Not to be taken seriously.

Jersey native. Dominican transplant. English teacher. Musician. One among the fence. Not-so-weary traveler. Howdy.

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[mrmeriwether]

I don't know that I've ever seen someone make the Aardman Grimace in real life.

Truly a masterclass in harrowingly strained enthusiasm!

[mattefier-deactivated20221118]

[lumiosemuseum]

Sorry to screenshot a tweet but we need it now more than ever

[zuzuyams]

Eugene gets me

[henryclervals]

‪happy christmas to my favourite story of all time‬

[judgejudyofficial]

the original Thot 😌

[guerrillatech]

[adgjl103]

It's happening in Canada too with this heat wave. So much infrastructure depends on temperatures being within reasonable margins.

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

alright here's today's controversial post. a good amount of you on here will be like "english was my favorite subject 😍😍😍" and then reblog posts like "here is why sex scenes CAN'T have symbolism" and "stop consuming media with toxic characters" like okay so what were you doing in your english classes then. cause it apparently wasn't learning or analyzing. i'm pretty sure it was doodling pictures of eyes.

[insomniac-arrest]

when girls like horses we call them ‘horse girls’ and mock them for their bond with giant nightmare leg-finger creatures

but if boys like horses we call them ‘future cowboys’ and ‘rugged outdoors men’

I’m just saying, I’ve met a lot more horse girls than horse boys so when the dystopic breakdown of society hits us, it’s not going to be roving bands of young men on horseback (they don’t know how to ride, they haven’t B O N D ED)

it will be Kelly from elementary school and her band of fifty midwest girls in pink cowgirl boots who have come for your resources

[whitebear-ofthe-watertribe]

Wanna know a fun fact?

When they were filming Lord of the Rings, they needed A LOT of extras to be able to ride horses into battle. They couldn’t find nearly enough men with horses/ riding skills, so they hired just like a crap ton of women who were expert riders, slapped some beards on ‘em, and called it good. The VAST majority of the riders in that film are horse girls. Horse girls win battles.

[lawyerchronicles]

Horse girls win battles.

[thewhiteladyofrohan]

And they will be led by King Aragorn of the Horse Girls.

[sirkrabs]

did she lie? no

[moki-dokie]

This is such a millennial/gen x mood holy fuck

[messy-elliot-deactivated2021041]

When the VMAS were something to look foward to!

VMAS 1999 : TLC - No Scrubs

[moodyspacebabe-deactivated20180]

Yes! Yes!

[onlyblackgirl]

TLC don’t get enough credit.

[not-safe-for-democracy]

Please be vigilant about your vote, especially so in battleground states like Florida and Georgia with Republican governors who have explicitly shown that they have no compunction about suppressing the vote.

Source

[butiknewyou]

american election day voters!!!! if you find yourself in a long line tomorrow https://polls.pizza/ is an organization that sends pizza to the polls!!! all you have to do is take a picture of the line as proof that it’s long and send it to that site along with the address of your polling location. this is important because we don’t want people to leave their place in line if they don’t have access to food and get really hungry! everyone else, we can donate on that same website to help fund the pizza getting sent to polling sites all over the country!

[tredlocity]

[vxinri]

[tredlocity]

[vxinri]

[kaijuno]

[space-bones-official]

Oh my gosh, it’s HIM!!

[youre-going-to-be-amaz1ng]

[kalevala17-deactivated20201116]

[salytierra]

THE MAN. THE GOD. THE LEGEND

[wesleygasm]

Chadwick Boseman getting ready to attend the Heavenly Bodies: Fashion & The Catholic Imagination Costume Institute Gala at The Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 7, 2018 in New York City.

[audrey-hepbae]

Rest in power

[silvertons]

Brandy as Cinderella in Rodgers & Hammerstein’s Cinderella (1997)

[beben-eleben]

For future reference.

[mollimassacre-deactivated201408]

Thank you.

[fuckyeahifightlikeagirl]

For those who would ever need it. -C

[rapeculturerealities]

reblogging here because i can see this being relevant to anyone who’s ever tried to get out of an abusive relationship

[directorlazard-deactivated20171]

Reblogging because that last comment made me reread the whole thing in a new light and realize this could be vital information. So, putting it out there for everyone, and hoping no one ever really needs it.

[lovecomedy]

How to disappear online