you want me to say my lines OUT of the trench?

Psst it's me the part of your brain that does silly walks

[thepostofficesketch]

The Bachelor was essentailly pre-made for Lisa. She didn't need to build a man to make her happy. She helped him to make *him* happy

The 'creature' she was building and bringing back to life was herself

[groovysarity]

[niceinchnails]

[briarrosefromthedead]

Christine (1983) dir. John Carpenter Fright Night (1985) dir. Tom Holland Re-Animator (1985) dir. Stuart Gordon Scream (1996) dir. Wes Craven

[thepostofficesketch]

Dont explain it to me but i was under the impression that when you got to the end of the bracket, whoever won was the winner and then it was OVER

Can we do that? Would that be so hard?

Sincerely, someone who lives in a Sports Town and is sick of the "finals" taking six games

[carmelcup2]

[nickygalitzine]

[kosmogrl]

[klimtsonian]

it’s so confusing sometimes to be a girl ❤️‍🔥

[reckless-glitch]

[ramblingandpie]

[Video description: Gritty is turning the crank on a flagpole to raise the Progress Pride Flag. He gesticulates angrily that the flag is not blowing in the wind, then gestures offscreen. The flag begins blowing. As Gritty begins raising the flag more, the camera pans out to show a man in a suit and sunglasses, looking like a stern Secret Service agent, is holding a leafblower that points at the flag. End description.]

[noknowshame]

can he be in a normal situation for like 5 minutes

[haventacluewhatimdoing]

Love that this alien arm is clearly just green bubblewrap. 70s prosthetics I love you

[circular-time]

Classic SF once again betrayed by a clear, static-free signal and a flat digital screen

This is how I remember classic Who and Star Trek, folks, with signal ghosts and scanning lines (but usually with more static/snow)

[sepdet]

Sharing this on my main because it appears from the notes that it's useful for some modern viewers.

You KNOW classic SF used the limited displays of CRT television and the static of transmitted signals the way theaters use stage makeup and lighting to make inexpensive props look great fine— take advantage of the medium! But it's hard to imagine how it looked if you've only seen Blu-ray HD restorations.

I swear to you, despite classic Who using bubble wrap for years as one of its go-to materials that reflected light in interesting ways, we never realized that's what it was.

[cipher-fresh]

the 20th century is crazy what do you mean that airplanes didnt exist in 1900 and by 1999 Futurama was airing

[tygerbug]

This is the money Marge. Reblog for good fortune

[cholerascum]

money marge

save me

save me money marge

give me one thousand dollars

[loveridden1999]

seeing beautiful women in low cut tops with boobs spilling out is good enough reason to stay alive

[probuccalfat]

these women did wonders for the “i’m single and i like it that way” community… i’m having a sexy ass life!

[unfuckablebogtroll]

[thepostofficesketch]

Speilburg wants to get abducted by aliens so bad. Maybe, he thinks, THIS alien movie will be the one that gets me abducted! No one has been a pick me girl for aliens like this since fox mulder and he's fictional