his eyes. Alright, maybe he was a little tired.
💔 (Olly)
@ask-oliver-mulligan44. Our muses on the run together.Theo had passing thoughts of turning themselves in, but ultimately decided against it. Robbers with federal offenses? It wasn't a silly little mistake they were wanted. There was no way they could possibly get pardoned in court.Of course, that's why they were headed south. Maybe Mexico, maybe even lower than that. Either way, they had to leave the US and quick."Are you alright? Do we need to stop somewhere?" Theo murmured, glancing over at Oliver before turning his attention back to the road.
M!A: You have the unshakable urge to fight Oliver.
@ask-oliver-mulligan
“Meet me in the orchestra pit.”
Olly raised an eyebrow. Theo was joking, right? He definitely had to be goofing off. Because Olly could totally take Theo down with ease; not that he would. But he could.
“Um, babe? You alright there?” he asked, smiling.
Just for fun he decided to try out his new abilities, trying to read Theo’s mind. Maybe he could figure out of Theo was serious that way.
Fucking tall people and their ego.
Asshole. He was tired of Oliver acting like he was weak and tiny because of his height.
“No! Fight me! Come on!” Theo growled, inching closer to Oliver until he was… attempting to get in his face.
Oliver frowned when he read Theo’s thoughts. His fiance didn’t actually believe that, did he? He knew Theo wasn’t weak. Tiny yes, at least in comparison toe the giant that is Olly. But definitely not weak.
“I don’t want to fight you, Theo!” Olly told him, leaning away slightly.
He considered bending or squating down so he was face to face with Theo. But he figured that could only make things worse.
Theo huffed, crossing his arms against his chest. Jerk.
It was probably because he would feel bad for messing with somebody so small, right? Not because he actually cared or anything.
"Come on, let's go!"
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M!A: You have the unshakable urge to fight Oliver.
@ask-oliver-mulligan
“Meet me in the orchestra pit.”
Olly raised an eyebrow. Theo was joking, right? He definitely had to be goofing off. Because Olly could totally take Theo down with ease; not that he would. But he could.
“Um, babe? You alright there?” he asked, smiling.
Just for fun he decided to try out his new abilities, trying to read Theo’s mind. Maybe he could figure out of Theo was serious that way.
Fucking tall people and their ego.
Asshole. He was tired of Oliver acting like he was weak and tiny because of his height.
"No! Fight me! Come on!" Theo growled, inching closer to Oliver until he was... attempting to get in his face.
M!A: You have the unshakable urge to fight Oliver.
@ask-oliver-mulligan"Meet me in the orchestra pit."
Demon M!A’s
[Lasting as long as the anon specifies]
Abigar - muse can see the future
Adad - muse is followed around by a tiny raincloud that rains on them at the worst possible moments
Balban - muse has hallucinations–of what is the anon or mun’s decision
Barqu - muse blurts out their every secret
Clisthert - muse can control the night/day cycle
Geryon - muse becomes an aggressive guardian to [muse of anon’s choosing]
Hecate - muse has power over an element of the anon’s choosing.
Ishtar - muse is pregnant and the other parent is [muse of anon’s choosing]
Jezebeth - muse speaks only in lies
Leviathan - muse is a mythical sea creature of their choosing [merperson, sea serpent, kelpie, etc]
Lilin - muse is a succubus/incubus
Malphas - muse has wings and can fly
Mammom - muse can manifest gold coins from their pockets
Mephistopheles - muse is allergic to the light and will burn when it touches them
Rakshasa - muse has a terrifying, monstrous appearance
Ronwe - muse can read other peoples’ thoughts
Sekhmet - muse wishes to seek revenge on all who have hurt them in the past
Succorbenoth - muse has serious jealousy issues
Tezrian - muse is extremely aggressive and wants to fight with everyone
Ukobach - muse can manifest fire from one part of their body [hands, eyes, etc]
Verin - muse has super speed
i’m finally back from my mini-hiatus! it’s a miracle!
RANDOM SENTENCE STARTERS
Following my AUs and Prompts List from a few months back, here is a compilation of my favorite sentence starters for all your writing needs.
Because most of them aren’t mine, credits are at the end.
SHORT
“Marry me.”
“Do you want me to leave?”
“You are not going without me.”
“I can’t believe you!”
“I swear it won’t happen again.”
“What did you say?”
“I’m not jealous.”
"You’re jealous, aren’t you?”
“We can’t keep doing this.”
