Stay Fab

Greetings doves! Tulsa's wicked columnist here, posting all the juice for your pleasure. Let's hear some lingo. Stay Fab! -- Penny Lane

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Special edition: Breaking News!

Greetings doves,

No need to pop out those Ouija boards anymore. But why, you ask? Trust me, just save it for a rainy day because sunshine is back in Tulsa.

Late night coffee runs seem to bring surprises. Call me old-fashioned, but I like a good cup of coffee and a napkin to scribble out notes. I have it on the best authority (from my own eyes) that someone has risen from the dead.

Allister Woods has been spotted in Tulsa city limits. Very. Much. Alive. Just ask Seth Mann himself if don't believe your favorite wicked columnist, I was witness to their heartwarming, tearful reunion. I reported myself on his supposed death a year ago, soaked my typewriter with that one, but as God is my witness, that was Tulsa's sunshine in Betsy's the other night. I'd recognize that smile anywhere. So you heard it here first:

ALLISTER WOODS IS ALIVE AND BACK IN TOWN.

Stay Fab, Allister. Sending you my love, welcome home.

-- Penny Lane

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Greetings doves, 

I bring sad news...or news of celebration. Depending on your side, I suppose. The Socs are down another big player. The odds aren't looking good, Jasmine (or is it Hunter)? Yeah, that's right, Brynn Turner is MIA. After falling ill over the weekend and spending those days in the hospital, mum really was the word with her doctors. No amount of prying got anything out of them, must be nice to be a Turner. Some hefty payola going around there. Rumor is that it was stress-related, but I'm wondering if that beating she took a few weeks ago had after-effects. You decide. Miss Turner won't be answering any questions for an undetermined amount of time as she's been sent to the safety of grandparents. Hmm...

In romance news, Ricky and Odette are dead in the water. No amount of CPR is reviving that relationship according to my body language experts (that is me, myself, and I). You can't have everything, Dot. Being a Greaser, you really should know that. If you need a shoulder to cry on, Ricky baby, I've got two.

Bria Martins is a year older, according to my calendar. Last I checked, those don't change from year to year. I expect the Greasers to celebrate in a fashion worthy of this vixen. Make sure you spread the juice this way, and party on. It's your birthday, Bria, and you can punch someone if you want to.

Stay Fab!

-- Penny Lane

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Greetings, doves,

It's a celebration of life around town nowadays, we almost forget that the next second we'll be plotting demises of great leader boys. As I reported on the blessed morning of weary-eyed teens and glowing aunts and uncles made, the cries of young Dodger Adams were carried on Tulsa winds. Can I point out the irony of the namesake? Nah, you can see that clear as day for yourselves. The next generation of Wolf Pack begins, just ask his parents what his middle name means...

Speaking of future Greaser leaders, shall we talk about everyone's favorite love-to-hate-him current head of Greaser affairs? Pun intended. Last week saw this wicked columnist's usual visit to the grand ol' hospital because sometimes I think you lot frequent that place more than the mall. Nothing serious (for once), but I did find a straggling Soc getting some stitches and a shot or two before being sent on his way. I investigated, and he admitted to an encounter with the infamous Rodney Dodger. Let's just say, Rodney hasn't developed a knack for biting his victims. Things are heating up when the sun goes down, and someone's losing patience.

Someone came straight from the hospital, not that night, but another night, one more special. Yes, that's the one. However, while everyone else waited anxiously by the telephone for word on Dodger Bear, a certain blonde nurse and Tulsa's single dad casanova were caught sucking face in the Adams' barn. You know who I mean, they were makin' eyes at each other all night before then.

On the horizon, I see a baby's first birthday and a Soc party. It gives me the chills, what will you do at the next party?

Stay Fab!

-- Penny Lane

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Okay, so off on my own, I'm going to do the next article. All I have to say right now is you get what you get and don't throw a fit.

And a REMINDER ON THE RULES: Letters you wish to write to Penny have a format. It's like a "Dear Abby" letter, so please put "Dear Penny" or "Dear Penny Lane" or even "Penny Lane," is fine. A question on its own is NOT and it will be deleted or if possible, I'll try to address it in the next article. It's what I asked of you for formatting purposes, so please respect it.

And articles are for the skinny going down in the city, so please don't send in letters asking for the gossip. That goes in her articles not her letters. Letters to Lane is a section saved for specific questions on a matter. Any clarification needed can be asked.

Thanks.

--The voice behind Penny Lane

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Alright, kiddies. Considering my hectic schedule as of late, I have not been following as I should. SO I'm giving a little time for you all to give me a little help. If you want your favorite storyline to not be missed in the dishing of the dirt, send in a tip to everyone's favorite wicked columnist.

Show me a little activity, send a little help, and you'll have your Penny Lane spin on the twists. 

--The voice behind Penny Lane

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Greetings, doves,

We have a new Tulsan. Dodger Ulric Adams was born March 2, 1969 at 4:07 in the morning. Welcome to the world, you handsome little Adams baby. Our favorite little 'despite all odds' couple is doing well according to all reports, and all I can say is "now do you believe in fairytales?"

Dearest darlings, you do know I plan on reporting on all your little goings on during such a momentous occasion. Because I know a few somebodies who have been up to no good. A woman can't be everywhere, so don't forget to tip the wicked columnist to get the juice flowing like Saturday morning breakfast.

Stay Fab!

-- Penny Lane

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Think Cade and Emily will last once Cade leaves again? Think Emily will hit rock bottom again while he's gone?

Dear Anonymous Reader, 

Is this a legitimate question? Amidst cheating rumors, psycho shootings, and long distance schooling, these two have remained plain-jane, rock solid. Unless he actually gets his juicy side on and sucks face with some chicks hanging around the Harvard area, I doubt I’ll ever get to write anything more than “yes, they’ll last.” 

As for Miss Reed’s state of mind, who can say what will happen when that umbilical cord gets all twisted up again. I can only suggest taking up a hobby, or perhaps collecting a naughty magazine or two. You know he’s got a few.

Sincerely,

Penny Lane

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THIS IS NOT A DRILL. I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

Greetings, doves,

I have the most excellent news that has been confirmed through frantic word of Greaser mouth. Hailey. Adams is. in. labor. Friends and family are gathering at the Adams' residence to await further status. You'll know when I do, faithful readers. Let the countdown begin...

Stay Fab!

-- Penny Lane

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Thank you. You know who you are, thank you.

-- The voice behind Penny Lane.

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Two things.

1: I am no longer taking confessions for the Valentine's edition, it's closed as I said last night. I'm sorry if you sent one in after that, it will not be posted. I gave at least a week and a half notice to send things. Please wait until the next special confession edition.

2: If you are going to be passive-aggressive and/or hateful, DO NOT BOTHER. I won't post it. My blog, my rules, I'm not playing this game again. Don't make me get mean about this. This is for fun not to be bitter or rude.

Thank you.

--The voice behind Penny Lane.

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That's it. The box is now closed to confessions. Make use of the drama from those confessions posted this week if you would like, and enjoy. No more confessions are being accepted for the Valentine's edition.

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