Candied Communists

what's up everybody I THINK DOGS SHOULD VOTE! but forreal tho welcome to my twisted trachea =w=

[mildmayfoxe]

1) any stretching is better than no stretching

2) any vegetable is better than no vegetable

3) statistically you will never be the worst person at anything, there is always someone in the world who is worse at stuff than you are

[maidthings]

every so few months i find myself daydreaming about hypnosis and psychedelic drugs and end up accidentally reinventing mkultra

[rui-cifer]

has the maid done acid/shrooms?

[maidthings]

it has!

[isthatatiktok]

[handweavers]

[isthatatiktok]

[handweavers]

[batsandboba]

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[fed-durst]

3 minutes? Not much apparently

[patchoulism]

PEMDAS? You mean "plus, equal, minus, division, addition, sum"?

[kalichnikov]

Extremely loud correct ding

[dogpuppy]

[balaclava-trismegistus]

would you rather

be mauled to death by rabid dogs

not

Remaining time: 4 days 16 hours

[theonion]

Nonchalantly bringing up the act of violent resistance while discussing a fun evening she had with her friends, local mom Rebecca Peters casually mentioned Wednesday to her son Miles that her bunco group had thrown Molotov cocktails at ICE the previous week. “Yeah, me and the bunco gals lit a few liquor bottles on fire and tossed them at ICE agents the other day, and I won $5 in our game!” said Peters, adding that her “lucky roll” of three sixes was the “highlight” of a lively Friday spent drinking mojitos and immolating masked federal immigration officers.

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[isthatatiktok]

[handweavers]

[gunsandfireandshit]

[mamoru]

me, brilliant: I should toss the vegetables with oil and lemon juice prior to absolutely fucking blasting the air fryer heat custom style

my air quality monitor, minutes later: hey

[mamoru]

so it turns out the reason recipes tend not to suggest coating vegetables in lemon juice (as opposed to a simple demure layer of oil) prior to crisping them at four hundred degrees fahrenheit is that delicious flavorful moisture plus cleaned trimmed vegetable plus blazing hot air fryer equals a somewhat dangerous program advance

however, using my excellently trained netbattle brain I quickly discovered how to counter PoisPhar

the window

[turbro]

it all comes back to haunt us eventually, now doesn't it?

[mamoru]

as surely as the sun does rise and the moon does set upon our verdant home one day it shall be that you find yourself within the range of my blades and I will show you all that I have learned

[striders]

[throathole]

I need to go rub one out. *goes to my secret chamber where the walls are covered in tally marks and I erase one mark* *it is unclear what happens when they run out*

[r0zeclawz]

one of these big new indie cartoons should release with an exclusive adopt of like the main character. pay up 10000 dollars to be the only one whos legally allowed to draw pomni. i feel like the resulting fandom drama would change the face of the internet it would be so cool

[xxvapejuicekittyxx]

yeah hi this is actually a horrible idea why would you want this

[r0zeclawz]

i like when bad things happen

[un-monstre]

Bloopers are movie aftercare and it’s fucked up that we got rid of them

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

i got centipedes, got a lotta centipedes, got a lotta people tryna take away my centipedes

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[cdigoddess]

Hey do you have that Silence of the Lambs comic you made that was like "A cannibal AND a transmed" on hand? I think about it constantly but can't find it myself.

here ya go xx