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wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

fredlikesrats

bitches be like "i love writing fanfiction" and then constantly second guess themselves because what if they're not good enough what if it's cringe what if no one likes it what if people laugh when they see it what if i mischaracterized someone what if i didn't tag it properly what if what if what if

release-the-sheep

just witnessed something devastating

guy on the subway with one ear pierced, little gold hoop. other guy on the subway very quickly and subtly googling "which one is the gay ear". it is not the gay ear. visible disappointment on his face as he puts his phone away.

that-house

partially-managed mental illness is so fucking funny i'll be sitting around doing my job and suddenly think "wow i hate myself" and immediately get confused because, like, that's not TRUE! i love myself so much. who are you to talk to me like that

glutko

belovedgamers

The BEST trope is when a character tells another “let’s run away together, we can leave all of this behind and start a new life somewhere” and gets rejected. And then the rest of the tragedy unfolds

plaguedocboi

I feel like starfish are one of those animals that are treated as very “normal” by people but absolutely shouldn’t be. Like they’re a wheel of repeating heads connected by a central stomach. They walk around using thousands of tiny sticky hydraulically powered tentacles. They have an eye on the end of each arm. Instead of having a mouth they just have an opening where their entire stomach can be pushed out to engulf prey. And they’re just allowed to exist like this. It’s not illegal or anything.

augustdementhe

#i feel like we should stop basing eldritch monsters on octupus and start basing them on starfish instead

^ Seconded.

free-my-mindd

wyrm-boy

provider-of-guardians

Idk if this is a hot take but we should be nice about people's really boring interests/hobbies too. And I mean the REALLY stupid uninteresting ones.

provider-of-guardians

I see a lot of posts on here that show appreciation for niche/cringe hobbies, and that's great, but I feel like the only reason those get appreciated is because it's weird and niche and most people on tumblr are into stuff like that. If you really wanna make a world where people can enjoy their interests and be themselves, that includes the kind of (harmless) hobbies you would hate, you know?

I dare you to say one nice thing about a man's hotwheel or funko pop collection

spacerockband

let’s get on mama’s last fucking nerve

not even exaggerating btw

corantus

locked the fuck in get my money up

skoomabong

lastoneout

"I am not a vessel for your good intent" goes hard as a line from a disabled perspective. Abled people care so much more about being their idea of a good ally than they do actually being a good ally. They shove their good intent right down your throat and then act surprised when you tell them they're suffocating you.

lastoneout

faggotvampires

[ID: An image of a sign with a blue background and with a graphic of a stick figure in a wheelchair at the beginning, resembling disabled parking space signs. The text below the stick figure reads "I am not a vessel for your good intent." /ID]