Candied Communists

what's up everybody I THINK DOGS SHOULD VOTE! but forreal tho welcome to my twisted trachea =w=

[todaysbird]

Is anyone looking for a little Chicken in their life?

“Chicken” is a Quaker Parrot who was found as a stray and never claimed. He is currently being fostered by my friend through her rescue organization, the Purrs and Paws Project. While he is safe and in good hands, it would really be best for this little Chicken to go to a home that can give him the one on one attention a parrot really needs. Chicken is located in Fayetteville, NC (USA) if any potential adopters or long-term fosters are interested!

posted 7/28/2026

[mumblesplash]

it's such bs that the whole guilt-ridden stoic self-sacrificing martyr thing doesn't work outside of fiction. repressing all your emotions and neglecting your physical wellbeing should make you god's most tragically beautiful morally unassailable little soldier of righteousness but all it does is give you bad skin and gastrointestinal problems

[eggmeowth]

damn daniel has hatched out of the egg & flown to abraxas

[charlataninred]

I need people to learn what death of the author actually is. It isn’t “jkr who? Harry Potter was written by Daniel Radcliffe” or whatever the fuck. It means “I don’t care what jkr says she intended or not, the Harry Potter books are riddled with misogyny and ableism and racism.” It means “I don’t give a fuck that Andy Weir claims to not put politics in his books, Project Hail Mary has a shit ton of political statements in it. Stratt being a woman is a political/social statement. Which countries are involved with the petrova task force is political. The fact they get funding is political.”

Death of the author just means that you’re focusing on the reader’s interpretation of the work, not the author’s intention. It can also ignore the author’s history/beliefs, yes, and you can absolutely critique that, but that is why it is a literary theory and just ONE way to interact with literature, not the end-all-be-all of literary criticism

[karvina]

[evilqueerwizardassociation]

Misionero Comido Por Tigre, 1907, Noé León

[sexhaver]

locusts are SO fucked up. imagine if your apartment complex got too crowded during a drought so everyone in it started overproducing serotonin until they gained 100lb of pure muscle and then chewed through the drywall of every building in the neighborhood

[powerburial]

they do this over in philly

[spinecutter-archive]

my writing gland is purple and swollen

[spinecutter-archive]

my friendship gland is black and shriveled

[esthermika]

[theocseason4]

i think we should all go back to fully being terrified of using cameras of any sort because of the belief that photos steal our souls

[punkitt-is-here]

been watching defunctland in the background lately and why does every disney ride rebrand look like this

[mangonetics]

"why was the ending so rushed it was so good up until the ending" the answer is the same every time no matter the media you're talking about: the author is a bee and had to go back to the hive to defend the queen

[grox]

[grox]

So... Poignant. Declararive. It is a toy. He is allowed to have a toy. Looking back at the player. Not looking back at all. His eyeless gaze expressing everything, nothing. His toy

[desk-drawerr]

Ducky ate too many meloms!

food coma :0

[desk-drawerr]

To everyone who was concerned about ducky, he's doing just fine after his melon-nap.

getting all cleaned up in the baf

[dogpuppy]

I found a being I am enamored with

[moshroom]

he had to jump in the ballpit to cool off after getting all airplane ears over a treat puzzle that proved a little too advanced

[moshroom]

he's done this a few times now. the ball pit actively soothes him when he gets mad over puzzles. i could learn something from this

[moshroom]

[coolmanjohnny]