cool and edgy B)

WHEN IN DOUBT, THROW A ROCK AT IT. IF THAT DOESN'T WORK THEN SPIT AT IT, THAT WORKS PRETTY GOOD TOO.

[stability]

A cat ran into a door during a French baking show

[sexyandthethief]

my friend told me to watch this cooking video while listening to sad music. so i mixed a little something for you all

[zonecassette]

[hemlark]

Have you heard of the ancient Greek hero, Bophades?

He was a lot like Achilles- he had just one weakness. Except instead of his heel, it was his groin. You may have heard of “Achilles’ heel”, but have you heard of “Bophades’ Nuts”?

[dratsing]

This is the best joke on this godforsaken website.

[victorpopejr]

A day in the newsroom

[theblogchoseme]

Lmao this dude needs all the awards

[gang0fwolves-deactivated2018120]

I love him so much

[micdotcom]

As new details emerge about the suspect and his motives, we must also consider the historical significance attached to the scene of the crime — a broader frame that includes a city and state with deep and, in some cases, abiding ties to the most violent chapters in American history. 

6. One of the most publicized recent police shootings happened in North Charleston.

[vikingfighter-deactivated201909]

When someone uses an abbreviation and I have to look it up

[sarahujmaia]

[coolseemer-blog]

alt+j will never be able to make another song

[turklet]

i’m the guy eating crackers

[emo-ontario]

[thepeopleinthetrees]

two types of chats

group chat: lol look at this meme you pieces of shit

private chat: i don't know anymore. im hoping that someday i'll just know what to do. sorry for complaining and thanks for always listening to me

[charaznablescanontoyota]

so it’s fine and all that the willy wonka movie is a meme and everything but i also see posts about how wacky roald dahl’s books are going around and it’d be cool if people also took the time to remember that roald dahl was a vicious antisemite who sympathized with hitler

[mysterymeat6649127739816]

[ofallthehappy-deactivated202004]

squad

[bopeep]

we dem b o y z

[chessys]

the worst is when a movie is about space and it turns into an existentialist look  humanity rather than aliens u dont need to leave this dirt orb to examine ur relationship w ur daughter show me some tentacles

[sminny-wew]

Visit Original Link

I’m surprised this wasn’t already on here, it’s so hauntingly charming

[pendwick]

does anyone else follow people who don’t even have the same interests as you, but you’ve followed them for years and you can’t imagine unfollowing them?

it’s like, no that’s joan the dolphin lover? she’s practically your neighbor on this website? you’ve never talked, you’re not even mutuals, but damn she loves dolphins. And every time you see her on your dash, you’re just like, oh wonderful, joan’s still alive, just doing her thing. she’s getting into golden age russian cat literature, good for her!

this person doesn’t even know they’ve been on your dash through the ups and downs of your life.  Their presence and cactus obsession is just something kind of familiar and almost comforting to you?

[marauders4evr]

I feel like everyone forgets that there was an actual sequel to Charlie and the Chocolate Factory where the elevator gets trapped up in space and the family and Wonka witness a bunch of deadly aliens attack another shuttle and said aliens eat at least twenty people and one of the grandmothers is erased from existence and Wonka and Charlie have to scramble to save her and in the end, they’re all invited to the White House to meet the president.

I just…I feel like this should be talked about more…

[somuchawkwerd]

E… excuse me..?

[comradebernie-deactivated201604]

DECODING YOUR KID’S TEXTS

gtg: get the guillotine brb: beheading ruthless bourbons ttyl: the terror yields liberty lmao: louis, marie, and oppressors omg: obviously marats gone rofl: revolution of France lives wtf: where’s the fertentity swag: secretly we assassinate Girondists

[thepeopleinthetrees]

me: this is worse than that time I watched family guy

*camera cuts to me watching family guy*

me: this sucks