This wicked columnist has been drowning in your tips and juice, my favorite little finks. One night created waves that are still rippling through town. What's a good gossip to do, but point out the obviously missed? So here we are: the reveal edition.
Congratulations to the foxy mamas, Tulsa's population is about to increase in testosterone. Two strapping boys are brewing in those tummies. There were cheers and celebration amongst most until we had two heart-stopping (sorry, Cain, poor word choice) party-crashers. The theme of the evening was apparently twos. Oh, baby, baby.
Castello Jacobsen, a man nearly as hated by the Greasers as the Socials, showed up with said latter party, Gwen Tanner. What is it with the Greaser boys and this little lady? What's with her and the tortured soul? The party nearly went from reveal to rumble when these two made their public appearance. Rodney Dodger and his infamous temper ignited at the sight, flashbacks of the brutal beating dealt by the three top Wolf Pack boys were nearly visible in his eyes. Everyone feared round two to bring the party crumbling into violence, when the Greasers did a 180 on their leader. Reporting history, you read it right, you read it here. The Greasers turned on their fearless, once respected leader. The crowd, both Soc and Greaser alike, witnessed the shocking events, as Rodney was seen leaving in a rage without girlfriend, Carmen Welch.
Speaking of the perfect Greaser couple, there is trouble in paradise it would seem. Can she handle that rage? How about the lies? When asked for comment, Mama Greaser replied, in her colorful way, that she had no idea what was going on between Papa Greaser and angel-face. Blaming the entire catastrophe on Cas and the Socials, she remains blind.
How did it end you ask? Well, remember our theme of twos. Two by two they left. After telling her "brother" off, Sherri was seen leaving the house with AJ but...we'll come back to this. Bookmark it. Brett took Gwen and her tragic tears home, while his best friend, Brynn Turner with whom no one reports seeing him speak, left with Cade Madden. These two always seem to end up together, a sign of fate or pure coincidence? While the very absent Emily commented later that he wouldn't hurt her, she wasn't there to see how naturally his arms held Brynn or what happened after they got in his car. Cain took Cas off to the side and berated him for a good few minutes in which Cas was later seen visibly upset and shocked by something the boy said involving a certain brunette and a coma. Oops. Cas saw an opportunity to escape and did, while Sherri was seen heading off alone without AJ after a highly emotional chat. Hope you bookmarked it, because we're back to her. The two former lovers and baby-makers were seen walking home together. He was seen comforting her, and the boys are not going to like how this story ends.
The group was polled on their various experiences, and most desperately wished me to post sunshine and rainbows, Jamie Hall in particular. This could be due to the fact that something very much confused her about Cas. Not sure if it was Seth's first love or that he was the girl's cousin. Robin Starveling Jacobsen and Seth Mann, as you will all remember, were quite the item back a few months ago. Catch the last name? Yes, that's right, Jacobsen is no coincidence, the two are cousins. Explains Seth's need to come to the boy's aid, doesn't it? Because this relationship was complete with a 'going to the chapel and we're gonna get...'
Take a wise word from Seth, "everyone makes mistakes." Who did that night? Who will at the coming re-opening of Fred's? At the carnival? Keeping the juice coming, and I'll keep the scoop in beautiful black and white.
