big frog

IG: @xhormones || 23

[evilvillain123456789]

[using my compound eyes/antennae to scan if the person blogging about an issue IDC about would be a viable host for my eggs]

[✅]

[hurriedly typing with all four spindly arms] Woah... You're right. That is really fucked up. Now that you mention it. You're very observant. And wise! Come to think of it, I would be greatly honored if you were to teach me, more, about this! I must know more! I need to keep vigilant, and spread word of this news, so that others may know, and we can solve this. Together, we can make diference!

[oars-deactivated20220516]

[notofagus]

shadow dog

[alaspoorwallace]

Lee Bontecou (American, born 1931), Untitled, 1960. Welded steel, canvas and wire, 70 x 74 x 15 cm

[tenebrobscuro]

The first simulated image of a black hole was calculated with an IBM 7040 computer using 1960 punch cards and hand-plotted by French astrophysicist Jean-Pierre Luminet in 1978.

[ice-block]

Scientists tagging birds with colored bands and accidentally making the tagged birds more appealing to mates is so funny. Imagine being abducted by aliens and they give you a gucci belt

[kalelraejepsen-deactivated20231]

doing leftism exclusively on the internet gives you brainworms. like yeah read theory, talk to people on social media, but at some point you have to go outside. please. the things you say and believe about politics have repercussions in the real world and you have to live in that world to understand what those repercussions could be. find out who’s doing mutual aid in your community. join the iww or food not bombs or a community garden or a street medic collective or a prison letter writing campaign or something helpful that forces you to talk with real human beings directly about and in the context of their actual lives

[jamesusilljournal]

Vortex, John Ruscher, 2020

[kerisadenison]

[marcitlali]

the police to my mom: ma'am your daughter was driving 110 mph eating hot cheetos with one hand and texting in an imessage group chat titled “boy pussy” with the other and crashed into the back wall of dd’s discounts and died instantly but somehow her body made its way to the accessories section and we found 35 dollars worth of stolen hoop earrings in her purse

[tchaikovskaya]

world heritage post

[aureliobooks]

my dad likes to call the stretches of time where you’re not creating “dreaming periods” and says that they’re meant to allow you to absorb all of the beauty, life, and inspiration from the things around you so that when you’re able to create again, you will have fanned your spark back into a flame. sometimes its hard to see those moments as anything but stagnation, but he always says that they’re natural and healthy and needed—things that should be embraced rather than feared.

[lmaonade]

dude that back flip was sick. you remind me of virgin from the devil may cry game 

[slappycat]

you hate me because you know i am funnier and sexier than you. when i jingle my little clown bells and do my silly little jester dance it fills you with anger that i can be so funny and also so sensual in my big, big clown shoes

[exeggcute]

pandemic episode of malcolm in the middle: malcolm struggles to reconcile his commitment to quarantine safety measures with the fact that all the girls his age are so lonely and isolated that they're suddenly willing to go on dates with HIM, of all people. reese discovers that egging neighbors' houses still counts as a "socially-distanced" activity and has the time of his life. dewey does some mental calculus and realizes that he gets fewer wedgies per day from his brothers than he does from the school bully and decides he'll keep these lockdowns in effect at all costs, so he starts calling in fake pandemic data to local health districts to bump the numbers up. lois gets in a physical altercation with a non-masker at the lucky aide and starts duct taping people's mouths shut, which craig finds both alarming and oddly alluring. (craig then immediately gets infected from licking his hand to slick back his hair in a bid to impress her.) hal works from home but, after slacking off on the family computer all day, is driven to obsession by the thought of becoming the digital solitaire world champion.

[notkatniss]

[guidancerune]

[ipixelos]

Death Grips - The Momney Stomre