“Are you sure this is legal?”
“Isn’t this amazing?”
“I’m going to take care of you, okay?”
“Stay the night. Please.”
“You can’t die. Please don’t die.”
“Run away with me.”
“You did WHAT?”
“Quit whining.”
“Get outta my sight!”
“Why are you so annoying?”
“Were you ever going to tell me?”
"Never in a million years.”
“Don’t ask me that…”
“I might have had a few shots.”
“What’s with the box?”
“W- What are you doing?”
“Say it!”
“I could kiss you right now!”
“Are you done with that?”
“What’s going on here?”
“Stop pinning this on me! You started it!”
“It’s your fault we’re in this mess.”
“Did you do this on purpose?!”
“Kiss me.”
“Are you still awake..?”
“Excuse you?”
“This is all your fault!”
“I can’t believe you dragged me into this.”
“Don’t give me that look! It wasn’t my fault!”
“I shouldn’t be in love with you!”
“It’s not fair!”
“I could kill you right now!”
“Knock it off!”
“Screw you!”
“You’re a complete moron!”
“I love this song!”
“I can’t be in love with you!”
“Make me.”
“Don’t tempt me.”
“I hate you.”
“You are infuriating!”
“Just shut up already.”
“That doesn’t even make sense.”
“Bite me.”
“Eat me.”
“Kiss my ass.”
“Just admit I’m right.”
“Just admit you’re wrong.”
“You are being ridiculous!”
“That’s irrational.”
“Listen to me!”
“That’s not what I meant and you know it.”
“Don’t yell at me.”
“That’s it. End of discussion.”
“I don’t believe you.”
“You shouldn’t have said that.”
“Fuck you!”
“Shut your mouth before I shut it for you.”
“How dare you?”
“I dare you!”
“It’s you, it’s always been you.”
“Well this is awkward…”
“Just pretend to be my date”.
MISCELLANEOUS
“Are you really gonna leave without asking me the question you’ve been dying to ask me?”
“The planet is fine. The people are fucked.”
“I just did some calculations, and I’ve been able to determine that you’re full of shit.”
“You know what I like most about people? Pets.”
“Do you ever think if people heard our conversations they’d lock us up?”
“What about a compromise? I’ll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I’ll apologize.”
“I don’t hate you.. I just don’t like that you exist.”
“Love is the jelly to sunshine’s peanut butter. And if I tell you that I’m in sandwich with you, I’m not just saying it to get in your Ziploc bag.”
“Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.”
“Did you really just insult Captain America in front of me?”
“Can I touch your boob?”
“It’s not that you’re wrong, exactly, you’re just extremely not right.”
“You shouldn’t be trusted with small children, should you?”
“Give me cake or give me death.”
“On a scale from, ’I can sometimes make important phone calls without crying’ to ’I have a stable job with a steady income, a spouse who loves me, a dog, and two kids who are screwed up minimally at worst’, how much of an adult are you?”
“You think I’m dumb enough to fall for that stupid move?”
“Despite the cliche, it’s not me, it’s you.”
“Obviously you can’t tell a woman you just met that you love her, but it sucks that you can’t.”
“No, it was my fault for thinking that you might care.”
“When you love someone, you just don’t stop. Ever. Even when people roll their eyes or call you crazy… even then. Specially then!”
“If you’re not scared, then you’re not taking a chance. If you’re not taking a chance, then what the hell are we doing anyway?”
“I think I’ve been holding myself back from falling in love with you all over again.”
“What have I told you about the toilet seat?”
“I tried to change the duvet and I got stuck inside.”
“I vote today to be a pajama day.”
“You have to tell me why were committing a felony before we do it. Not that that’s going to stop us, but at least I’ll have all the facts.”
“I don’t leave messages. If I wanted to talk to a machine, I’d talk to my VCR.”
“I can be flexible. As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible.”
“You know we’re suppose to be together. I knew it the first time I saw you, and you know it, too. I know you do.”
“Those things you said yesterday… Did you mean them?”
“I’m not going to apologise for this. Not anymore.”
“What I hear when I’m being yelled at is people caring loudly at me.”
“I am NOT crying, okay?! I’m allergic to jerks!”
“This would not happen if I had a penis!”
“That’s almost exactly the opposite of what I meant.”
“All nighter, you and me. First one to fall sleep buys the other dinner.”
“I don’t think I’ve ever played spin the bottle.”
“Sorry! I didn’t mean to touch your butt.”
