Rude & not ginger

Ok, not REALLY rude! But definitely not ginger...unfortunately! ************************************************ This is a multi-fandom blog with some random stuff flung in every now and then if it pleases me, or if I think it should be out in the universe. Things you may find here include the following: Sherlock, Doctor Who, Tolkien, Harry Potter, Avengers, Star Wars, Star Trek, Firefly/Serenity, The Big Bang Theory, The Vampire Diaries/Originals, Pitch Perfect, Jeremy Renner, Benedict Cumberbatch, David Tennant, Matt Smith, Nathan Fillion, Tom Hiddleston, The Beatles, lots of British things, music, adorable animals, beautiful things, food, and whatever else I'm obsessing over at the moment! I don't post or re-blog much that is NSFW, but I do curse and use innuendo and adult humor if the mood strikes me! And it often does! Feel free to talk to me! My ask box is open! I like making new friends!

[theonetheycallhannah]

Hannah’s Master List of Fic

Hey friends, 

So, I decided to make a master list of my work, because it seems like the thing that is done and I want my work to be easily reached for those who want it.

For Sexy Times featuring Henry Cavill:

The Shape of Her

Playing with Fire 

For Sexy Times featuring Geralt of Rivia, the mighty Witcher:

A Mage’s Beginning: Part One and Part Two

A Mage’s Blood: Part One, Part Two (Geralt’s perspective), and Part Three (back to Ana’s perspective-coming soon!)

For (eventual) Sexy Times featuring Captain Syverson:

The Treatment of Captain Syverson: (Now with “Up Next” links in each chapter to the next one, so you can binge read with ease! You. Are. Welcome.)

Prologue: History (Shane) --- Recently improved 9/6/2020

Prologue: Onset of Symptoms (Sy) ---Posted 9/12/2020!!!

Chapter One: Evaluation

Chapter Two: Therapeutic Procedure

Chapter Three: Therapeutic Activity 

Chapter Four: E-Stim

Chapter Five: Sensory Integration 1

Chapter Six: Sensory Integration 2 

Chapter Seven: Non-Productive Time 

Chapter Eight: Heat/Ice --- Update with a new ending 9/6/2020

Chapter Nine: Group Therapy ---Added 9/1/2020

Chapter Ten: Myofascial Release ---added 9/9/2020

Chapter Eleven: Discharge Plan---added 9/13/2020

Chapter Twelve: Final Home Exercise Program---added 9/25/2020

Chapter Thirteen: SNAFU (Sy’s POV)---added 9/28/2020

Chapter Fourteen: No Call No Show (Shane’s POV)---added 10/4/2020

Chapter Fifteen: Recon (Sy’s POV)---Posted 10/27/2020

Chapter Sixteen: Sit Rep---Posted 11/10/2020

Chapter Seventeen: Gait Training---Posted 11/14/2020

Chapter Eighteen: Evasive Maneuvers---Posted 11/22/2020

Chapter Nineteen: Debridement---Posted 12/20/2020

Chapter Twenty: Second Assist---Posted 5/2/2021!

Chapter Twenty-One: Patient Education---Posted 5/23/2021!

Chapter Twenty-Two: Cognitive Therapy---Posted 9/13/2021!

Chapter Twenty-Three:Tactical Defense ---Posted 11/5/2021

Chapter Twenty-Four: Discharge (Epilogue)---Posted 11/6/2021

Or would you rather have your own copy of a similar story about Shane and a man named Captain Syberg with a dog named Ciara? For $2.99 or free with Kindle Unlimited? Hmmm, wonder where one might get that... 

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AO3 link available upon request, but it’s multi-fandom and may not appeal to my current readership.

I’m open to requests if you like my style and would like me to write a particular scenario. Nothing is off limits, really, and if I’m not comfortable writing something, or don’t have time, I’ll respectfully and amicably decline. I’m not here to yuck anyone else’s yum!

Thanks for stopping in! <3

[medusadyke]

academic dishonesty is not something you can spin as moral lol i do not want to share a career field let alone a social sphere with a bunch of chatgpt using ass bitches

[medusadyke]

"you're just scared your diploma is going to devalue" i'm afraid you dumb bitches are going to become my colleagues and drag social services to hell

[hylianengineer]

I'm afraid they'll become scientists and data that lives depend on will turn out to be wrong - and people will die.

