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[theophobick]

perpollo where percy asks him a question suddenly and apollo gets a little flustered and tongue tied and stumbles over his words as he answers him and. god yeah that’s good. i love the thought of apollo in his loser era under percy’s gaze. “when i like someone, i act like an utter idiot.” / “you’re always an idiot.” / “don’t think too hard about that.” apollo as a god of knowledge being a nerd but still acting like a complete fool with percy my beloved. percy asks why he’s so bad at archery and if apollo cursed him or something but percy’s gaze is so piercing that apollo starts stammering as he explains that the chemical composition of the air is different than that of the water so it’s literally the air fighting against him and if he fired a bow underwater he’d be a pretty good shot. percy just humming and looking away as apollo catches his breath.

[theophobick]

apollo in his loser era under percy’s gaze <3 he’s usually the one flirting and being smooth but the second percy looks at him, apollo is fumbling as if his life depends on it

[theophobick]

okay wait perpollo to me is. apollo being blatantly obvious about his crush and flirting openly while percy who either doesn’t like him like that yet or hasn’t realized his crush is just like. okay. enough. and they get closer and apollo gets more comfortable and leans into his domain of god of knowledge and he’s SUCH a nerd and he rambles about things while percy stares with a little grin and apollo notices and gets sooo flustered about it and starts stammering and it makes percy laugh. and slowly percy starts to appreciate apollo a bit more until he’s like fucking washing dishes or something and thinking about him and is just like “…and his eyes and really pretty and he makes me feel warm in a way that’s not just his aura as god of the sun. it’s something else…oh FUCK-“ and then percy is in hell as he comes to terms with the fact that he feels some type of way about him

[theophobick]

wait perachel as nightwing and starfire for halloween…chat do you see the vision

[theophobick]

percy learning how to drive and gets so hype about taking rachel out and doing The Move that he’s heard girls gush about where he’s reversing and stretches his arm over the back of her seat. only to get to opportunity to do it and accidentally backhands her in the mouth and he gets so startled he slams on the brake and her head jerks back again against the seat and he’s sooooooo embarrassed and guilty and apologizing as he’s checking if she’s okay and alive and she just laughs at him so hard despite her throbbing headache and he’s literally this close to melting into a puddle of embarrassment rachel please

[theophobick]

perachel band au where she’s rebelling against her father and the perfect little girl image he tries to impose on her and she ends up at this shitty bar playing live music and spots the guitarist up on stage bathed in this sinful lighting and she’s suddenly up near the front just watching him and he glances down and his eyes find hers and she swears to god there’s actual genuine electricity passing between them. his lips give the faintest little curl at the edge—barely even noticeable—before he’s looking away and she’s this damn close to jumping on the stage to get closer and keep his eyes on her

[theophobick]

percy being rachel’s sugar baby is real and true to me idk whatever

[theophobick]

percy and rachel sneaking out and spending hours in the dead of night in new york city. playing fucking hide n seek in the big ass city. percy sneaking up behind her and scaring the piss out of her as she shrieks and slaps at his chest and hurls insults which he stops with a kiss that’s barely even a kiss because he’s laughing too hard against her to kiss her properly. them sneaking back in closer to dawn and percy practically passes out the moment he touches his bed but she’s still awake and laying right beside him and tracing his features gently and its keeping him right on the edge of being fully asleep until he eventually opens his eyes back up and they just stare at one another for a moment before he pulls her in and they fall asleep cuddling.

[theophobick]

i’m sick and need 30000000000000000000 ccs of perachel injected directly into my bloodstream. STAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! au where percy goes with rachel and her family to the beach like she offered and has some peace and quiet as kronos takes over the world and he’s buried in the sand as rachel carves the sand to look like a mermaid tail and he keeps getting kisses when he starts to antsy so he’ll calm back down and let her do what she wants with him and the world blows up as they’re kissing and he has no idea and dies happy YAYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!

[theophobick]

contrary to popular belief, when annabeth asked “was it hard?” to rachel, rachel was not tempted to jump across the table to fight. she was tempted to jump across the table and make out with her. annabeth was hoping to provoke that exact reaction from her. just trust me on this.

[theophobick]

ANYWAY. rachel posts percy all up and down her instagram with the two of them going out together and the photos are shot borderline professionally and they’re so beautiful and romantic. percy posts once in a blue moon and his photos are of rachel slouched on the couch stuffing chips into her mouth or her doing her hair, face covered in pimple patches, while singing along to her music. she complains about it but he’s just like “but you’re so pretty :(“ and she succumbs to his seal eyes and lets him keep them up

[luci-notactuallyshortforlucifer]

how it feels having the deep seated belief that you're inherently unlovable and insufferable so every friendship you make is just a matter of time until they get tired of you and leave

[theophobick]

but also being on tumblr lately has just made me physically sick to my stomach in general so like maybe i should do something about that instead lol

[theophobick]

it genuinely stresses me out so bad when certain people interact with me/follow me on my other blog 😭 like there’s a handful of blogs that i kinda deem as The Blogs™️ and they pop up in my activity feed on occasion and i feel like a cockroach in the kitchen and someone just turned on the big light. like. what are you doing here. go away. but also hi. but also don’t perceive me. but then i remind myself. hey. we’re all on tumblr. why am i intimidated of a tumblr user. but it still stresses me out lowkey LMAO

[theophobick]

comparison is the thief of joy vs this is the one thing i have going for me and somehow i’m still less than average at it and everyone else is dog walking me

[theophobick]

one of my favorite lil headcanons about pjo (maybe ignoring hoo maybe not idk) is that percy post war is so riddled with ptsd and depression and mental health issues and he hangs around camp because he cares for it and the demigods there and he kind of becomes a pseudo head counselor there (its not officially his job but it basically is) and he ends up spending more time with mr d who is slightly more chill with him after everything and they slowly grow closer until the god of madness sees how percy is struggling with his mental health—especially since his ass hates burdening his friends and family so he doesn’t talk to anyone about it—and dionysus is just like. write it all down. use text to speech for your dyslexia. get it all down and see how you feel after that and we’ll go from there. and then adds on that they could use his stories to help prepare future demigods for the trials and tribulations of their lives as well as send out feelers for any demigods out there still in the mortal world. and that’s when percy writes the original five pjo books as a form of therapy and a way to offer understanding and assistance to future demigods

[hugenthusiast]

How it feels scrolling through the percabeth tag on ao3 while trying to avoid the annabeth bashing/percabeth haters fics: