[theoneandonlysponge]

people suck i grew up in a cult and idk how to function like afucking human

[neil-gaiman]

what books have you even like made??

All the ones here: https://www.neilgaiman.com/works/Books/

and the ones here: https://www.neilgaiman.com/works/Comics/

The lists may not be complete, but it’s a start...

[asfdhgsdkjhgb]

shout out to all the people who identify with gifted kid burnout syndrome who are probably just neurodivergent but werent diagnosed as a child, who used to devour books like it was nothing and never really understood why the protagonist would leave their cool fantasy world behind to go back home at the end of the story, and who are now extremely disappointed in reality and use escapism as their primary coping mechanism. how’s that bisexuality and deep-rooted anger at the school system going for you?

[theoneandonlysponge]

@ me spending all summer getting my shit together just in time for the ~seasonal depression™~ to barge back in and fuck everything up again

[theoneandonlysponge]

Day 3 of McDonald's being open under tier 4, only essential shops guidelines:

There have been queues across the car park for hours

The police came through the drive thru and ordered a fucking latte

Teenagers on lobby wouldn't wear masks and wouldn't leave

I'm so tired and angry that theyre forcing us to work through this because they make so much money from it

[theoneandonlysponge]

On break 47minutes into my 8 hour shift can't wait until I can quit the McDonald's

[theoneandonlysponge]

I be stepping in a horse box and pushing the massive fuckin horse out the way and I think that makes me a grown man

[murielsweddings-deactivated2023]

stopppppp im going to pass away just thinking abt this

[youngbloodbuzz]

#what a way to discover you have a priase kink

[champagne-vagabond]

When I got my first tattoo I told my rather beautiful tattoo artist that I refused to be a wuss and she said “Oh dont worry, if you squirm I will pin you down.”

And that lives in my head rent free.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[theoneandonlysponge]

Started a new relationship and someone just told her to get a boyfriend with a penis so at least we're past that milestone

[theoneandonlysponge]

Update it was a shift manager at work and this got back to the big boss who's now gonna make the next management meeting about equality and diversity so yknow I got a good boss

[theoneandonlysponge]

Started a new relationship and someone just told her to get a boyfriend with a penis so at least we're past that milestone

[theoneandonlysponge]

When there stops being sun so my brain stops doing the thing

[theoneandonlysponge]

And by the thing I mean basic function

[theoneandonlysponge]

When there stops being sun so my brain stops doing the thing

[theoneandonlysponge]

You're living on your own and next thing u know you're suspiciously eating out of date ham

[theoneandonlysponge]

Guys I’m rich

[theoneandonlysponge]

Like an actual capitalist now

[theoneandonlysponge]

God is paying for everything he’s done

[theoneandonlysponge]

Nvm I spent it all on. something

[xofemeraldstars]

Character Study Collection — Aziraphale 32/∞

[sciencevevo]

anyone who says “the bible is clear” about an issue, is 100% of the time wrong. the bible wasnt clear once. the bible couldnt be clear about how to make a table if it came in an ikea box

[newusernamepending]

Exodus 25:23-30

[sciencevevo]

well ill be darned