I'm afraid they'll become engineers and sign off on bridge designs that collapse - and people will die.

I'm afraid they'll become medical professionals who don't know what they're doing - and people will die.

The assumption that academic dishonesty is okay is rooted in the idea that what you're learning to do doesn't matter.

[constance-mcentee-deactivated20]

"The assumption that academic dishonesty is okay is rooted in the idea that what you're learning to do doesn't matter."

[dabblingreturns]

It is my duty to remind everyone I can reach on tumblr that Ilona Andrews books are quite good indeed. Some of the cover art may have given the wrong impression about the percentage of bodices ripped to mysteries solved.

They* hit all the beats of both a good mystery and a good romance novel without ever looking down on either genre. And they understand how to write an alpha male a women might actually want to sleep with.

But I cannot recommend these books enough as high quality urban fantasy written by people with a competence kink.

The Hidden Legacy series, which starts with Burn for Me is a great entry point.

If you like Toby Daye by Seanan Mcguire, and the Tarot Sequence by KD Edward's and you don't mind strait couples than I think you would like this.

*Ilona Andrews is a husband and wife writting team.

[theonetheycallhannah]

Yes the cover art is often a really poor indicator of the high quality of all aspects of the writing and story. I have like, no notes. At least for the Hidden Legacy series besides Beast Business, which I haven’t read yet but I’m sure will be amazing. And the cover art is not bad on that one. (Original covers for the first three HLs and like all I’ve seen of the Kate Daniels so far look like the work of a retired 1980’s art director/cinematographer learning photoshop and canva.) But truly, don’t judge these books by their covers. Wonderful stories and characters. (Also, fantastic steam without the sensationalized toxicity of limerence one often sees in a work including a romantic relationship.)

[arcanumnyx]

getting older is all about getting weirder and sexier and more perverted and gluttonous and intelligent and blunt and eloquent and spontaneous and skilled. i love that for us.

[thesuperheroesnetwork]

Texts From Superheroes

Facebook | Threads | Patreon | Instagram | BlueSky

[jbaileyfansite]

Jonathan Bailey named Sexiest Man Alive 2025 by People

[empire-of-light]

Anne Carson, Euripides

[hellagross]

[miss-americanbi]

hey if it’s your first time being food insecure because of snap benefit cuts, hi! this ain’t my first rodeo and i’ve got tips.

1. dried beans and rice are infinitely cheaper than the canned/microwave stuff. just wash, soak (in the case of beans!), cook, and you’re done!

2. on that note, beans and rice, when eaten together, make a complete protein that is easily digestible by your body. if it comes down to it, you can live off that alone for a good long while.

3. when shopping, prioritize ingredients over premade meals. a frozen pizza is just one pizza, but flour, tomato sauce, and cheese can make many pizzas.

4. dry pantry goods will get infested if you’re not careful. adding a dried bay leaf to dried beans, rice, flour, etc. works wonders for keeping out weevils and other nasty stuff. adding a few drops of peppermint oil to a spray bottle filled with water will keep mice away if you spray it on your baseboards, too.

5. canned veggies is veggies. canned fruit is fruit. you ain’t too good for it, so get those micronutrients if you can.

6. potatoes are super nutritionally dense and a good source of fiber. use them to stretch meals. just don’t store them next to onions because they’ll sprout way faster.

7. coupon clip like a crazy person, and get ready to use the math skills you swore to leave behind in high school. saving pennies starts with getting the most for your dollar. if all cabbages are $1.00, get the biggest cabbage you can find. if tomato sauce is cheaper by the ounce in a quart jar compared to a pint jar, get the quart if you can. be smart with how you spend.

8. lentils are a great way to stretch any kind of ground meat. they’re really cheap and if you’re like me and can’t cut meat out of your diet completely for health reasons, they help it last a lot longer.

9. portion control is so key. if a meal is meant to make four servings, make it last four servings. it’s better to be a little hungry four days in a row than stuffed for two and starving for two. weigh it out if you have to.

10. never say no to free food. whether it’s potlucks, community events, religious gatherings, or student food pantries, a free meal is one less you have to cook for yourself. pro tip: hit up wednesday night suppers at churches, shabbat dinners at synagogues, and sikh gurdwaras pretty much any time for a free (if not really cheap) meal. you might have to endure some proselytizing, but as long as you’re respectful and mind your business, you’re golden.

