Youtuber Trash

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[flow-morphia-deactivated2015041]

reblog if you think female rapists should get the same amount of jail time as male rapists

[coldestbrew-deactivated20240701]

Ethan "The Crust" Nestor's Pizza (biscuit? croissant?) Recipe

•one packet of yeast •a few capfuls of olive oil •some lukewarm water •2 fistfuls of flour •a sprinkle sprankle of granulated sugar •a handful of salt •another gigantic fistful of flour

TASTY TIPS:

Always make sure to stir that dough with your hands. Never use utensils: spoons are for the weak. You have perfectly good spoons attached to your shoulders. Also, direct eye contact with a friend is recommended to achieve that notoriously flaky consistency. If your dough begins to get a little dry, lube that sucker up with olive oil (your dough may turn an unsightly gray, but that’s fine) and work oil into the ball of dough. If all else fails, bury your disaster in flour in order to conceal your sorry excuse for pizza.

@markiplier @crankgameplays

[markiplier]

This is wonderful

[djkoenig-deactivated20140905]

(◡‿◡✿)

(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

[chronically-ill-dandy]

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

[kahguyaht]

i found it

the original post

i found it

[eviesrealitychangesdaily-deacti]

this should have the opportunity to be on everyone’s blog. 

[mindtheglass]

today we found a lost king charles spaniel whose collar said donkey and he’s currently at my house until we find his owner.

we found out after the first couple of hours that he doesn’t respond to his name unless u say it like shrek, so idk what kind of human he belongs to. 

[thepandamonkey]

me: [ starts crying ]

me @ myself: oh my god here we go again fucking crybaby ass..

[g0d-of-thunder]

[equalistmako]

the pizza guy just looked straight behind me, smiled, and went “you both enjoy your pizza” ? i’m alone in my apartment???

[equalistmako]

[allthegoodurlsarewasted-deactiv]

[equalistmako]

*narrows eyes*

[angel-on-vacation]

As I said before give 1 of 2 responses: 1) Smile and shake you head and point to nothing, “Oh no, he doesn’t like pizza.” Then close the door. 2) Wide eyes and whisper in a scared voice. “You can see her too.”

[okwait-deactivated20201120]

IT GOT BETTER

[coneygoil]

Turn around and yell at the nothing “You were supposed to stay hidden!”

[mahigxn-deactivated20200629]

YOU CAN SEE HER TOO?!

[neurodivergent-crow]

DAMMIT STEVE I TOLD YOU TO HIDE WHEN PEOPLE WITH THE SECOND SIGHT ARE NEARBY

[thatsprettyjoji]

Dumb Cunt

[weebfrequency]

Maaaaniac

[thetrippytrip]

Even in death you cannot respect a woman enough to use her name. How disgusting.

[canecadet]

Jesus fucking Christ. She was a real life WARRIOR and the only thing these people value is her physical aesthetic. You have got to be fucking kidding me.

[amorphousrex]

I cannot fucking believe this, she was a 19-year-old Kurdish woman with a name. NINETEEN-fucking-years-old and she led an all-female battalion against known ISIS groups in Syria, and they comment on her appearance before her rank, her age and don’t even use her fucking name? RIP Asia Ramazan Antar, you will be remembered.

[ephitania]

So disrespectful. 

RIP Asia Ramazan Antar, you will be remembered.

[finehoney]

im so ready to be in a relationship so whenever the universe is ready hmu with a keeper

[finehoney]

i posted this yesterday then today this cute boy held my hand and now he is sending me memes

[librarydvd]

Reblog for love

[vesica-urentis]

thanks Obama

reblog between now and jan 20th 2017 to thank Obama

(expired reblogs still count)

[teal-deer]

what was your first impression of me VS your current impression of me

tell me in my ask, I am curious.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[believe-in-laughter-deactivated]

books-on-tables:

what the fuck

[zombified-sourpatch-kid]

What in the actual fuck?

[fueledbyfantasy]

*slow clap*

[cultono]

My brain just ran out the door… oh shit…

[rahmagical]

serious mind fuck

[mrpipenpadalocksarcopolis]

Fuuuuqqqq

[captain-aprilham-lincoln]

THIS IS MORE FUCKING COMPLICATED THAN DOCTOR WHO!!! 

[fuckyeahnicci]

Read the entire article about this. It will completely blow your mind. This doesn’t explain it nearly as well as the article.

[annakendrickofficial]

a shout out to all the people who started saying “same” as a joke once in awhile but now use it for the most random things like a car honking their horn at another car

[seudag]

good luck to linguistics in the future trying to explain this

[7mangoes]

may your ass get fatter and your heart get wiser in 2017

[chxnky-spice]

May your wallet get thicker and soul become heavy in 2017

[mmshawty]

may your skin get clearer and your love reciprocated in 2017

[hauntedconstellations]

Reblog for this to come true

[vf-makes-things-to-look-at]

Rote, routine, rotten to the marrow.