the shit i would do for my blorbos

[theoneandonlydagonoid]

wow the person i follow is “based on my likes” no way i would like someone i follow

[theoneandonlydagonoid]

@space-snom @special-agent-snom @apocalypse-snom @oshnom 

alright snomblur i present the *snomlette*

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I’m trying to think of the name of those off-brand hedgehog things but the only thing that comes to mind is enchilada

[l0s3r-g0r3-d3s7r0y4]

Echidna

Heres some babies

This one is less baby

Fun fact. These motherfuckers can kill you

[shinypenguinpizza]

Their dicks have 4 heads

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

thank you! i hate this more than words can express. this is horrible, truly. DO NOT CLICK KEEP READING

Keep reading

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I too have this dick shelf

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

#it started with duck corkscrew penises and just spiraled from there #hehe. spiraled

[theoneandonlydagonoid]

snakes have two

[itsapmseymour]

Grape’s Turnaround Sheet

[itsapmseymour]

*fixed typo*

[theoneandonlydagonoid]

i love that his middle name is splosion

[pukicho]

Most of my friends don't use Tumblr because they suck, but I like sharing Tumblr posts so they don't miss out. Normally when you post I say something like "pukicho posted again" but recently I've been saying things like "more rat" and "he's back" and it gets the point across just the same.

THE RAT. IS BACK.

[theoneandonlydagonoid]

ghost chompin at his feet

[robosnom]

cc.(^^)> Hey, on what programming language do you run?

[[@}□□\ pyth0n

[i-am-a-pincurchin]

cc.(^^)> Okay, wait a minute...

*Pincurchin learned Python!*

cc^(^^)> Okay, click this link which is definitely not a virus!

cc.(^^)> Have you clicked it? Then...

cc^(^^)> hacked()!

cc^(^^)> Mwahaha! You have been hacked! Now this website is mine!

cc.(^^)> Uh, for anyone else who is reading this, we're just roleplaying, okay? I'm not actually hacking robo-snom to try and take over Tumblr, all right?

[robosnom]

[[.}□□\ H3ll0 f3ll0w Sn0ms! 1 h6v3 d3f1n1t3ly n0t b33n h6ck3d. C04ld y04 l3nd my b3st b4d P1nc4rch1n 4lt1m6t3 p0w3r 0v3r T4mblr f0r 6 wh1l3? Th6nk y04 1n 6dv6nc3. 6g61n, 1 h6v3 n0t b33n h6ck3d. S1gn3d, d3f1n1t3ly n0t-h6ck3d r0b0sn0m. P.S.: My 3y3s 6r3 r3d b3c64s3 1 h6v3n’t sl3pt w3ll t0n1ght.

[i-am-a-pincurchin]

cc.(^^)> I'm sorry, I have no darn clue what you're talking about. I just learned Python approximately 13715 years ago, and then used the book with which I did it as a basis for the code. And the colors.

cc-(^^)> Also, what code? I didn't make any code. Especially not to hack our dear friend Robo-Snom. Isn't that right, Robo-Snom?

cc.(^^)> print(Th6t 1s c0rr3ct, my d36r3st fr13nd P1nch4rch1n)

[robosnom]

[[#}□□\ th6t 1s c0rr3ct, my d36r3st fr13nd P1nch4rch1n

[theoneandonlydagonoid]

lemme help;

Cntrl+c Cntrl+v  cc.(^^)>  there, now theirs two of you to help with the coding 

[pukicho]

Hello? I am looking for a little idiot to kill.

[theoneandonlydagonoid]

hello

[precureapprentice]

*Shoots @i-am-a-snom with a shrink ray*

Now you can eat a SNOM SIZED STARBURST

[theoneandonlydagonoid]

@pmseymourva​ they tryna eat ur son

[theoneandonlydagonoid]

new D&D idea

an aro/ace bard who just has just no interest in others

[yamujiburo]

Any Halloween costume ideas?

do you see the vision

[theoneandonlydagonoid]

AY? (but what about big man?)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I love weird ass succulents. why is this

[theoneandonlydagonoid]

ground lips

[shittycryptids]

A magical girl anime, but they turn into hideous eldritch monsters

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the most unrealistic thing about traditional fantasy as a genre is that if a bitchy little wizard came up to me with a "you are the Chosen One (chosen to perform free heroic labor)" spiel i'd send that cunt packing and return to my personal mundane-but-containing-wifi-and-lacking-deadly-peril timeline, thank-ye-very-much.

and yet, if the selfsame message was delivered by a talking cat? absolute and automatic acquiescence, no questions asked

[princealigorna]

Want to make a contract?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I HAVE NEVER SO INSTANTLY REGRETTED A POST

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

#madoka taught a generation not to trust cutesy destiny-bringers #you see a cute critter and it offers you magic and a wish and a grandiose mission? #all sparkly and shit? you kick it and run the other way #if its an old rackety wizard you hose him until he leaves

[theoneandonlydagonoid]

hot take, I think that t-rexes and similar dinos HAD bigger arms, they were just made of cartilage so they didn’t fossilize

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

pearls are RIDICULOUS because you think you know what a pearl looks like, you can envision it in your head, it's just a simple little white dot, but then all of THESE exist also

...such a versatile calcified bodily fluid

[theoneandonlydagonoid]

“hey do you wear your crocs in attack or defense mode?“

*in yugi’s voice*

“buddy i play two crocs face down and END MY TURN“

[shittycryptids]

the parrot-billed platypus

[theoneandonlydagonoid]

PERRY the parrot-billed platypus?