H A Y N E S.

I got FRIENDS locked in boxes, that's NO WAY to live. What you're callin' a SIN isn’t up to them. I ALWAYS fear that I'm not living right So I feel GUILTY when I go to church. The PASTOR tells me I've been saved, ( "I'M FINE," ) then please explain to me why my CHEST still HURTS?

[littlelovelymemes]

*   —  —   VERY SERIOUS RIP VINE SENTENCE STARTERS

‘  when will you learn? when will you learn that your actionS HAVE CONSEQUENCES!  ’ ‘  can i get a waffle??? can i PLEASE get a waffle!!!  ’ ‘  go suck a dick, suck a dick suck a motherfucking dick  ’ ‘  you better stop! biTCH STOP  ’ ‘  do you ever like wake up and do something and you’re just like what the hec– fuck is goin on  ’ ‘  what’s good, brah you don’t know me! you don’t– WHAT IS GOOD! YOU DON’T KNOW! YOU DON’T KNOW ME! ’ ‘  it’s summer i got my hat on backwards and it’s time to fucking party  ’ ‘  anyone ever tell you you look like beyonce?  ’ ‘  I LOVE YOU, BITCH. I AIN’T EVER GONNA STOP LOVING YOU BITCH  ’ ‘  BITCH I HOPE THE FUCK YOU DO YOU’LL BE A DEAD SON OF A BITCH, I TELL YOU THAT  ’ ‘  and they were roommates!  ’ ‘  oh my god, they were roommates  ’ ‘  oh my god, i love chipotle chipotle is my liiiiife   ’ ‘  this bitch empty YEET!!!!  ’ ‘  WHERE ARE THOOOOOSE  ’ ‘  THEY ARE MY CROCS  ’ ‘  bitch disgusting  ’ ‘  yeaaah. yeAAAAAH.  ’ ‘  so no head?  ’ ‘  THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU!  ’ ‘  i’ll kill you. i’ll kill you. i’m not even worried about it.  ’ ‘  ahh, fuck. i can’t believe you’ve done this  ’ ‘  aHH STOP! i could’ve dropped my croissant!  ’ ‘  what’s up me and my boys are going to see uncle kracker  ’ ‘  give me my hat back, jordan!  ’ ‘  do you wanna go see uncle kracker or no!?  ’ ‘  i sneezed! oh, i’m not allowed to sneeze?!  ’ ‘  look at all those chickens  ’ ‘  i smell like beef  ’ ‘  i gotta go home cause i forgot to… vacuum my room  ’ ‘  actually, megan, i can’t sit anywhere. i have hemorrhoids.  ’ ‘  is there anything better than pussy? yes! a really good book  ’ ‘  mom, i’m peein on myself  ’ ‘  sorry, i’m on the toilet. i hope the ice cream don’t melt, bitch  ’ ‘  honestly i don’t remember, i was probably fucked up. yeah, i was crazy back then  ’ ‘  I WON’T HESITATE, BITCH!  ’ ‘  just shut up and die slowly, okay?  ’ ‘  two bros chillin in a hot tub five feet apart cause they’re not gay!  ’ ‘  mother trucker, dude! that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick!  ’ ‘  i said WHOEVER THREW THAT PAPER, YOUR MOMS A HO  ’ ‘  you remember one time i liked you? GOOD! cause it never happened  ’ ‘  if your name is junior and you’re really handsome, come on raise your hand  ’ ‘  i’M WASHIN ME AND MY CLOTHES, BITCH! I’M WASHING ME AND MY CLOTHES  ’ ‘  waddup i’m jared, i’m nineteen, and i never fucking learned how to read  ’ ‘  whAT THE FUCK IS UP, KYLE? NO WHAT’D YOU SAY? WHAT THE FUCK, DUDE! STEP THE FUCK UP KYLE  ’ ‘  oh my god why can’t you just take the fricken compliMENT  ’ ‘  is that a wEED? i’m callin the police!!!  ’ ‘  yo, drink this vodka down the hatch c’mon  ’ ‘  it is wednesday, my dudes. aaaaAAAAAAH  ’ ‘  there is only one thing worst than a rapist… a child!  ’ ‘  get to del taco, they got a new thing called fre shavocado  ’ ‘  *to the tune of ghostbusters* i’m an adult virgin  ’ ‘  hi my name is tre, i have a basketball game tomorrooooow  ’ ‘  babeyou’reafuckingbitchiwantyoutogetthefuckoutofmycarcauseiwannabreakupwithyou i fucking hate you   ’ ‘  todays forecast we can clearly see that somebody got me fucked up. FUCKED. UP.  ’ ‘  whAT’S UP FUCKERS  ’ ‘  FUCK YOU, THAT’S WHY  ’ ‘  he needs some milk!  ’ ‘  you are my dad. YOU’RE MY DAD! boogie woogie woogie  ’ ‘  yEAH NO SHIT, HONEY  ’ ‘  oooooh my boy going to prom. fuck it up! fuck it up! fuck it up!  ’ ‘  hey, how you doin? i’m doing just fine. i lied. i’m dying inside  ’ ‘  honey, you got a big storm comin  ’ ‘  i wanna fucking DIE  ’ ‘  road work ahead? uh yeah i sure hope it does  ’ ‘  the yo-yo master did not answer, he just kept on yo-ing  ’ ‘  welcome back to me screaming  ’ ‘  you know sometimes i think to myself what are you waiting for you dumb stupid fuuuuuuck!  ’ ‘  do you ever shut the fuck up?  ’