[sheepmonstrosity]

Hope you don’t mind me adding some extra tips of my own op!

11. Bullion cubes tend to be real cheap and making things into a soup is a great way to make small portions feel bigger. A serving of beans and rice doesn’t feel like much but when you add a bullion cube and some hot water now suddenly that’s soup and you’ve got a big bowl full + extra flavor

12. If you’re diabetic or insulin resistant and suddenly faced with eating lots of carbs because they’re what’s cheap and available pre cook your food then chill it!! Starches in most everything from potatoes to rice to bread will change form when cooked and then cooled. They start converting to resistant starch and our body basically processes them like fiber instead of like carbs, so you can lower the glycemic index of your rice by quite a bit if you cook it then freeze it overnight before thawing and eating. Is it perfect? No but it helps!

13. Frozen fruit and vegetables can also be a great and less expensive way to get your fruit and veg. Canned is often cheaper but do the price-per-ounce math and check! Grocery stores near me still occasionally do 10 for 10 sales on bags of frozen veg! And if you can get some on sales like that they become a great way to bulk out other foods. Mac n cheese? Add some frozen veg. Hamburger helper? Frozen veg. Top ramen? Frozen veg.

14. Reiterating the never turn down free food if it’s something you can eat. Hit up food pantries, check if Facebook has a buy nothing group for your area, people will give away food for absolutely free! Groups like this are also super useful even if you don’t find food, look for things like toiletries on offer, if you can get your body wash for free that’s a couple bucks you can devote to food.

[somyloveimustgo]

Conrad kicking off his flip flops and safely setting down his beer while running from Redbird is adorable.

Such a responsible dork.

[theonetheycallhannah]

I love it! And it’s more than just for safety. He is thoughtful. He maintained enough wherewithal to keep a hold of his jacket in that CaB rIdE in the last episode…he basically overthinks everything which is both his superpower and his kryptonite.

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

#My Favorite Homewreckers 

[theonetheycallhannah]

This explains my feelings.

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

Belly + Conrad + Season 3 Episode 11 Text Posts

[theonetheycallhannah]

These two fuckers. I am invested to a level than cannot be healthy. I’m forty fracking one and this show has made me feel fifteen again.

[thatonekimgirl]

(x)

[caerdroia10]

The risk he took was calculated. And he was good at math.

[jesuis-assez]

Jeremiah Conrad wanting Belly to be happy.

" Whenever Belly had a problem, my first thought was how to fix it. "

[gerriceo]

Happy Birthday Carrie Fisher! [B. October 21st, 1956-∞]

“When I love, I love for miles and miles. A love so big it should either be outlawed or it should have a capital and its own currency.” - Carrie Fisher

[inezmiccichex3]

Happy birthday, Space Mom.

[elminx]

I’ve noticed some posts around about how you can’t romanticize your life during a fascist regime and while I deeply sympathize with this sentiment, I want you to try to understand that’s what they want you to believe.

Fascism thrives best in the cesspool of hopelessness. They want us so confused and hopeless that we give in. When you give in, you don’t fight back.

If you wait for life to look good to do the things that bring you joy; life will still be bad - you will just have less joy.

As someone who has struggled with my mental health a lot for the last thirty years, I know this struggle firsthand. And changing this belief system - the one where you spend all of your time expecting bad things so you won’t be surprised when they happen - it’s the hardest work that I have ever done. And I’m not perfect; I still have setbacks. I still experience really real fears about the state of the world and the US, in particular, because that’s where I live.

But I made a vow to myself that I will not let the choices of others ruin my life. When I made that vow, I was thinking of my parents - but it applies to the state of the government right now, too.

There are still flowers in my garden, and ripe tomatoes, and it’s almost pick-your-own apples season, and I have plans with my friends to go to as many cemetery ghost walks as we can find this October.

I still deserve to live. I still deserve to laugh. I still deserve to love. I still deserve to be as happy as I can be.

And you do, too.

[yeahawvampire]

Dan Savage.

[tiktoksijustthinkareneat]

Safety inspection in the Mines of Moria.

[aethelflaedladyofmercia]

They shall not pass ☹️