Honey? Where's My SuperSuit?

 ⌘ ⌥ ⎋ ⌚ ⏎ ⏏ Ryan. Nickname of 'Fanny'. :/ Apple & Pixar nerd. :D Apple, Guitar, Ukulele, StarKid, Friends, Pixar.:) "Voted most likely to end up on the back of a milk box drink." ♫ "There's plenty of men to die don't jump your turn. " ♫ "That's how i know you're a fake, That's how i know you're a lie. That's how I know you're a made-up fictional character that lives in the sky." ♫ "Cos I must have got it wrong, If I had love then it's gone" ♫ "So, Say you'll love me like a hobo." ♫ "I am Smiling." ;)

[mediocreclarinetplayer]

Years of playing Pokémon has given me all the knowledge needed to know what Pokémon that is

[mediocreclarinetplayer]

[jimjams-fiddles]

Legend of Zelda Go

•break into people’s houses •break their pots/vases •piss off a chicken, get chased for a block and a half by it and its crew

[theplasticflowersyougave]

~Near Future~

Professor: *lecturing*

Students: ...

Professor: ...

Students: ...

Professor: Okay, in a week we'll have an exam on this.

Students: ...*no motivation*

Professor: And if everyone gets a 90% and above I'll throw out two lures and we'll go on a field trip.

Students: *INSTANT MOTIVATION, MAX STUDY POWER, 100% WORK ETHIC*

[votingdog]

girl: come over

boy: i cant im walking around alone looking for pokemon at 3am

girl: there’s a gym across the street from my house

boy:

[djgnarly]

Better Names for Pokemon Go

Pokemon GoUpgradeTheServers

Pokemon GoToChurch

Pokemon GoInStrangersYards

Pokemon GoDriveWithYourPhoneOut

Pokemon thereGOesMyBattery

Pokemon GoToTheGymButNotThatKindOfGym

Pokemon GoWalkAroundTheParkLookingLikeACreep

[ladaleda]

Totally impractical, they all do it.

[stuff-that-makes-me-smirk]

[scarfy-and-sorty]

Meredith Stepien is my favorite human

[cacophonoussymphony-blog]

[nightshadezombie]

I think I sprained something reblogging this so damn fast.

[and-wheeze-already-started]

[sequals]

when yo girl start using ur slang, that's when u know u really got her

[archatlas]

[ayeitskaylee]

I don’t know why.. But I really like this.

[blondef-ingassassin]

I’m absolutely in love with this.

[badsciencejokes]

x2 and ex are at a party. x2 is having a blast, but ex is sitting in a corner by himself. Eventually, x2 comes over and says, “hey ex, why don’t you try a bit harder to integrate?” ex replies,

“It’s no use. It wouldn’t make a difference.”

[richardrmitage]

six-time Olivier Award recipient Sir Ian McKellen

[heaven-ly-mind]

“enjoy the sundown”

[alexandrarocketships]

This is the best answer in that thread

[crescendd]