[inboneswetrvst]

[theohaynes-blog]

paigemulaney‌:

Paige was relieved when he seemed to calm down and back off a little bit, she was strong but she wasn’t sure that she could restrain him if it came down to it. Her eyebrows furrowed at his words, “everyone should be, doesn’t mean they are,” she pointed out. “My sister’s an EMT so first aid training was mandatory in my household, she even tried to train the twins and they’re just learning how to not crap their pants.”

“Everyone in my family is.” Theo started, crossing his arms over his chest as he looked the girl over. She seemed nice enough, but he still wasn’t completely relaxed. It was evident by the tension in his shoulders and the scowl on his face. Sure, he was proficient enough in first aid, but that came along with underground fighting and learning how to bandage yourself up; yet another trait he had learned from his father and older brother. “That’s... interesting.” It wasn’t. Not really. “Wait- are you saying you’re in college and you have infant age twin siblings? Because that’s a pretty decent age gap...” A distraction, which was a nice way to get him to calm down more, clear by the way his arms dropped to his sides once more, his brown eyes filled with more curiosity than agitation. She was doing fairly decent for popping in between him just before he was about to swing. It was impressive.

[elliots-fletchlings]

[theohaynes-blog]

paigemulaney‌:

Paige wouldn’t exactly consider herself a peacekeeper but she also didn’t particularly like fist fights, which was how she found herself standing between Theo and the person who had decided it was a good idea to throw insults in his direction. “No I didn’t hear it,” she pointed out, “but I do not want to see your pretty little face get damaged, or your fists for that matter,” she stated. “Plus, I am first aid certified but I hate using it…”

Theo wasn’t sure what to do with another innocent student standing in the way of an asshole, but he was pretty sure that pushing her to the side was the wrong thing. Instead, he took a step back as he raised an eyebrow, the words she said finally clearing up a bit of his anger. She was right; he had a fight tonight, which meant he couldn’t risk possibly hurting his hands on some scum that didn’t make him some type of money. “My fists...” The curly haired man took a deep breath and nodded, watching as the other man was pulled away by a friend. “Y’know... being first aid certified is a pretty basic accomplishment... Shouldn’t everyone be?”

