eh bby

:D

[dpsmainprivilege]

TWITCH STAFF MUST CONDEMN 

[turtlepated]

This morning I had the totally random and completely unsolicited realization that “Ghengis Khan” has the same number of syllables as “Stacey’s Mom”, and if I have to be cursed with this knowledge then so do you.

[donnies-pop-tart]

Oh my god

[ruinedchildhood]

[fixedhawa]

Happy Virgo season guys....

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[tiktoksithinkarefunny]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[maple-keagan]

HOLD UP

[xdmiki]

The worst part is I read it in his voice in my head

[lgbtcaptains-deactivated2020101]

this freaking scene! *chef’s kiss*

[balioc]

The opposite of “bonfire” is, presumably, “malice.”

[hemipelagicdredger]

Hey English language, fuck you, wow

[geekerypeekery]

@copperbadge

[copperbadge]

This took me so much longer to understand than it should have

[smtmsmac]

[thedisneysoldier]

[chris-evans]

[bubblegumnebulaa]

[chris-evans]

[starryspice-deactivated20201127]

hp characters as john mulaney pics because why the fuck not

Harry Potter

Ron Weasley

Hermione Granger

Neville Longbottom

Draco Malfoy 

Ginny Weasley

Fred and George Weasley

James Potter

Lily Evans

Sirius Black

Remus Lupin

Peter Pettigrew

Dorcas Meadowes

Marlene McKinnon

Severus Snape

Mad-Eye Moody

Minerva McGonagall

Albus Dumbledore

Voldemort

Us @ JKR

[sallyjavery]

I think this is my favourite post of all time

[storyplease]

This is pure gold.

[blackwaterworks]

Pokemon Anime since day fuckin one

[great-tweets]

👀

[monkeysaysficus]

They have nine beverages between the two of them

[polychromehana]

i have that painting ai app on my phone so i went ahead and took the liberty…

[jessthecheesewitch]

What they have are five beverages and four waters. Water, by definition, cannot be a beverage.

[queen-rot]

The fuck do you mean water cant be a beverage?

[jessthecheesewitch]

[okwait-deactivated20201120]