“I’m ok, thank you. Just please, stop talking to me.”
“To the night you’ll never remember!”
“Excuse me, did the 12:15 bus come by already?”
“Could I sit here? All the other tables are full.”
“Are you meeting someone here? Because.. I think I’m that person.”
“You weren’t supposed to laugh! I’m so embarrassed!”
“It must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.”
“Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his/her cake hole.”
“I’m not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren’t even hot.”
“You better take care of that car or I swear I’ll haunt your ass!”
“This is the dumbest thing you’ve ever done.“
“It’s a real shame nobody asked for your opinion.”
“I could do that, but could doesn’t mean would.”
“You cannot fathom the immensity of the fucks I don’t give.”
“You’re like, five feet tall. How you gonna reach me, shortie?”
"I recognize that you have reached a decision, but given that it is a stupid ass decision I have elected to ignore it”
“Do you need me to kill someone for you?”
“Look out where you’re going, asshole!”
“Fuck the sandwich guy!”
“I did not mean for stripping to come out of this.”
“The whole street is blocked off. The police won’t tell us anything, but I think there’s been some kind of attack… Maybe a bomb?”
“Oh my god, are you okay? I’m calling the police. I think I saw who did this to you.”
“I’m weird, you’re weird, we could have weird little babies and live weirdly ever after if it wasn’t for the fact I find you repulsive.”
“There is nothing wrong with planning a wedding with a video game character.”
“I’m gonna lay down and die for like half hour okay?”
“There’s been some real friction in our friend group lately. I suggest an orgy to save our friendships.”
“It’s midnight, what do you want?”
“I think I know how to use a bed.”
“If I wake up in the morning and I’m dead… Wait.”
“You are completely unfit to handle a child.”
“We have to get out of this place. It is EVIL.”
“Don’t you dare throw that snowba-, goddammit!”
“When in doubt curl into the fetal position and give up on life.”
“It’s not a double date, we’re just third and forth wheeling.”
PREGNANCY
“I have something to tell you…”
“I think I’m pregnant.”
“I’m pregnant!”
“When were you going to tell me that you’re pregnant?”
“You’re smart and successful with an adorable belly.”
“$50 bucks says it’s a girl/boy.”
“Pregnancy suits you…”
“Hello little one. We can’t wait to meet you…”
“I’ll just be in the bathroom throwing my fucking guts up because our unborn kid wants to be a dick!”
“There’s someone I’d like you to meet…”
“Shh… He/she’s sleeping..”
“I have a special surprise for you. Close your eyes and follow me.”
“No, no, no, no, no, we aren’t ready… We aren’t ready for kids yet!”
“Oh, gosh, I felt it! I felt a kick!”
FLUFF
“Your hair is so soft…”
“You’re so cute when you pout like that!”
“Just relax, I’ll wash your hair for you.”
“I’m not going to stop poking you until you give me some attention.”
“What, does that feel good?”
“HA! I found a weak-spot on you, didn’t I?”
“Are you wearing my shirt?”
“You are ridiculously comfortable…”
“I’ve had a rough day and honestly all I want right now is a drink and someone to cuddle with…”
“You’re so cute when you’re half asleep like this…”
“You’re beautiful, you know that?”
“We should get a puppy!”
STARGAZING
“Aren’t they beautiful?”
“These stars are nothing compared to the ones I’ve seen in your eyes.”
“Shooting star, make a wish.”
“It’s actually a comet, but I’ll still make one.”
“Imagine if it could always be this way, even in the city.”
“Never thought something so beautiful could exist in nature…”
“Wouldn’t it be cool to name a star after yourself?”
“Y'know, your roof may not be the safest place for us to stargaze.”
“This is why you made me drive three hours out into the middle of nowhere?”
“Is that a– Wait, no, just an airplane.”
“I wouldn’t mind falling asleep out here.
FLIRTY/SUGGESTIVE/SEXUAL
“Did you just… finish?”
“They always make shower sex sound so appealing, but honestly, this is getting dangerous.”
“I’m not actually feeling anything.”
“Are you getting any closer?”
“Why do they make this look so easy in all those porn movies?! This hurts like fuck!”
“Did something just happen? You’re not turned on anymore.”
“Shit sorry, am I going too fast?”
“Wow, you’re hot.”
“Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”
“Hey, I’m open minded.”
“Keep sweet-talking and this could go a whole new direction.”
“I think it’s about time we stop avoiding the obvious.”
