Maddie

21 🌕 Hellenism ❤️ Lana Del Rey 🩷 Bi 💋

[theonlymaddie]

Life when your mindset is that everyone is in love with you.

[theonlymaddie]

I don’t want much… I just want a boyfriend or girlfriend who’ll oil my hair for me with Lana playing in the background.

[theonlymaddie]

Yall I unlocked the cheat code to finally lose weight to be healthy. Turns out I have fucking Pcos. All the fucking exercises I was doing was actually stressing my body and making me gain MORE weight like wtfffff. I gotta drop the traditional exercises and do low intensity ones after I eat a meal. Also up my calorie intake cause I guess I wasn’t eating enough especially with inflammatory foods. No wonder I wasn’t losing weight, especially with my epilepsy meds. I stood no chance but now I can be healthy:)

[theonlymaddie]

Ya’ll I woke up to my phone charger around my neck like this 😭

[theonlymaddie]

Does anyone else watch reaction videos of your favorite albums but if the person doesn’t react “right” you get mad and click off the video? LMAOOOO

[vanill4gf]

one melatonin tablet isn’t helping i need to take the entire bottle

[natalieinterrupted]

[theonlymaddie]

WAR IS OVERRRRR 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 (I finally had a good shift. My patients were well behaved AND we had good staffing ratio. 1:10 BABYYYYYYYYY). I feel like this a dream come true 😭

[theonlymaddie]

I like to think I’ve matured and found peace but then someone tells me they saw a certain ex-coworker of mine in public. I feel everything BUT peace for them.

[theonlymaddie]

Does anyone have any fashion tips for plus size girlies. I’m recently trying to get more into fashion. I’ve been plus size all my life because of my epilepsy medication and have always been so insecure. I’ve always just worn hoodies and jeans and had the mentality that I’ll dress cuter when I lose weight, but I’ve recently come to terms with the fact that’ll probably never happen for me. I’m open to anything, this is my life I want to live it happy now. Not push off feeling cute until weight (that’s probably won’t come off) magically does. <3

[theonlymaddie]

He is so fucking fine that it HURTS!!! Where are these men today????

[vanill4gf]

being a lonely girl has stayed with me longer than i thought

[assiraphales]

I know padme’s friends were tired. oh so you’re marrying the hormonal teenage space monk who lives halfway across the galaxy that the you’ve seen a total of two months in the last ten years? are we sure this is love or do you just think he’s hot? bc you’re a queen turned senator and he’s emotionally stunted and in a cult. maybe we should at least wait until he cuts off that rat tail perchance?

[theonlymaddie]

LMAOOOO

[theonlymaddie]

Yall im so fucking dumb. I’ve been like why has every shift at work been actually terrible (including tonight)? It’s cause the full moon is on Sunday. Literally this shift I had to summon the patience of my fucking ancestors so I wouldn’t lose it. I won’t go into details for your sake but yall I think it’s time to use some of my PTO.

[prettyliilnett]

𝓘𝓽 𝓶𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓼 𝓶𝓮 𝓯𝓮𝓮𝓵 𝓼𝓸 𝓵𝓸𝓿𝓮𝓭

[h0neymoon08]

[wildnickk]