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🎈 80′s Rihanna

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I know we talk about how aware Gumball is, but THIS IS LIKE SUPER FRICKING AWARE

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Like or reblog if you save sweetheart. ☾

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Misty and Danny, forever

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6 moves that will strengthen your core

Our guest blogger Trystenne Burey demonstrates moves that will strengthen your core in one neat circuit. Here’s what you’ll need to do:

40 bicycle crunches

20 toe touches

40 mountain climbers

60 regular sit ups

1 minute plank (elbow plank works too)

1 minute side plank on both sides

Repeat one more time.

Challenge yourself on Workout Wednesday! What are your favourite ab moves?

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this video is screaming for every female 😂

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bih leak the song! lmfaooo

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I want this chopped and screwed

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https://youtu.be/R-oGPpl0tSA

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😂

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I’m so glad my bf doesn’t have a social media account cus this would be me lmfaooo

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If you ever touch the butt without permission 🔪🍼🌸

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Every Girl Needs To See This.

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TWENTY IS FOR FIRING DUDES WHEN THEY DON’T ACT RIGHT! THANK YOU AUNTIE LYNN

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Can’t get enough of these horror shows? Put down the remote and pick up one of these books.

If you like American Horror Story: Coven, then read:

Deliverance from Evil by Frances Hill - This book takes you back to the place where it all began, Salem.

Voodoo Queen: The Spirited Lives of Marie Laveau by Martha Ward - Delve into the world of the real Marie Laveau.

The Witches of Eastwick by John Updike - The story of three witches and their relationship with a mysterious man. It’s more satire than horror, but should still satisfy AHS: Coven fans.

If you like Bates Motel then read (besides Psycho, of course):

Rosemary’s Baby by Ira Levin - Like Psycho, this classic horror novel was successfully adapted for film. It has also been slated for an upcoming TV miniseries.

The Silence of the Lambs by Thomas Harris - Ed Gein, a real-life serial killer, served as inspiration for Norman Bates and The Silence of the Lambs‘ pursued murderer, Buffalo Bill.

Zombie by Joyce Carol Oates - If you watch Bates Motel because you’re interested in what creates a serial killer, then this book is for you. Joyce Carol Oates deftly explores the topic with her psychotic protagonist.

If you like The Walking Dead, then read (in addition to the graphic novels, obvs):

Ashes by Ilsa J. Bick - The story of a 17-year-old girl’s fight to survive after a disaster kills most people and causes others to either become zombies or gain strange powers.

The Serpent and the Rainbow by Wade Davis - Real zombies?!

Zone One by Colson Whitehead - Another take on the zombie apocalypse trope. This book follows a member of a civilian team sent to resettle Manhattan after a zombie plague.

Any titles you would add to these lists?

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Watch: The last type of mis-pronouncer is the worst, most insulting of all

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My birth name is Haille, and it’s pronounced “Hay-lee” but people keep pronouncing it like “Hallie”. some even fucking write it “Hallie” like no, I didn’t misspell my name. One of my coworkers says shit like “Kaylee” “callie” and constantly forgets my actual fucking name. It pisses me off so fucking much.

There’s a girl in some of my classes named Latha and one of our professors has been corrected like a million times and still says it like “Lay-tha” when it’s pronounced “Leth-a”

kaldicuct

Has it really come to this? “If you don’t say my name right you are oppressing me.”? Fucking really? I’ve got a name, It’s from Assassin’s Creed 3. Connor’s real name. I’m using this name to make it easy for people to look it up. Guess what. There are many ways of pronouncing it. OMG THE HUMANITY!

Ratonhnhaké:ton motherfuckers.

Remember, if you cant say a name right even if it’s not a common name. That means you hate the person who you didn’t say their name right.

There is no such thing as human error. Everyone can pronounce everything perfectly 100% of the time.

People with this mentality need to shut the fuck up.

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Of course, there is human error, but if you make no effort to say a person’s name correctly you are dehumanizing them, disrespecting them and generally being an asshole.

It’s very easy to respect people who are different from you. Maybe you missed this part?

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My name is Taahirah and people always wanna call me T. No

thepoorafristocrat

My name is Taahira (different spelling) too!

But yeah, people always wanna call me something else. Only people allowed to call me Tee are my close friends and family (and only because they can actually properly pronounce my name).

I’ve had

Tiara, Tashirah, Tyshira, Shakira, Taco, Tanira, Tanesha, Teehara, Tee-Tee, Taco...none of which are my name.

what pisses me off most I think is when people throw in letters that aren’t even there. Tyshira? There isn’t even a y OR an S in my name.

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Tell me about basenjis

A village dog in Africa walked at the edge of a hunting camp when she heard a pitiful cry.

A hyena had fallen into a hunters trap, and was crying and struggling against its bindings when it saw the dog.

“Friend.” Smiled the hyena. “Free me from this trap, if you please.”

“And why?” Asked the dog.

“If you release me, I will teach you how to laugh like me.” Grinned the hyena. And the dog agreed.

Laughter is a hard song for a dog to learn. Her cry became strange and wild, and the music stuck in her throat such that she forgot all other sounds of barking. But the clever dog used the music well.

Leopards and cheetahs and other wild beasts heard her laughing in the night, and believing her to be a hyena with jaws that bite through bone, left her village in peace. She gave the song to her pups, and though they are small, they keep herd and home safe from harm with their odd song so unlike that of a little dog.