It's Ya Boy

Alex/♒  

[mostlycatsmostly]

[191195-deactivated20240210]

im crying so hard

[toxicdogs]

“Gideon the Ninth, first flower of my House.”

[dumplingdean]

me whenever I get home from the movies:

[lightfilledcity-deactivated2020]

I love it when I see posts that describe me. It’s just nice to know that I’m not the only one with this habit.

[dreamilypurpleoutcast]

[corporationsarepeople]

Damn

[forgottenpnffacts]

-Major Monogram understands hash house lingo

-Major Monogram likes to eat scrambled eggs and toast for lunch

[phineas-and-herb]

it’s 20th century american diner lingo, i don’t think many people use it anymore, but i happen to have on-hand a guide from a book-set by julia rothman if you’d like some more examples

[sketchdeath]

was explaining to my mom on the phone the concept of a cosmic horror and she hit me with the one hit k.o. of "oh you mean like horton hears a who?"

[pensivetense]

[remus-sanders-is-the-bestest]

Explain???

[sketchdeath]

me: yeah so basically a cosmic horror is the fear of a godlike being or entity so much bigger than yourself and your perception of the universe that your brain cant possibly comprehend it, often leading to some sort of madness in the stories because of this "break" in your perception of reality because this entity is so incomprehensible to your limited worldview. the concept is credited to h.p. lovecraft because of stuff like cthulu but the guy was also a massive-

my mom, interjecting: ah, so like horton hears a who. i get it.

[almost-correct-quotes]

#wait so like#does the LEGO movie count#they manage to escape into the human world and it’s all hazy because they don’t understand#and the people were controlling them the whole time

SURE SURE THE LEGO MOVIE IS A COSMIC HORROR WHY NOT

[libraryoftheancients]

The Lego movie is Gnosticism

[mikeseagull]

I’m crying my beautiful husband has wrapped the most limp wristed pathetic sickly blunt in the world

[mikeseagull]

How

[amazoogle]

-2 grams of weed in this bad boy. you smoke this and you get less high

[deadshrike-deactivated20220125]

mothers are insane they'll come into your bedroom exhibit mental illness then just leave

[deadshrike-deactivated20220125]

places for moms to display symptoms:

- parked in the car

- your bedroom

- kitchen

[foulserpent]

[knifefightscene]

No more girlbossing i want to girl rest girl sleep girl lay down etc

[zintersoldier]

white person: *eats chicken tikka masala once* i just…. i feel so connected… to indian culture …. I’m learning to speak islam…. check out my third eye….. chakra

[hyrude]

im so addicted to vaccines theyre delicious i want them all they make me strong and ferocious

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[filmnoirsbian]

I had a life sized poster of King Tut's sarcophagus that I used to kiss before bed. I figured because he died as a teenager it wasn't weird.

Yeah that's the part that makes it not weird

[joshpeck]

why do you and others like vaccines so much?

not dying of preventable diseases is actually one of my favorite hobbies

[ryan-sometimes]

If you're at my funeral and you think it's a little boring, just spice it up. Drink a little too much. Flirt with a few people here and there. Start a fight. It's what I would've wanted