Melon Steven

I weigh 512 butter sticks and I can jump REALLY high Add me on steam: skiwi6

[kaleidosscopes]

[theonlyviolet]

hi

[loverickandmorty]

When you’re still waiting for season 3:

[vineapp]

Vine Update

Community and Creators,

In October we let you know that we’re shutting down Vine. Since then, we’ve been working closely with creators to find out what’s important to you, to answer your questions, and to make sure we do this the right way.

Here’s what’s coming: in January, we’re transitioning the Vine app to a pared-down Vine Camera. With this camera app you’ll still be able to make six-second looping videos, and either post them directly to Twitter or save them to your phone. In the coming days we’re also rolling out a way to make it easy for your Vine followers to follow you on Twitter – stay tuned for a “Follow on Twitter” notification soon. And last but not least, you can now download your Vines through the app or the website.  All of your Vines will continue to live on the vine.co website so you can browse all of the amazing videos you created over the years.  See our FAQ for more details and stay tuned on our website, app and @vine on Twitter for updates.

Thank you for the culture that you have helped shape, and for the content you’ll continue to make everywhere. You make the world a funnier, weirder, richer, more beautiful place.

– Team Vine & Twitter

[lornagonigall]

TOP 10 RETURN FROM DEATHS IN ANIME

[taquito]

the sound squidward makes when he walks

[blackmodel]

thats what good pussy sounds like

[tinylobelia-deactivated20200702]

[wisteriafield]

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

[biestcallisto]

In 20 years a hollywood movie called “Aleppo” will win 7 Oscars and everyone will say “Something like that should never be allowed to happen again”

[audreynical2]

The protagonist will be a white photojournalist.

[old-friends-senior-dog-sanctuary]

[dislocated-cannibal]

reminder that my little sister might have brain cancer and i’m trying to raise money for her medical bills. so far i’ve made $20 towards more than $2,500. things are moving slow and that’s not good enough. this is a dire situation. yes, i’m begging for donations. please, if you can donate, even a dollar, please do it. and if you want something in exchange for your money, check out this page and see all the services i offer.

[pussydeity-deactivated20151212]

i just want to be touched really hard

like by a car

hit me with a car 

[groovygorl]

[sxiere]

Glow Blog

[theonlyviolet]

Me 10 years ago: I never use online abbreviations! standard english all the time!

Me a couple of years ago: u kno wat fuck it

Me now: it is impossible to communicate effectively online without using internet slang due to the mixed mode format and lack of paralinguistic features. Things like lack of punctuation, abbreviations, acronyms and such all have their own connotations and communicate far more than their commonly accepted meaning. Linguistics has evolved. n u kno what i love it

[thedapperproject]

I’ve survived a lot of things, and I’ll probably survive this.

J.D. Salinger (via thedapperproject)

[writing-prompt-s]

You’re an ancient Greek man coming home from 4 months of war to find your wife 3 months pregnant. Now you’ve embarked on a solemn quest: to punch Zeus in the face.

[hermdoggydog]

Soon after you begin your quest, you encounter another man in a similar situation. You decide to join forces, as two mortal men stand a better chance at punching Zeus than one. Two villages over, you encounter a woman who had relations with Zeus and was left with a highly aggressive half-boar half-man offspring. She too feels your anger and offers to join your quest. By the time you reach Mount Olympus, you’ve amassed a large and formidable army of cuckolded/ravished mortals, demigods with daddy issues, mythical creatures with scores to settle, and a seamstress who you’re pretty sure is Hera in disguise. Zeus never stood a chance.

[deadcatwithaflamethrower]

I wanna read this book.

[brookecamhi]

JATALIE ARE ENGAGED???

[kelseyfaiths]

OH MY GAWD

[itsafuckingstick]