Elide Lochan

My name is Elide, and Lorcan Salveterre is my bitch.

[earlgreycats]

Elide: When I die, I want Lorcan to lower me into the ground so he can let me down one last time.

[theofficial-elidelochan]

Say it a little louder so he hears u back there @official-lorcansalveterre

[amrenofvelaris]

Lorcan: I am a centuries old Demi-Fae. One of the two most powerful Males in all the lands. I have leveled cities with my dark powers, gifted to me by Hellas himself. How dare you-

Elide:

[bookofademigod]

My husband just said ‘Elide sounds savage as fuck’

[theofficial-elidelochan]

Thanks babe I'd like to think so too ;)))

[togreblog]

Me when SJM writes that Aedion is hurt by Lysandra, Elide is pissed off at Lorcan and sends Aelin into Maeve’s grasp, Feyre to the spring court and me into a corner to sob a little.

Who’s with me for all of these ships to work out in 2017???

[miladyaelin]

I think this accurately represents everyone in the SJM fandoms in reaction to your call to action

[theofficial-aedion-ashryver]

I think you managed to mention all of us. I hope we haven’t upset you. @official-lysandra @official-lorcansalveterre @theofficial-elidelochan @theofficial-rhysand @theofficial-feyre

[togreblog]

I mentioned all of you because she blew up all your flipping ships, except mandorian, they must be so smug right now @official-dorian-havilliard and @official-manon-blackbeak

[theofficial-aedion-ashryver]

Well shoot. Don’t worry, @togreblog we can fix this! I’m sure little lost-puppy-lorcan over there will be sure to start groveling for his precious Elide back… @official-lorcansalveterre

[togreblog]

@theofficial-aedion-ashryver and when are you gonna forgive Lysandra 👻🐆. I still think @official-lysandra should apologise but you are the one who needs to forgive

[theofficial-aedion-ashryver]

I will forgive her when her and that fire-breathing-bitch-queen of a cousin start telling me their plans…

[official-lysandra]

@togreblog thank you! I would so be willing to apologise if he understoof why I kept it from him in the first place. @theofficial-aedion-ashryver you’re so stupid. It was a direct order! what would you have done? 

[togreblog]

Yeah but he’s your m… wait that’s just a fan thing, I mean nothing…

[theofficial-aedion-ashryver]

(Shhhhhh!!!!!!! @togreblog Don’t blow my cover!!!!!!!!) @official-lysandra she meant i am your MAN. Right, guys? I’m her man? @official-chaolwestfall @officialaelingalathynius @official-rowanwhitethorn @theofficial-elidelochan @official-lorcansalveterre

[chaolwestfxlll]

Yup her man

[theofficial-aedion-ashryver]

ok, @togreblog I will fix this and mend your heart right now. Lysandra, @official-lysandra , my gorgeous girl, will you forgive me if I do the same in return? 

[official-lysandra]

@theofficial-aedion-ashryver of course I will, please don’t run away from me next time, I’m only doing what I thought was best… now it’s @official-lorcansalveterre s turn

[official-lorcansalveterre]

@theofficial-elidelochan please forgive me. I miss you. You were the breath i never knew I let go of until I was suffocating without it. Help me change?

[theofficial-elidelochan]

@official-lorcansalveterre yea whatever I guess. I’ll be holding this over your head for a lonnnngggggg time though. And stop being so oddly poetic, you’re freaking me out...

[amrenofvelaris]

How the Fandom (used to) perceive(s) Elide Lochan:

How Elide Lochan actually is:

[theofficial-elidelochan]

Why, thank you.

[nelmdraws-deactivated20250331]

Something a little different for these two. Prints available here!

[theofficial-elidelochan]

Oh wow, I look fine in this. Not sure what that pile of garbage to the left is going w/ its arm around me tho… @official-lorcansalveterre

[official-lorcansalveterre]

I will redeem myself, Elide. I will never deserve you, but I will spend all of my days searching for your forgiveness. I GIVE YOU MY HEART @theofficial-elidelochan

[theofficial-elidelochan]

Oh, shut it already lorcan. Asterin and I are doing just fine without your help, and it will stay that way. @official-lorcansalveterre

[nelmdraws-deactivated20250331]

Something a little different for these two. Prints available here!

[theofficial-elidelochan]

Oh wow, I look fine in this. Not sure what that pile of garbage to the left is going w/ its arm around me tho... @official-lorcansalveterre