[7mangoes]

heaven resides between thick thighs

[extragalacticy]

[tattoos-and-modifications]

[anniexhq]

blocked number ➭ theo haynes

SMS: when you play a part for so long, you start to feel like you belong there. but you don’t, theo, and never will. it’s bad enough that you got involved with the mob, but the fact that you’re only at school because gianna’s father pays you to be here to protect her? one sweet life you’ve got. i bet i can make it sour. x

[elliots-fletchlings]

[theohaynes-blog]

wydwest‌:

Kendall unwrapped their hands, mind buzzing with the Chemistry assignment they had due two days from now. There were so many possibilities on what they could do- what they could create. Of course, they had limited supplies and getting it just right was essential. They hated using other peoples research, hated when they fucked up. Going to the gym was a way to distract them- take their mind off of school and their father. They hadn’t even paid any mind to the other students in the parking lot, tossing the overstuffed gym bag into the back seat of their car. A commotion behind them had them turning, only stealing a peek over their shoulder with little interest. That was, until Kendall was asked about the commotion by the irate man himself.

“Haven’t a fuckin’ clue,” Kendall said, a shrug of their shoulders as they finally turned to face him.

“If you’re asking me, then you probably don’t have a reason to be trying to punch something outside of the gym,” then, Kendall offered something they typically never would. “If you want a sparing partner, I can help, but it’ll have to be tomorrow.”

“How unhelpful of you.” Theo grunted, trying to relax more as he continued his deep breathing. He was sure he had heard some comment that didn’t sound too kind, and that was the only reason he had decided to go off. Whoever the guy’s friend was though, he seemed to know better. “You must live a goddamn boring life to not punch anything outside of the gym.”

He took a few steps towards the other student, sizing them up as the offer was put onto the table. Usually, the only sparing partners that he accepted were men much bigger than him, because that’s who he always had to take on, but surely this tinier person could use some help. Maybe that’s why they were asking in the first place. After another deep breath and a glance around to see who exactly might be watching, Theo gave them a shrug, “I’m not one that fights with smaller people. Just not much help in training, but if you need some help... I’m sure I could give you a hand.”

[wxiit]

[theohaynes-blog]

Theo had just finished practicing on the bag and the man was completely full of adrenaline as it continued to pump through his veins. There was a big fight tonight and sure, he should probably be training, but he wanted to take a break and go grab some grub. Maybe a greasy burger, though he knew it wasn’t the best, but the craving was there. He had just gotten into his car as he heard a comment from someone behind him, though he wasn’t sure exactly what was said, just that it didn’t sound too nice. Slamming the door rather loudly behind himself as he stood up again, the brunette took a step towards the guy, “What the fuck did I just hear you say?” But before the other student could say anything else, a friend had pulled him away. Lucky. Running a hand through his curly hair as he took a breath to calm himself, Theo looked over at a bystander, raising his eyebrows, “Did you hear what he said?”

[jjxames-deactivated20200125]

“How has school like barely started and I’ve already been told that I’m failing one of my classes because I forgot to turn in an assignment? I didn’t even know that we had anything due. I’m off to a great start.”

[theohaynes-blog]

“Dude, get this. My alarm didn’t go off for my first class of the year. So I missed the whole first day of classes by sleeping through them.” Theo stated with a grunt, running his hand through his hair. “I mean, I’d like to say it’s worse, but at least I’m not failing.” He shrugged, fixing the backpack strap on his shoulder as it started to fall off. “Can’t you just... get 100s on everything and boost the shit out of it?”

[exposedito-blog]

@theohaynes

“stop. you’re being so stupid,” he groans, a smile on his face like a dumb idiot. “we cannot blast epic rap battles of history at a party, you’d get crucified.”

[theohaynes-blog]

“I’m not being stupid!” Theo exclaimed, a look of shock on his face as he stared at his friend. “It could be cool, okay?! It could make people go off on their own rap battles. Would that not be awesome? West Valley Rap Battles. It could be like- a weekly thing at parties.” He huffed, crossing his arms. “Let them crucify me then and call me Jesus Christ. What do you suggest gets played?”