Ask Miles!

[theoneandonlydemonprosecutor]

"Hm.

Well, I'm here. Ready to answer all of your burning questions, whatever they may be.

Make it quick. I'm a busy man, you know."

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ABOUT THE CHARACTER

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Miles Edgeworth

26-28 Years old

Time is set no further than AA: Investigations. (In other words, he's still kind of an asshole.)

NSFW is allowed, but don't expect much back.

Shipping is allowed.

Roleplay is allowed (And very welcomed).

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OCs and other canon characters are allowed.

ABOUT THE MOD ⊹ ࣪ ˖🕰️୭˚. ᵎᵎ🗝️

Konrad (Or Konnie)

16

Absolutely NO NSFW toward me.

Main blog is @komplicatedkonrad

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HEADCANONS

Gay

Demi-rose/demi-aroace

[More coming soon...]

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While you're in Australia, you will be staying at a house (obviously)

This is in your bedroom

“NO.”

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Heeeelllooo fellow human buddy! ah yes human i am human too! I am fellow human 😄

-👾

“Er… Uh-huh.”

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you're not beating the gay allegations edgeworth

“There are allegations…?”

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I’m so happy for you and your ugly fucking boyfriend (larry) I’m serious

“I don’t have a boyfriend.”

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i have the evidence that Edgeworth actually IS the lesbian

this is my evidence

“I do not find interest in women. Isn’t that the whole point of being a lesbian?”

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Jasmine: Hey Miles from Attorney to prosecutor how get under someone's skin? criminals across the country fear me, I make 1 menacing comment towards Gavin and he doesn't budge. How do you do it? Because I'm starting to think that I should be using my sword rather than my words. *her right eye twitches angerly*

“Gavin is hard to crack.”

“Even if he gets annoyed, he wouldn’t show it. Or he’d just react with violence. If he does try to hurt you… Maybe the sword wouldn’t be a bad idea. But hey, I didn’t tell you that.”

[theoneandonlydemonprosecutor]

I got thai food!

I threw it up.

Fourth day in a row i’ve thrown up brah whats going on

(Thats my inanimate insanity oc btw!!)

Time to😂 project onto😂😂 Miles Edgeworth 😂😂

“DO NOT PROJECT ANYTHING ELSE ONTO ME. I’m surprised I’m alive.”

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hello mr prosecutor sir! how long do you think you could talk about the steel samurai for *beeps to start stopwatch*

“Well, you see…”

[A few fucking hours later…]

“…And that’s why the movie remake was non-canon. Any questions?”

[theoneandonlydemonprosecutor]

Gregory's voice in Jasmine's mind: "I won't let you die like this" * miles was still processing the whole event when a flash of light began erupting from Jasmine's body suddenly wounds started Closing, bruises healed at alarming rate and once it was done the vigilante attorney awoke* Jasmine: "GASP" * and said this* Jasmine: spirit healing huh, not bad Gregory, not bad at all

*she the at the bewildered prosecutor and said* Jasmine: "believe me I'm just as surprised as you are..so how's your day been going?"

“Gh—?”

“W-Well, I… It was going normally until now… H-Have we been introduced before?”

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Eddie blames himself for not joining you and Gregory in the Elevator and not doing something to stop it #btw

He eas like 19 at the time #btw

“I wish I could’ve stopped it too.”

“Something tells me there’s nothing he could’ve done either.”

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“You look disgusting today that colour is terrible.”

-🗞️

“Thanks for your glowing review.”

[theoneandonlydemonprosecutor]

WAIT WRONG ACCOUTN

WRONG ACCOUNT

[MATHILDA WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT]

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HAHAHA ENJOY LIVING WITH THE SPIDERS, TWAS I ALL ALONG!!

*throws a giant fucking spider at you*

WELCOME TO AUSTRALIA

“AIIIIIIEEEE!”

[theoneandonlydemonprosecutor]

You’re kinda cute you look like a bird

“A bird.”

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Takes you out of Australia and gives you a nice warm bubble bath to get rid of the bugs.

“I… Er… Thank you?”

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Would you date larry Butz, or even Larry (Pokemon)?

“Seriously, what is with you people and your insistence that I date that… That… Imbecile.”