give me a drug, bottle your love

cashew - 30

[ratfuck]

what if I dangled a string in front of your face

[notravian]

[theprimeministerofamerica]

[schlorb]

White boy ALARMS Chinese restaurant staff by bursting into PERFECT Tears instead of ordering

[sammsays-deactivated20251220]

mixing concrete with chicken stock instead of water to give it a richer flavor profile

[ancientcitystyle]

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

[soup-future]

[redstonedust]

hey loser 2003 called. the black eyed peas are singing a word i dont think i can repeat here.

[usamirenko]

[melaninerd]

[shinolavolume1-deactivated20240]

[shinolavolume1-deactivated20240]

me at 5:26 pm on a tuesday

[kushblazer666]

they smoked her.

[gunsandfireandshit]

[slimemode]

[narutwitter]

[christianstepmoms]

[badassdemonsword]

[lnfini-deactivated20230930]

[poopjournalist]

I like that the joke about the Krusty Krab being overpriced is even funnier now that every fast food place wants your organs. They want to harvest your organs.