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I love Tumblr.

captainamerica-inmiddleearth

The red light one kills me every time

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I lost my shit at the red light one.

chdarling

I wasn’t going to reblog this until I got to the red light. I am laughing so hard.

mattsunsthighs

always reblog the red light story

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the red light one

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“In 2002, having spent more than three years in one residence for the first time in my life, I got called for jury duty. I show up on time, ready to serve. When we get to the voir dire, the lawyer says to me, “I see you’re an astrophysicist. What’s that?” I answer, “Astrophysics is the laws of physics, applied to the universe—the Big Bang, black holes, that sort of thing.” Then he asks, “What do you teach at Princeton?” and I say, “I teach a class on the evaluation of evidence and the relative unreliability of eyewitness testimony.” Five minutes later, I’m on the street. A few years later, jury duty again. The judge states that the defendant is charged with possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine. It was found on his body, he was arrested, and he is now on trial. This time, after the Q&A is over, the judge asks us whether there are any questions we’d like to ask the court, and I say, “Yes, Your Honor. Why did you say he was in possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine? That equals 1.7 grams. The ‘thousand’ cancels with the ‘milli-’ and you get 1.7 grams, which is less than the weight of a dime.” Again I’m out on the street.”

nerdology

Note to self, you can be too smart to serve on a jury.

wallflawerr

What the actual fuck

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Pay attention to the “justice” system.

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Reblog if you want a random anon message in your inbox

riceisholy

Note to self: crying doesn’t make you weak

sandandglass

Of course Fox is angry about progressive sexuality education. Let’s just leave kids uninformed, confused and in the closet.

"…Another worksheet reads like a how-to on obtaining consent from a possible sexual partner and offers possible statements like “Do you want to go back to my place?” and “Is it OK if I take my pants off?”"

"They were also taught about gender identity with the “Genderbread Person,” a play on the name of the holiday cookie, to teach them on how to identify themselves as either, “agender,” “bigender,” and “two spirit” to name a few."

Gasp. Shocking.

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wow yea what a terrible thing to teach kids, what a horrible thing that they should learn more about themselves instead of staying uneducated and ignorant of their true selves. make them perfect little drones of no self expression.

of fucking course Fox news is made. the dickwads

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10 Hooded Coats You Need to Survive Winter

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Blogger Alexander Liang wearing a Canada Goose x Wings + Horns coat.