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You know what I miss? Concerts. I wanna go see Slipknot again.

#I’m just sad and i want to go out into the whole world like normal

Honestly the greatest man I’ve ever met is @sam0an-warrior because Jesus Christ taking over the bar was worth it, but I could never do this all the tile forever.

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Got some more alligator ASMR for y’all- crank up the volume for prehistoric chills

#with the movements and the sound #it sounds like he’s letting one rip #imagine what an alligator’s farts smell like

My girl made me dinner. 🥰

#I’m a meat man in case you were curious #she knows it too

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The 3 stages of a cat yawn

Stage 1: cute tiny “O”-mouth.

Stage 2: sticky the tongue out real far

Stage 3: ENtirE FacE SPLItS opEn LiKE a lOVecRAFTIAn hoRROR, REvEALInG aN eNDLESS pIT of poiNts ANd blaDES oH GOD

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Stage 5: Mlem

I need more friends.

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Cute date : we walk your dog together

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Wtf is this

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A LITTLE BABY KITTY STANDING ON A SEE THROUGH TABLE SO U CAN SEE HIS WITTLE ITTY BITTY PAWS

#LOOK AT THOSE PEETS

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this is my favourite poem ever

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MY BOYFRIEND DOESNT GET THE JOKE

#I’m...sad and disappointed #in case you were curious #6’5 and 9

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A guy named Andrew had a Starbucks Gold card (which gets you a free drink of your choice after you buy 12) and a single goal: to beat the previous world record for the most expensive Starbucks drink ever.

As anyone who has accomplished anything in life will tell you, thorough prep is key to achieving your goals. With 128-ounce glass in hand, Andrew stepped into Starbucks and enlisted the help of his friendly local Starbucks baristas.

Thus, the legend of the Sexagintuple Vanilla Bean Mocha Frappuccino was born. Total cost: $54.75. But for Gold-card holding Andrew, it was free.

#this sounds disgusting #what the hell americans

I wish, oh I wish I could sleep past 8 am now. But no, three hungry cats can come into my bed and literally pounce on me until I get them food.

Suppose an introduction should come from me, aye? I’m Drew, and I like long walks on the beach and cats. Well, maybe not the first part. But I do love cats. And yes, I know I’m big and scary looking. I promise I’m a gentle soul though. I’m and ex-wrestler from the UK and now the bouncer at Manu, so y’can hit me there or my gh: scottish.nxghtmare.

#shf.intro

I drank my own pee today. What did you accomplish?

So since my boyfriend is a wrestler, I’m gonna watch some wrestling tonight and hopefully learn something. These men are fighting each other with ladders.

LADDERS.

Just so you know, no, he wasn’t shopping for lingerie for me.

Victoria’s Secret is for skinny girls and this right here is one thicc bish.

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