as much as I love BillFord, I hope Stanford and Bill never get back together.
I'm pretty sure that most BillFord shippers agree with me on this. I only ship it because I really like the dynamic and how deep their relationship is, and I just really like hero x villain. I fully acknowledge how toxic the ship is, and it would be best for Stanford to never forgive Bill for what he has done. Stanford and Bill getting back together should only stay in fanfics. I just feel like I had to say this because I feel like some people who don't ship Billford might think Billford shippers actually want them to get back together.
I like to think that after being around Bill so much in the past, He developed a dark sense of humor like Bill's. Still, he desperately tries to hide it and tries not to laugh as much as possible whenever he hears a dark joke, especially if he's around Bill, because he knows how Bill is going to react if Ford laughs at one of his jokes.
Throughout the entire Gravity Falls fandom, one question remains unanswered
Why are there last names "pines"?
Alex Hirsch has actually been asked this question multiple times, but every time someone asks him that, they are found dead in the gutter the next day. But I am here to finally answer that question, and the answer is.... The Pines family isn't actually human.
The reason why they're called the Pines is that long ago, their first-ever ancestor wasn't actually born but actually sprouted out from a pine cone that fell from a tree. This person was named Oak Pines. He went on to start an entire family legacy, which we know as the Pines family. This actually explains why every single person in the family that is shown on screen has brown hair, because they're actually pine cone people.
Now, this may raise a few questions: Are there other families that sprouted out of pine cones, and how do they reproduce if they're not human? My first answer to that question is no; so far, the Pines family is the only family that sprouted from pine cones
But even though they are pine cones, they can still form relationships and reproduce with normal humans.
To answer that second question, the Pines family actually reproduces asexually. All of them are actually asexual creatures that reproduce by taking a perfectly shaped pine cone, putting their DNA on it by smearing spit, tears, sweat, or other bodily fluids onto the pine cone and plantain in the ground. They can mix DNA on the pine cone with a partner, or they can choose to do it alone. Humans can do this ritual with them, but only when a pines is present. A human's DNA alone cannot make pine cone babies. Scientists are still trying to figure out how this works.
Once the tree from the pine cone is fully grown, the parents must shake the tree until all the pine cones fall to the ground and babies begin to sprout out of the pine cones. But you may be wondering... trees can actually grow dozens of pine cones on average; if that were the case, then where are the rest of Dipper and Mabel's siblings? Along with Stanley and Stanford's siblings? That's because all of their siblings are dead. You see, no parents can take care of that many children (not in this economy), so when every single baby has sprouted out of the pine cones, they will immediately begin to fight to the death; we're only allowed one or two babies to live.
This is why Dipper and Mabel are twins: they have killed the rest of their siblings through natural selection. Same with Stanley and Stanford, who are also "coincidentally" twins like Mabel and Dipper. All four of them were the strongest out of their litters and were rewarded with life.
The entire Pines family has no problem with this; they actually just see this as natural selection. This was actually hinted at in Season 1, Episode 15, "The Deep End," where Stanley tries to burn Gideon and says, "Yes, burn the child."
You may be wondering, "If the Pines family were actually pine cones, why has the show never brought it up?"
That's because of racism.
The Pines family has been trying to hide their pinecone lineage for generations by pretending to be regular humans. Pinecone people are discriminated against in multiple States in America. The only place where people don't have a burning hatred for pinecone people is in Gravity Falls because people who sprouted out of pinecones are the least weird thing that has ever happened in that town. But the Pines family still hides the fact that they aren't humans out of fear.
So now all of you know the truth behind the Pines family. If I don't post tomorrow, then assume that Alex Hirsch has found me and has killed me for exposing his secret to the world.
Then they proceed to ONLY draw the two of them in their '80s era versions when they hadn't even met until they were both old-ass men
Seriously, I have not seen a single piece of fan art of them together where they're both old.
The same goes for FiddleAuthor; most of the fan art also depicts them as young.
I'm pretty sure nobody in this fandom actually cares about Old Man McGucket and only likes his ' 80s-era version because he's more "appealing" and "easier" to ship with others. If Old Man McGucket were a silver fox like Stanley and Stanford, people would pay attention to him more. People only like his ' 80s-era version because he's conventionally attractive and can be used as a "twink" bottom to ship with Stanley and Stanford.
PLEASE JUST DRAW MCGUCKET AS AN OLD ASS MAN! PLEASE!
I don't care what you headcanon his sexuality as or who you ship him with. THIS MAN IS A BOTTOM!
This socially awkward, introverted basement dweller can't top SHIT, and I'm sick and tired of everyone pretending that he can! A GNOME CAN TOP HIM! But I don't know, man; personally, I just don't see him being a top.
(I am so obsessed with this man. It's not even funny anymore. It's just concerning)
IF YOU ARE A BILLFORD SHIPPER, STOP WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING AND LISTEN TO THIS SONG!
AFTER YOU ARE DONE LISTENING TO THIS SONG, GO AND ANIMATE A BILLFORD ANIMATION OR GO MAKE AN EDIT! GO MAKE SOMETHING WITH THIS SONG. THIS SONG FITS SO PERFECTLY WITH THE SHIP, AND I AM SO DISAPPOINTED THAT NO ONE HAS MADE A BILLFORD ANIMATION/EDIT WITH IT YET!
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