“I’m gonna be honest with you. I’m really horny, and you’re really hot. Can we fuck? Like, now?”
“I see someone’s happy to see me.”
“I saw that. You just checked me out.”
“You know, when this is over, we should really have angry sex.”
“Take off your clothes.”
“Tell all those other guys/girls you don’t need them ‘cause you got me.”
“Don’t give me that face, it’s so cute I might not be able to hold back.”
“Boobs are really just squishy pillows.”
“If you don’t get turned on by having your neck kissed somethings wrong with you.”
“Blasphemy! Sex solves everything.”
“I platonically want to have sex with you. No big deal.”
TEXTS
[text]: What do you want now?
[text]: Do you want to bet on that?
[text]: Guess who just got back in town.
[text]: So I might be in a hospital right now…
[text]: We can’t keep doing this anymore!
[text]: Come on, come to the party!
[text]: Can you pick me up from the bar? Too drunk to drive.
[text]: You have no clue how I feel so shut up.
[text]: I call bullshit.
[text]: You thought you could get away with that, didn’t you?
[text] I gave up great shower sex to be here so don’t say I never did anything for our friendship.
[text] Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
[text] Also, my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall.
[text] Who says no to sex and donuts?!
[text] I know what you did last summer…
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“If you’re going to dress like that, I’m not going to let you out of my sight.”
Olly looked down at the outfit he was wearing, frowning slightly. He didn’t see anything wrong with the outfit. Was it too showy or something? He did suppose it was a little tight. He looked up at Theo.
“But I like this outfit! I mean, you can watch me as much as you want of course, in this outfit or any other. But I didn’t think it was that bad…”
It was far from bad. That was exactly the problem. Theo didn’t like to think of himself as jealous or possessive — but there was no way in hell some guy (or girl, of course) wouldn’t try to get with Oliver.
“Dude; you’re a handsome, tall guy with a nice ass. Those pants are downright sinful.”
Oliver laughed and wrapped his arms around Theo. He thought it was adorable when Theo got a little possessive. He also know that Theo was right; there was a good chance someone would try to hit on him.
“Baby, you’ve got nothing to worry about. People can try all they want to get with me. But my heart belongs to you only do it won’t work.”
Theo pouted slightly, looking up at Oliver. He still didn’t like that so many people would be able to look at his fiancé like that, but oh well. Theo would just have to make sure nobody fucked with him — that shouldn’t be too hard, right?
“That doesn’t stop people though. Kind of adds to your appeal. Cute guy getting married to a lawyer finds love in an unexpected place — isn’t that a Hallmark movie?”
Oliver smiled and kissed the pout off of Theo’s face. He wasn’t really worried about other people trying to get with him. As far as he was concerned they could look all they wanted. He had Theo and that was all he needed.
“It might be, actually. Good thing we’re not in one of those, huh? I love you more than anything, Theo. I promise you I’m not going to fall for anyone else. Nor will I let anyone try to take me from you or anything.”
Theo gave a content sigh before leaning his head against Oliver's chest. Maybe he was just overreacting. It wasn't like Oliver would cheat on him; he just didn't do that kind of stuff.
"I love you too, Olly. Just— let me know if anyone is making you uncomfortable."
“If you’re going to dress like that, I’m not going to let you out of my sight.”
Olly looked down at the outfit he was wearing, frowning slightly. He didn’t see anything wrong with the outfit. Was it too showy or something? He did suppose it was a little tight. He looked up at Theo.
“But I like this outfit! I mean, you can watch me as much as you want of course, in this outfit or any other. But I didn’t think it was that bad…”
It was far from bad. That was exactly the problem. Theo didn’t like to think of himself as jealous or possessive — but there was no way in hell some guy (or girl, of course) wouldn’t try to get with Oliver.
“Dude; you’re a handsome, tall guy with a nice ass. Those pants are downright sinful.”
Oliver laughed and wrapped his arms around Theo. He thought it was adorable when Theo got a little possessive. He also know that Theo was right; there was a good chance someone would try to hit on him.
“Baby, you’ve got nothing to worry about. People can try all they want to get with me. But my heart belongs to you only do it won’t work.”
Theo pouted slightly, looking up at Oliver. He still didn't like that so many people would be able to look at his fiancé like that, but oh well. Theo would just have to make sure nobody fucked with him — that shouldn't be too hard, right?
"That doesn't stop people though. Kind of adds to your appeal. Cute guy getting married to a lawyer finds love in an unexpected place — isn't that a Hallmark movie?"
