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Main fandoms: Marvel & DC, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Gravity Falls, Hilda, Harry Potter, Yūri On Ice [ユーリ!!! on ICE], Haikyū!! [ハイキュー!!], Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun [月刊少女野崎くん], Percy Jackson & Heroes of Olympus, Sherlock

[midcomics]

Brooklyn Nine-Nine is my JAM watch it or perish.

Jake and Holt's father-son relationship gives me LIFE it's freaking adorable :3

[amy-santiagos]

I think our family might be cursed and I’m gonna be a bad dad.

No, you proved that wrong.

[lacorgi]

[mattonious]

give em the ol’ razzle dazzle

[keybladesoras]

PERALTIAGO BABY BOY SHREK

BONUS!

[whitepeopletwitter]

[callmedaddy-42]

[artissijamm]

HERE’S THE DUCKS.

[blueinaseaofred]

[h-arleen]

Harleen “I Have A PhD, Motherfucker” Quinzel

[ngalitzine]

Brooklyn Nine Nine — “The Funeral” (2015)

[kalosstarters]

Even Pikachu is done with Ash

[tsukis]

There’s nothing to be afraid of. If you don’t do any worse than this… neither will we.

[karshmallow]

Miles “Who’s Morales?” Morales

[dankmemeuniversity]

[copperbadge]

Shalina speaks my soul. 

[ubercharge]

today’s comic is really fucking good

[boethiah]

dagoth ur

[shut-up-hippie]

But you’re missing the rest (so far)

[andthwip-deactivated20220219]

Carol Danvers killin’ it in anything.

[acoolguy]

sometimes it’s annoying when your character can’t jump in a video game but how often do you jump in real life?

[questions-within-questions]

“Do you even remember the last time you jumped?” is a question I never anticipated leaving me feeling so hollow and terrified.

[byjove]

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The spiritual successor to Miette

[manicgoblinnightmarewoman]

Might I also add

[shydestinybread]

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

[unyanizedcatboys]

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

[aemondtargaryenn]

Higher, further, faster, baby.

CAPTAIN MARVEL (2019) dir. Anna Boden and Ryan Fleck

[eggzbian-deactivated20191126]

orange juice is the superior beverage bc it makes ur tongue feel like u ate a bunch of ants which reminds me of my childhood when I would put ants in my mouth and eat em except this time it tastes good too

[tlirsgender]

Hey op I think you’re probably allergic to citrus?

[eggzbian-deactivated20191126]

is. this not what oj is supposed to make ur tongue feel like

[grimehands-deactivated20200111]

[darkersolstice]

Did you know that if your mouth itches when you eat kiwis, it is not from hairs left over on the fruit after you peel it? I didn’t until I was about 26 or so!

[solarpunkarchivist-deactivated2]

Confusingly, pineapple is supposed to feel like that, the damn thing is attempting to digest you right back.