PhantomThievesQuotes

Quotes The Phantom Thieves have stolen from other media.

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What doesn’t kill you gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a really dark sense of humor. - Goro Akechi in the 3rd Sem probably.

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Akiren: Tell me, Goro. Who did you kill?

Goro: .... Whom

Akiren: ???

Goro: The correct term would be whom did I kill.

Akiren: THAT DOESN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION!

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Akiren: You're finally getting in touch with your emotions. Letting your barriers down.

Goro: Precisely, that's the problem. I'd like them back up, thank you.

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Goro: What? People actually tell their crushes they like them?

Ryuji: What do you do?

Goro: I die. What sort of question -

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Akiren: Something brought us together, Detective. Call it what you will… fate, destiny-

Goro: A handshake.

Akiren: So, I have made the decision to trust you.

Goro: A horrible decision, really.

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Akiren, noticing Goro leaving: Where are you going? Goro: To get pancakes or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way.

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Akiren: I think you owe me an apology.

Goro: I'll apologize to you in Hell!

Akiren: ...

Goro: ...I actually don’t know what this is about. My apologies I took such a strong stance.

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Futaba: Did you know that when coral get stressed they die? 

Goro: So what you're saying is if I were coral and got stressed I'd die? 

Akiren: Goro no---

Haru: Wait... coral get stressed out? What would they get stressed out about? 

Ryuji: Current events~ 

Goro: Get out.

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Ryuji: I have a plan.

The Phantom Thieves: It can’t involve self-sacrifice.

Ryuji: I no longer have a plan.

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Goro: I poisoned one of our drinks, but I honestly forgot which one.

Akiren: Well with the way our interrogation session is going, I hope it’s mine.

Goro: ..... bitch -__-

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Goro: The Leader of The Phantom Thieves died of natural causes.

Sae: You shot him in the forehead!

Goro: Yes, dying of trauma to the brain is natural.

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The Fun Song with The Phantom Thieves And Goro.

Haru: It's not about winning, it's about fun!

Goro: What's that?

Ann: Fun is when you...?

Ryuji: Fun is it's like, it's kind of, sort of like...?

Morgana: What is fun?  

Futaba: Let us spell it for you!

Haru: F is for friends who do stuff together!

Akiren: U is for you and me~

Yusuke: N is for anywhere and anytime at all~

All The Thieves: Down here in the dark of Mementos!

Goro: F is for fire that burns down the whole town

U is for you gonna die, bang!!

N is for no survivors when you're-

Makoto: Akechi, those things aren't what fun is all about!

Morgana: Now, do it like this!

Ryuji: F is for friends who do stuff to-

Goro: Never, that's completely idiotic-

Akiren: Here, let us help you~

Futaba: F is for friends who do stuff together!

Ann: U is for you and me!

Haru: Try it!

Goro:….N is for anywhere and anytime at all...?

All The Thieves: Down here in the dark of Mementos!

Goro: Wait, I don't understand, I feel all tingly inside

Should we stop?

Ryuji: No, that's how you're supposed to feel~

Goro: Well I like it, let’s do it again!  

All The Thieves: Okay!

F is for frolic through all the flowers

U is for ukulele

N is for non stopping, sneaking round, and chest picking, here with our best buddy!!!

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Ryuji: **before Sae's Palace** I brought you frankincense!

Akiren: Thank you

**In the near future, in the interrogation room**

Akechi: I brought you mur

Akiren: Thank you...

Akechi: **pulls out his gun** Mur-DER!

Akiren: **gasp** Akechi!

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Morgana: We are so having this conversation. Come on, Ryuji. Tell me. Be honest. How's my singing? Ryuji: It’s like ordering a pie and finding it has no filling. Morgana: >8O! YOU need a NAP! 

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Morgana: You are completely incompetent. A total buffoon. Absolutely moronic. I can’t even believe you’re still alive. 

Akiren: Sounds about right 

Morgana: Speaking of incompetent morons, Ryuji also– 

Akiren: You shut your goddamn mouth 

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Akiren: And this is my lawless spouse. Ryuji, blushing red and sweating bullets: Don’t you mean “Partner in Crime”?

Akiren:.... No.

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Ryuji, holding up Morgana: Stinky.

Haru: NO! Don’t be mean to Mona-chan!

Ryuji: Stinky bastard man!

Haru: Noooo!

Akiren: Naughty boy, brat cat.

Haru: NOOOOOOOO ;___;