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focusonpushing

Thor was wedding planning in his head just there

angelsseb

As were we all.

saferforeveryone

biggest dick energy

fuckyoubaker

NOT HERE FOR A LONG TIME OR FOR A GOOD TIME.

fakehistory

President Donald Trump angry about Google search results of himself (Aug, 2018)

eligantly

a few months ago I was getting another tattoo done, minding my own business, and a middle aged man next to me also getting a tattoo went “let me know if you want me to hold your hand princess” and I was like ??? the audacity??? I was fine??? stfu??? anyway a few minutes later he was sat there in agony biting his hand while the tattooist did a rough part and I just sighed and went “let me know if you want me to hold your hand princess” I’ve never seen a sexist man so broken and that’s how u shut down misogyny thank you for coming to my ted talk

yodelmachine

My laundry basket is self-loading.

fieldbears

My day has not been great, and this actually really helped

babyi

shingojira

popokko-deactivated20210315

lady gaga: let’s have some fun this beat is sick i wanna take a ride on ur disco stick

12 y/o me knowing full well she’s talkin abt dick:

johnnythehorsepart2

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zoreta

This is an actual, legit problem in Russia.

Kronotsky Nature Reserve, like most nature reserves, is pretty remote and relies on gas generators for electricity, and keeps jet fuel around in case a rescue copter is needed.

Thing is, these gas drums are just out in the open. And then the bears found them, and discovered that huffing the fumes got them high to the point of passing out. So now there are all these bears addicted to huffing jet fuel, and they’re teaching it to each other.

One one hand, nobody wants bears addicted to huffing highly flammable, toxic crap. It’s not healthy or safe for the bears to just pass out.

On the other, remove the jet fuel… and you have a population of bears going through drug withdrawal, and a bunch of nature reserve workers stuck with them in the middle of nowhere. Additionally, bears have started seeking alternate sources, like trailing behind a helicopter in hopes of fuel leaks, so taking away their source might be… ill advised.

michaelpoe

This one of the most Russian things I’ve ever read.

jessicachastainsource

#2018 mood

cartnsncreal

Reblog and you might save someone’s life, especially with all our Black Girls going missing #ProtectBlackGirls #SaveLife

lazorsandparadox

For those who don’t know what’s happening in the video, she untied her shoelaces, pulled one through the inside of the zip tie binding her hands, then tied the shoelaces together. Then, by pulling downward and back and forth on the shoelaces with her feet, she created enough friction to wear away part of the ziptie, making it weak enough to snap right off her hands.

m3rcykill

SIGNAL BOOST

jewel-charisse-deactivated20181

Will always reblog

yourladyindank

Protect all the ladies and the dudes

your-naked-magic-oh-dear-lord

Damn

fenway03

For those who don’t have shoelaces and for those who do but don’t want to trip over their own feet in case something goes wrong, here’s another way:

It’s all about quick, determined movement of your arms. To see it in action, watch the video at https://youtu.be/0Gr6HX_IKpw?t=9m – the zip ties part starts around the 8:00 min mark. The video also shows how to escape handcuffs and duct tape. And if you’re wondering what to do when you’ve got your hands behind your back, go to approx. the 0:20 min mark of the following video: “Moving cuffs from behind back to front position” (taken from thrillwriting.blogspot.de/2013/05/credit-wikipedia-disclaimer-this-is-non.html, where you’ll also find additional information on how to escape handcuffs).